The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[littlechris]

Vegas has never appealed to me. Not my thing.

I understand.  I don't gamble nor do I pay for pussy.  Still lots of fun things to do.

[chefist]

I understand.  I don't gamble nor do I pay for pussy.  Still lots of fun things to do.

Agreed...That town is my second home...

[Rally Squirrel]

Disturbingly close...............

I was going to guess South Korea and you are watching Dramafeaver.

[Rally Squirrel]

This is correct, YouTube RPM (Revenue Per Thousand views) can vary wildly.  $1 RPM is the standard LOW, but it can get as high as $10 RPM.  For example, someone I know made about $84,000 last month from about 10 million video views.  The main reason he makes so much per thousand views is because he puts multiple midroll and postroll ads in all of his videos.

I know one guy I watch, TrainerTips, will not do a midroll because he feels it ruins his creation.

The thing that surprised me is how many gifts some people get. Both Trainer Tips and The Tim Tracker have set aside a day a week just to open mail and packages.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Especially with his blue turd eye from what I understand.

FIFY

[Rally Squirrel]

Isn't that the going church tithe rate ? Hey Falkie, now there's an idea. Become an ordained minister and start a church. It's cheap, the religion can be anything you want (grifting maybe ? ), and you can apply for non-profit tax-exempt status. Hell all you have to do is hold services once a week. Have the Kitties as the congregation. You could call it the Church of Falkanology. 

Once a week? As in a regular scheduled?

Falkie can not operate under those constraints. What if the left side of his right knee is talking to him? What if he ate bad soup and he is fire housing the elevator as he tries to make it home? These common events can not be scheduled.

[Happier Times are Coming]

never been to Vegas
not much into gambling (someone is paying for all those lights)
not into paying for .....
however, I would donate for a lap dance for George....
just to see if it invokes the mystical "twitchie thingy"....
and to see if he really goes crossed eyed !

[Lilith]

FIFY

Yup, yup, I sit corrected.

[Happier Times are Coming]

BEFORE planning a trip to Vegas..
you should find out who George knows in Vegas
hell, might just get comped a penthouse suite and complimentary limo, food, beverage and house money to play free...
(you, I am sure, are aware of Falkie's many connections)

[littlechris]

Last time I suggested an all expense paid trip to Vegas,  George came up with a lame excuse saying that if he left town, no-one would feed his cats and they'd starve.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'll have that song queded up for sure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93JvHkdYNNw

7 o'clock and I wanna rock,
Wanna get a belly fulla beer...

[nooryisawesome]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality.

George Senda could very easily have a sitcom about his life, sort of a racist,  lazier, Small time con-artist George Castaneza

[littlechris]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality.

George Senda could very easily have a sitcom about his life, sort of a racist,  lazier, Small time con-artist George Castaneza

Absolutely.

[GravitySucks]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality.

George Senda could very easily have a sitcom about his life, sort of a racist,  lazier, Small time con-artist George Castaneza

There was...


https://youtu.be/TdUsyXQ8Wrs

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality.

George Senda could very easily have a sitcom about his life, sort of a racist,  lazier, Small time con-artist George Castaneza

Or in one of those "true prison" docos, he'd fit right in there.   

[PB the Deplorable]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality...

I think if it was just done right - in clips of his videos and FalkieLeaks, readings from his posts by people in front of their computers, it could actually become a cult classic, and Falkie would become a B celeb.

I envision the ''this is designed to make me money'' clip as the opening scene , then flashbacks to his mother bawling him out for being with Kathy, and him wanting a iPad while she lay dying, moving on to BellGab - with carefully selected walls 'o text, his own thread, the videos, and of course the reactions from other poster - friends and trolls. 

It would have to carefully follow a few of the best storylines (with random funny one liners interjected throughout) so it wouldn't just be a mess.

Ongoing themes of being trolled by Bart El, Little Chris, Drone.  The whole Noory saga, the Circle of Trust, catfished by the radio people, whatever the latest trolling event is at the time (heh), various scenes of his entitlement, scheming, defending, his penchant for brand names and trinkets, the cats...  As with BG, Kathy wouldn't be fully revealed right away, just alluded to for awhile, then slowly introduced to the audience.

God, that's so much already, yet so much is left out.

Falkie would have to agree for his likeness and IP to be used, yet he couldn't be allowed to have editorial control or approval.  He'd go for it though if offered a cut. I know someone who could probably talk to him, but he'd want a cut too...

[bateman]

I think if it was just done right - in clips of his videos and FalkieLeaks, readings from his posts by people in front of their computers, it could actually become a cult classic, and Falkie would become a B celeb.

I envision the ''this is designed to make me money'' clip as the opening scene , then flashbacks to his mother bawling him out for being with Kathy, and him wanting a iPad while she lay dying, moving on to BellGab - with carefully selected walls 'o text, his own thread, the videos, and of course the reactions from other poster - friends and trolls. 

It would have to carefully follow a few of the best storylines (with random funny one liners interjected throughout) so it wouldn't just be a mess.

Ongoing themes of being trolled by Bart El, Little Chris, Drone.  The whole Noory saga, the Circle of Trust, catfished by the radio people, whatever the latest trolling event is at the time (heh), various scenes of his entitlement, scheming, defending, his penchant for brand names and trinkets, the cats...  As with BG, Kathy wouldn't be fully revealed right away, just alluded to for awhile, then slowly introduced to the audience.

God, that's so much already, yet so much is left out.

Falkie would have to agree for his likeness and IP to be used, yet he couldn't be allowed to have editorial control or approval.  He'd go for it though if offered a cut. I know someone who could probably talk to him, but he'd want a cut too...

The reveal of Kathy stands out to me as one of the top highlights of this fine thread.

[Rally Squirrel]

There needs to be a movie about Senda's life. Sort of shot so that it shows how George perceives the world and reality.

George Senda could very easily have a sitcom about his life, sort of a racist,  lazier, Small time con-artist George Castaneza

If they modernized this 1970 show but adapted the fantasy life parts it would work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqGa0hzDVnc

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Last time I suggested an all expense paid trip to Vegas,  George came up with a lame excuse saying that if he left town, no-one would feed his cats and they'd starve.

Before getting fired from Coast to Coast AM, George planned to take a trip to speak with Mr. Noory in person to discuss the problems with his monthly uploads to Tom and Kathy agreed to stay over at his apartment to feed the half-feral kitties for a few days. An astute observer might even draw the conclusion that George was afraid to attend a BellGab gathering in Las Vegas, even if it meant meeting George Knapp and securing an exclusive sit-down interview for his YouTube channel. It's quite perplexing why he would be so opposed to meeting his greatest network of fans and hiding under his sofa bed with the lights off during the event.

I'd also like to announce that the Circle of Trust (minus George) has secured Jason Callan as an honored guest for our upcoming get-together. He and the Legion supported Ol' Gerry in a time of crisis during the holidays and will be rewarded for their selfless efforts a hundred times over as the FIFI ENDOWMENT FUND discusses future business opportunities that can help expand the JC brand in 2017 while he explodes on the entertainment scene with his Food Network project and Ghost Hunters: YouTube Celebrities Edition appearance. I can't imagine that Jason, a man of high moral character, has ever demanded bank statements of any of his followers but I'll be sure to ask him when we meet! It will be an honor to look the man in his eyes, shake his hand, and ask for his forgiveness for the extreme lengths I went to in order to subvert him during THE GREAT WAR at the behest of my former master. It was suggested to me from a true and trusted friend on this forum that my actions were symptoms of Stockholm syndrome, and I'm starting to believe that was the case.

A time of peace is upon us - George Senda can either join us in this effort or fade away into obscurity.

- SWT(tm)

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Once a week? As in a regular scheduled?

Falkie can not operate under those constraints. What if the left side of his right knee is talking to him? What if he ate bad soup and he is fire housing the elevator as he tries to make it home? These common events can not be scheduled.

Oh, I don't know. The grand high priest of Falkantology might get off on playing dress up once, or even twice a week, especially if he can procure those nifty vestments.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I think if it was just done right - in clips of his videos and FalkieLeaks, readings from his posts by people in front of their computers, it could actually become a cult classic, and Falkie would become a B celeb.

I envision the ''this is designed to make me money'' clip as the opening scene , then flashbacks to his mother bawling him out for being with Kathy, and him wanting a iPad while she lay dying, moving on to BellGab - with carefully selected walls 'o text, his own thread, the videos, and of course the reactions from other poster - friends and trolls. 

It would have to carefully follow a few of the best storylines (with random funny one liners interjected throughout) so it wouldn't just be a mess.

Ongoing themes of being trolled by Bart El, Little Chris, Drone.  The whole Noory saga, the Circle of Trust, catfished by the radio people, whatever the latest trolling event is at the time (heh), various scenes of his entitlement, scheming, defending, his penchant for brand names and trinkets, the cats, you know.  Kathy wouldn't be fully revealed right away, just alluded to for awhile, then slowly introduced to the audience.

God, that's so much already, yet so much is left out.

Falkie would have to agree for his likeness and IP to be used, yet he couldn't be allowed to have editorial control or approval.  He'd go for it though if offered a cut. I know someone who could probably talk to him, but he'd want a cut too...

The Falkie thread is chock full of great stuff that would make interesting movie,t.v, book material.  I spoke to him about using his likeness in an illustrated story I am working on.  I told him I would even kick in some money.  He rejected it outright, said the Gabbers would see it as yet another thing to laugh at him over.  I told him that yeah, I had planned on lampooning the dog shit out of him and everyone else.  I submitted a panel depicting my idea of a villain, then asked if I could show him the same panel with him as the villain,  He agreed, I submitted.  It was a a panel with a word balloon and the baddy is talking about revenge to his henchmen.  He said he would have to rethink the proposal and that he would have to rewrite it.  I thought "rewrite...it was one fuggin' panel!"  My Spidey sense went off at that point and told him I decided to go with the figment of my imagination instead (He's not a whiny bitch who wants rewrites or money for that matter).  Gawd, Falkie is a frustratingly maddening %$#%&. 

[jazmunda]

The reveal of Kathy stands out to me as one of the top highlights of this fine thread.

Agreed. It wasn't the first or only time but that reveal made me question whether this could all just be performance art. In my heart of hearts I still hope this to be true and we are all the ones being trolled.

The awkward shuffle in the tight confines of the domicile still crack me up.

[PB the Deplorable]

The reveal of Kathy stands out to me as one of the top highlights of this fine thread.

And for awhile no one wanted to say anything..

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Before getting fired from Coast to Coast AM, George planned to take a trip to speak with Mr. Noory in person to discuss the problems with his monthly uploads to Tom and Kathy agreed to stay over at his apartment to feed the half-feral kitties for a few days. An astute observer might even draw the conclusion that George was afraid to attend a BellGab gathering in Las Vegas, even if it meant meeting George Knapp and securing an exclusive sit-down interview for his YouTube channel. It's quite perplexing why he would be so opposed to meeting his greatest network of fans and hiding under his sofa bed with the lights off during the event.

I'd also like to announce that the Circle of Trust (minus George) has secured Jason Callan as an honored guest for our upcoming get-together. He and the Legion supported Ol' Gerry in a time of crisis during the holidays and will be rewarded for their selfless efforts a hundred times over as the FIFI ENDOWMENT FUND discusses future business opportunities that can help expand the JC brand in 2017 while he explodes on the entertainment scene with his Food Network project and Ghost Hunters: YouTube Celebrities Edition appearance. I can't imagine that Jason, a man of high moral character, has ever demanded bank statements of any of his followers but I'll be sure to ask him when we meet! It will be an honor to look the man in his eyes, shake his hand, and ask for his forgiveness for the extreme lengths I went to in order to subvert him during THE GREAT WAR at the behest of my former master. It was suggested to me from a true and trusted friend on this forum that my actions were symptoms of Stockholm syndrome, and I'm starting to believe that was the case.

A time of peace is upon us - George Senda can either join us in this effort or fade away into obscurity.

- SWT(tm)

Sounds like you guys are backing the right man.  Good job!

[jazmunda]

Did george removed his YouTube channel?

It's still up.

[FallenSeraph]

Meanwhile, he hasn't posted a video in days. I, for one, feel a Falkie-shaped hole in my life. All this smack talk over here is keeping his creative juices from flowing.

Shame shame shame on all of you.

Love and friendship,
Seraphim "THERE IS NO FIFI" 27

[damon]

It's still up.

Ok I just found it.

[PB the Deplorable]

The Falkie thread is chock full of great stuff that would make interesting movie,t.v, book material.  I spoke to him about using his likeness in an illustrated story I am working on.  I told him I would even kick in some money.  He rejected it outright, said the Gabbers would see it as yet another thing to laugh at him over.  I told him that yeah, I had planned on lampooning the dog shit out of him and everyone else.  I submitted a panel depicting my idea of a villain, then asked if I could show him the same panel with him as the villain,  He agreed, I submitted.  It was a a panel with a word balloon and the baddy is talking about revenge to his henchmen.  He said he would have to rethink the proposal and that he would have to rewrite it.  I thought "rewrite...it was one fuggin' panel!"  My Spidey sense went off at that point and told him I decided to go with the figment of my imagination instead (He's not a whiny bitch who wants rewrites or money for that matter).  Gawd, Falkie is a frustratingly maddening %$#%&.

To think, we could be the ones who introduce Falkie to the world

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

To think, we could be the ones who introduce Falkie to the world

Well, he sure doesn't do much to promote himself. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Before getting fired from Coast to Coast AM, George planned to take a trip to speak with Mr. Noory in person to discuss the problems with his monthly uploads to Tom and Kathy agreed to stay over at his apartment to feed the half-feral kitties for a few days. An astute observer might even draw the conclusion that George was afraid to attend a BellGab gathering in Las Vegas, even if it meant meeting George Knapp and securing an exclusive sit-down interview for his YouTube channel. It's quite perplexing why he would be so opposed to meeting his greatest network of fans and hiding under his sofa bed with the lights off during the event.

I'd also like to announce that the Circle of Trust (minus George) has secured Jason Callan as an honored guest for our upcoming get-together. He and the Legion supported Ol' Gerry in a time of crisis during the holidays and will be rewarded for their selfless efforts a hundred times over as the FIFI ENDOWMENT FUND discusses future business opportunities that can help expand the JC brand in 2017 while he explodes on the entertainment scene with his Food Network project and Ghost Hunters: YouTube Celebrities Edition appearance. I can't imagine that Jason, a man of high moral character, has ever demanded bank statements of any of his followers but I'll be sure to ask him when we meet! It will be an honor to look the man in his eyes, shake his hand, and ask for his forgiveness for the extreme lengths I went to in order to subvert him during THE GREAT WAR at the behest of my former master. It was suggested to me from a true and trusted friend on this forum that my actions were symptoms of Stockholm syndrome, and I'm starting to believe that was the case.

A time of peace is upon us - George Senda can either join us in this effort or fade away into obscurity.

- SWT(tm)

Are you sure there is nothing Falkie could do or say to patch things up? 

To be fair, things have not been going his way lately (Kathy, Noory, a lonely holiday season, no car, the catfishing radio company), and things could have just come to a head.  Everyone has rough patches when they really need their true friends to understand.