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Latest is the 9-second "call from the White House switchboard" was to the goober in the back, probably after he had already left and was driving back to NY.  J6 committee is playing down for some reason, guy just trying to move his book which comes out tomorrow.



The goober and his two friends pled guilty to parading in the Capitol or something like that which is actually a crime lol but they ran their mouths in messages, could have been worse.

Quote"I would've said "Our job yesterday wasn't completed. Our end goal was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi, and sadly today they're still breathing, therefore we must come back stronger and fiercely next time around," Connor wrote in an Instagram message to Ferrigno, Lunyk and others on January 8, 2021.

"If they take my money I'm gonna shoot Pelosi," Lunyk said to Connor, Ferrigno and others on January 12, 2021.

"We raped AOC," Connor texted Lunyk, Ferrigno and others on January 8, 2021.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/26/politics/mysterious-phone-call-white-house-rioter-jan-6/index.html

Also good grief Clarence Thomas's wife is full-on Qtard texting Mark Meadows about sending Biden to a prison barge, WTAF.  I want to know how crazy it got in the White House, we know Trumpykins gave at least one order making Kraken Lady special counsel that was just ignored and a bunch of Pentagon types resigned and the Secret Service purged their messages, some crazy shit went down we don't know yet.

None of these people had any serious hard evidence of election fraud, it was all chinese hackers and Italian satellites and suitcases of ballots hidden under tables in Georgia at this point, they were just running with it.

Hahaha "we're not just a bunch of crazy internet cult members, we're regular Americans, honest!"

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1573485684744134666

Tap dance faster, K_Dubb! The election was stolen. You see people pulling suitcases of ballots from under tables and that doesn't set off any alarm bells for you?! Of course not! You drank the Koolaid a long time ago.

BTW, that mustache makes you look like a D list porn star.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 10:19:44 AM Tap dance faster, K_Dubb! The election was stolen. You see people pulling suitcases of ballots from under tables and that doesn't set off any alarm bells for you?! Of course not! You drank the Koolaid a long time ago.

BTW, that mustache makes you look like a D list porn star.

Oh good grief.  The people opening ballots worked out of containers under their tables, in the full video you see them packing them putting them in taking them over to the machines to count, Rudy's vid was just the last bit snipped out of context and made to sound sinister to fool uncurious goobers, typical trumpy scam.



Nah I am too fat for a porn star, even d-list.  I need to do serious cut now not looking forward to it 

Here you can see Rudy just showed them pulling stuff out from under and made a fuss for the camera, not how they got under the tables in the first place, because that explains it.  Transparent con.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKXvqSNIkk

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 10:37:40 AMNah I am too fat for a porn star, even d-list. 

Oh, that's where you're wrong, Hot Stuff. Rawr't.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 10:37:40 AMI need to do serious cut now not looking forward to it 

Won't it be fun with all of your willing partners? Or is the "serious" part where you have to be alone?

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be condescending or to be mocking—that just gets added in by Google Keyboard—I simply don't know what's involved in your circumstance, and I know that that can make a big difference, because I know that no one knew what mine was, either.

The truth is I know a lot about body shaming, and the fact is, if even one woman—EVEN ONE—in the last 10 years had come up to me and said, "you know, you would look better if you would get your muscles toned," then I would have done it.

However, no one did, and before that, someone explained to me that she deliberately stained her teeth in order to make herself less attractive to people who might otherwise think of raping her.

Now, while it sounds like lunacy when stated out baldly like that, it actually made a lot of sense given that a number of people had asked me, "dude! what the hell is wrong with her teeth?"

When she explained it, it made perfect sense. Not that it would work, but that she thought that it would—especially combined with her powers of magic glamor. (Or, "magick glammer," for you purists out there.) Anyway you're not looking forward to getting cut, and I'm not looking forward to finding out where I'm going to live so I can hire a dentist.

We all have our challenges in life. They all seem simple to others. But to we who face them, they can seem well-nigh-damn-near insurmountable.

So anyway, I mentioned the word "dentist" and everybody probably understands (they're wrong but they think they understand), but when you say, "serious cut," I have no idea what you mean... so I cannot empathize, frick!

I can sympathize, but that really isn't the same thing at all, now is it?

Anyway, you're not too fat. Too slow, maybe—but if anything is slowing you down, it's probably not the adipose tissue. *polite_cheer*


(This was me trying to be encouraging, by the way. How did I do, Coach? I can take my answer off of cuneiform hieroglyphics, but let us not show off too much today; it's only Monday, after all.)

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 10:57:21 AMHere you can see Rudy just showed them [...] Transparent con.

That reminds me, do I still have time to get Jeffrey Tambor's autograph before he dies? That man is a living legend.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 10:19:44 AM Tap dance faster, K_Dubb! The election was stolen.

Settle down, you. You might have been next, but your senseless mockery has bumped you back to the end of the line. Again. Eyes on you, Colleague.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 09:20:22 AMNone of these people had any serious hard evidence of election fraud, it was all chinese hackers and Italian satellites and suitcases of ballots hidden under tables in Georgia at this point, they were just running with it.

That's no reason we can't burst into their house on Christmas Eve, tag'n'bag the lot, and call ourselves "Founding Parents," now is it? Of course, The Council Of The Divine won't stand for any such thing at this point, but there's no reason to just rely on them to keep a civilized people looking civilized, now is there?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 09:20:22 AMThe goober and his two friends pled guilty to parading in the Capitol or something like that which is actually a crime lol but they ran their mouths in messages, could have been worse.

Really, at this point, I could just select any random excerpt of your recent writings and say the same thing: you really are better at being me than I am, at this point. For one thing, obviously you've gotten a lot more attempts to practice without interruption, but also... you just put a lot more heart and soul into it than I ever could.

I'd give you a kudos but I wouldn't know what to do with myself after I instantly stopped respecting myself in the morning. Long story short: I'm helping.

Of course I'd rather be helping in a different way but in this time of our national EMERGENCY, I'm just grateful that I can still help at all—especially with this crippling depression and these two loaded guns here, damn I don't know how I can restrain the urges. QQ, boo-hoo a-bloo-bloo.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 10:57:21 AMHere you can see Rudy just showed them pulling stuff out from under and made a fuss for the camera, not how they got under the tables in the first place, because that explains it.  Transparent con.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKXvqSNIkk

Oooh! 60 Minutes. They're not a biased source. 🙄😆

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 03:52:54 PMOooh! 60 Minutes. They're not a biased source. 🙄😆

It's security camera footage doesn't have sound anyway you can turn it on mute if you are afraid a little cbs will turn you into a communist gawd you are such a fastidious prig you won't see it on Hammity because his audience would hurl their hungrymans at the teevee and piss themselves with fury if he ever stopped blowing Blumpkin with that fat pink face of his to draw breath ffs he looks like a canned ham that sings the high tenor in a barbershop quartet why did you have to post him anyways he makes me barf 🤢 and he can shove his stupid football up his yinyang

Quote from: Jackstar on September 26, 2022, 12:52:50 PMOf course I'd rather be helping in a different way but in this time of our national EMERGENCY, I'm just grateful that I can still help at all—especially with this crippling depression and these two loaded guns here, damn I don't know how I can restrain the urges. QQ, boo-hoo a-bloo-bloo.

Jacky I don't know if this is a coded message or not because I can't tell what you are talking about half the time and I'm not a mental health professional or qualified to help you but these people are, call now ☎️ call or text, trained operators are standing by 🥳

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 05:19:12 PMIt's security camera footage doesn't have sound anyway you can turn it on mute if you are afraid a little cbs will turn you into a communist gawd you are such a fastidious prig you won't see it on Hammity because his audience would hurl their hungrymans at the teevee and piss themselves with fury if he ever stopped blowing Blumpkin with that fat pink face of his to draw breath ffs he looks like a canned ham that sings the high tenor in a barbershop quartet why did you have to post him anyways he makes me barf 🤢 and he can shove his stupid football up his yinyang

You've put on a few pounds too there, pudgy. I think I see the start of moobs. Of course, they don't rival Art's yet but you're getting there.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 05:45:03 PMYou've put on a few pounds too there, pudgy.

I know  nothing but jalapeno chicken breast all week ugh

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 05:45:03 PMYou've put on a few pounds too there, pudgy. I think I see the start of moobs. Of course, they don't rival Art's yet but you're getting there.

Those are my big beefy man tits how dare yew   i worked hard on those

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 05:49:15 PMThose are my big beefy man tits how dare yew   i worked hard on those

BTW, supergay t-shirt.

Hey, how many homosexuals do you have to throw off a roof to satisfy Allah?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 06:47:22 PMBTW, supergay t-shirt.

Papi has the best tees deep dark like his voice and soft like a hug from papi omg I love heem sm 🖤

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 06:52:19 PMHey, how many homosexuals do you have to throw off a roof to satisfy Allah?

Depends, 79 kind of gay ones or just one supergay one 🌈

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 06:56:21 PMDepends, 79 kind of gay ones or just one supergay one 🌈

Nope. All of them.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 07:05:29 PMNope. All of them.

Traitor.  I stand with TRUMP 💪🌈


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYsZcTY_Ncw

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 07:07:46 PMTraitor.  I stand with TRUMP 💪🌈


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYsZcTY_Ncw

Hey, blame Allah, not me. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 07:09:35 PMHey, blame Allah, not me. 

So you are a muslim now because you hate the gays so much.      I knew that is where this was going ever since you chuds started growing those mullah beards to hide your chubby little chins.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 07:22:46 PMSo you are a muslim now because you hate the gays so much.    I knew that is where this was going ever since you chuds started growing those mullah beards to hide your chubby little chins.

No and no. Who said I hate gays?! I hate that such a small percentage of the population has such huge influence on the rest of it without any kind of democratic process to it. You could substitute gay for almost anything in that regard. It's just a straight up deep state mindfuck.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 07:30:48 PMNo and no. Who said I hate gays?! I hate that such a small percentage of the population has such huge influence on the rest of it without any kind of democratic process to it. You could substitute gay for almost anything in that regard. It's just a straight up deep state mindfuck.

It's because we made Superman gay, isn't it?  I told them that was too fast, too far    Ruined your trip to the comic store.  Is that when you went in the out door?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 07:40:27 PMIt's because we made Superman gay, isn't it?  I told them that was too fast, too far    Ruined your trip to the comic store.  Is that when you went in the out door?

Aw! Does the truth hurt? Is that why you're lashing out, sunshine?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 07:56:45 PMAw! Does the truth hurt? Is that why you're lashing out, sunshine?

Haha I think I guessed right 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 08:07:19 PMHaha I think I guessed right 

Nah! I think you're a faggot who has to hide behind the same bad jokes everytime you're exposed for what you really are: a communist thug.

Our residential communist thug does have a cool t-shirt. 

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 26, 2022, 11:18:04 PMOur residential communist thug does have a cool t-shirt. 

There's nothing cool about communism or that shirt.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 27, 2022, 09:14:40 AMThere's nothing cool about communism or that shirt.

Communism is kind of blah but that shirt is 🔥

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2022, 10:00:49 AMHahaha "we're not just a bunch of crazy internet cult members, we're regular Americans, honest!"

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1573485684744134666

Normally it is the Muslims who hold up the 'One' finger. The 'only Allah, one god deal. Not the middle-one as a gesture if in a roadrage or traffic frustration but in 'only one god' type of deal. Christianity of various types (Roman, Protestant, different Orthodoxies, even Boy Scouts, have different systems of fingers and blessings, which are varied how they do it and the symbolic nature of number of fingers and order of crossing, swearing oaths, and such. Blacks (nationalist) and communists do they closed fist deal (ignoring all authority from 'on high.')