The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Roswells, Art]

Roswells_Art, Falkie has frequent joint pain and will require an occasional gastric lavage. We seek only the best for the job.

What?! That thread has been open for days and that job hasn't been taken yet? This must be my lucky day.

[MV/Liberace!]

Thank goodness you have a full access pass to the Fortress.

it has been a consolation, yes.

[3OctaveFart]

We are trying to fill the professional roles, most of the minstrels and jesters have been appointed.

We could probably use a priest, also.

[Roswells, Art]

We are trying to fill the professional roles, most of the minstrels and jesters have been appointed.

We could probably use a priest, also.

lol

[Lilith]

Pssst. There really is no such thing as Turbo mode. You can stop kissing his ass.

There IS turbo mode.  I have turbo mode for life.

Praise MV!

[Lilith]

school is a bitch.  my life sucks at the moment.

Come back to bellgab, bring the Gabcast with you!

All will be forgiven! And happiness will be restored!

Praise MV! 

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Pssst. There really is no such thing as Turbo mode. You can stop kissing his ass.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, I'LL KISS MV'S ASS IF I WANT TO LOL
HELLO GRAVITY SUCKS . . .

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Does that count as community service?

We will suspend the sentence if new Gabcast is done soon.

[GravitySucks]

I BEG YOUR PARDON, I'LL KISS MV'S ASS IF I WANT TO LOL
HELLO GRAVITY SUCKS . . .

I hope you have big lips. 😎

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

I hope you have big lips. 😎

KISS KISS

[Falkie2013]

Yeah; you cry all the way to the bank.

Falkie's too cheap for something like that.

Wrong again, Wicked Witch of Cape Giradeu !
My past due internet bill AND April's bill will be paid on Friday & I will discuss with MV who is having the parking lot strengthened and resurface to hold the weight of the full armored cars waiting at the Exxon station to deliver his millions, precisely when he wishes me to host the Gabcast.
And Goodwill called.
Your broom is ready and waiting for pickup.

[onan]

Wrong again, Wicked Witch of Cape Giradeu !
My past due internet bill AND April's bill will be paid on Friday & I will discuss with MV who is having the parking lot strengthened and resurface to hold the weight of the full armored cars waiting at the Exxon station to deliver his millions, precisely when he wishes me to host the Gabcast.
And Goodwill called.
Your broom is ready and waiting for pickup.

The fact you have or had past due bills means you are irresponsible. Dead Beat. Go back to your fucking fortress.

[Laurakinch]

Hey Tub a guts, I'm at the Starbux in Martinez, came by to see you and say hi. But then realized it's only just after 2pm so you haven't gotten up yet. Did you break the door down in a hurry for your pastry and ice water yesterday?

[Falkie2013]

Imperious Witch, the queen of the sewage paddles, said in the sewage sty that I was too cheap to SPEND money.
I put her in her place which should be the dunking chair.
My past due internet bill AND next month's internet bill in advance will be paid in FULL on Friday, NO April Fools joke.

$242.60 is hardly what I would call CHEAP.
They are also whining & bitching about there being NO Gabcast.
I have informed MV of the above and the Gabcast will be on Monday with me as the sole host.

Let the firestorm begin !

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓

I just got told by a denizen of the sewage buffet that I was not welcome in the thread that still has my name/handle on it.
I told him I can post there any time I choose and to bugger off !
See you on Monday !

[Open Lines Gerry]

The fact you have or had past due bills means you are irresponsible. Dead Beat. Go back to your fucking fortress.

To this point, it's serving only as a fortress, my friend.  I'm not aware of any f***ing going on.

[GravitySucks]

Hey Tub a guts, I'm at the Starbux in Martinez, came by to see you and say hi. But then realized it's only just after 2pm so you haven't gotten up yet. Did you break the door down in a hurry for your pastry and ice water yesterday?

You should tell you Doctor your meds might need a adjusting. 😎

[3OctaveFart]

We are trying to organize a Caligulan orgy to hail the coming of spring. Any midgets want to volunteer for the musical skit competition?

[GravitySucks]

We are trying to organize a Caligulan orgy to hail the coming of spring.

Spring has sprung. Gotta wait until next year.

[MAX]

LETS GIVE HIM NO TIME SERVED, AS LONG AS HE DOES ONE SOON...
WE WANT GABCAST

Please hit the little button that's says caps lock

[onan]

To this point, it's serving only as a fortress, my friend.  I'm not aware of any f***ing going on.

Point taken.

Tell mud guts to stay in his "safety zone".

[Falkie2013]

Hey Tub a guts, I'm at the Starbux in Martinez, came by to see you and say hi. But then realized it's only just after 2pm so you haven't gotten up yet. Did you break the door down in a hurry for your pastry and ice water yesterday?

Oh dense one. Since you CLAIM to be at the Starbucks and IF you had the intelligence to ask ( which I doubt ) you would know that the interior door window was broken from the INSIDE while the store was closed & the door was locked and no one was in the store.

As for my being up at 2 pm which is patently ridiculous, I woke up in the very early hours, went & fed the outdoor cats & proceeded to clean the area under and atop my tv table which is now fully cleaned and the carpet underneath is ready for vacuuming.
IF you could be on my thread, ( which will never happen in THIs lifetime ) you would have been able to read the details.
I think it's very nice that Imperious Witch's monkeys were finally able to be trained to use a Polaroid and that she loaned them to you so those pictures could be taken.
Sorry your stalking efforts will be in vain. I'm headed elsewhere.

See below a picture of my tv table.
( The burning house gif is NOT my apartment. ).

As for the rest of the moon bathers in the sewage tank, MV has confirmed it and I will be the sole host of Bellgab on Monday.

Let the firestorm begin !

[GravitySucks]

Oh dense one. Since you CLAIM to be at the Starbucks and IF you had the intelligence to ask ( which I doubt ) you would know that the interior door window was broken from the INSIDE while the store was closed & the door was locked and no one was in the store.

As for my being up at 2 pm which is patently ridiculous, I woke up in the very early hours, went & fed the outdoor cats & proceeded to clean the area under and atop my tv table which is now fully cleaned and the carpet underneath is ready for vacuuming.
IF you could be on my thread, ( which will never happen in THIs lifetime ) you would have been able to read the details.
I think it's very nice that Imperious Witch's monkeys were finally able to be trained to use a Polaroid and that she loaned them to you so those pictures could be taken.
Sorry your stalking efforts will be in vain. I'm headed elsewhere.

See below a picture of my tv table.
( The burning house gif is NOT my apartment. ).

As for the rest of the moon bathers in the sewage tank, MV has confirmed it and I will be the sole host of Bellgab on Monday.

Let the firestorm begin !

You are not welcome here.  Go back to your little FATASS fiefdom.

[MAX]

To this point, it's serving only as a fortress, my friend.  I'm not aware of any f***ing going on.

So I guess you didn't pimp your daughter out to him yet need to keep working on that

[Falkie2013]

You are not welcome here.  Go back to your little FATASS fiefdom.

Last I looked this THREAD still has MY name/handle on it.
I will post here any time I choose.
Bugger off !

[Rally Squirrel]

As for my being up at 2 pm which is patently ridiculous, I woke up in the very early hours, went & fed the outdoor cats & proceeded to clean the area under and atop my tv table which is now fully cleaned and the carpet underneath is ready for vacuuming.
IF you could be on my thread, ( which will never happen in THIs lifetime ) you would have been able to read the details.

STOP THE BUS!!!

I am missing out on the details of your adventures in cleaning. Please deem us worthy to share what you found under the table. Was it another fuzzy tangerine? Burger King wrappers? Some sort of head piece that has googly eyes on springs? I need to know.
How long did it take for you to prep the area under a table for vacuuming, sounds like a solid days work.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wrong again, Wicked Witch of Cape Giradeu !
My past due internet bill AND April's bill will be paid on Friday & I will discuss with MV who is having the parking lot strengthened and resurface to hold the weight of the full armored cars waiting at the Exxon station to deliver his millions, precisely when he wishes me to host the Gabcast.
And Goodwill called.
Your broom is ready and waiting for pickup.

If you're addressing me, why did you also quote Yorkie? Do you not know how to work a 'quote' button yet?

Who's paying your internet bill? Cuz we all know it's not you. One of your benefactors? What's it like to have a sugar daddy at your age Senda?

[whoozit]

This is only idle curiosity but how does one apply to Falkies Fortress?  Do you PM the big guy or plead your case to one of his minions?  What sins can be forgiven and which are unforgivable?  Does one have to eat a cracker topped with...well, let's not talk about that.


Edit:  Does one only have to behave on that thread or is a certain leeway granted in the alternate universe?

[3OctaveFart]

I had to eat a blood-streaked booger and chase it with Mr. Pibb, to get in.

[whoozit]

I had to eat a blood-streaked booger and chase it with Mr. Pibb, to get in.

I was afraid it might involve mayo.

[chefist]

Last I looked this THREAD still has MY name/handle on it.
I will post here any time I choose.
Bugger off !

How many people are posting over there, George?