The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Thanks a lot.  It's coming up to potato salad season and you put me off mayo again.

Potatoes, ranch dressing and bacon. I don't really know how to cook, but if I had to make potato salad, that's how I would do it.

[littlechris]

Thanks a lot.  It's coming up to potato salad season and you put me off mayo again.

Mayonnaise, it does the body good!

[Falkie2013]

But you get to do your favorite hobby/career AND get a work out! I think it's perfect!

Workout ? Workout ? I'm not Richard Simmons.

When I got home and got in the shower my lower back was screaming in pain.
I'd not walked that far for some time.
As for Little Chris, I am angry over the threats and I did tell him I had put aside his past actions.
It is I who should be threatening him & I am not.
Think about that.
He refuses to acknowledge or play by the rules.

[dipp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M13OSIlS8HE

yet they are all still best friends. i guess patty knows how to give great titty rubs.
and  i assume she has NO idea she's being talked about like this. but i get an inbox from falk with this:

guess he covered all his bases with that clause.

[akwilly]

Mayonnaise, it does the body good!

after watching Rambo I was inspired to learn how to breath out of my Weiner. I can inhale pretty good now so I gotta be careful what type of food I dip it in. I prefer sour cream to mayo mostly because I like the burn.

[Inglorious Bitch]

yet they are all still best friends. i guess patty knows how to give great titty rubs.
and  i assume she has NO idea she's being talked about like this. but i get an inbox from falk with this:

guess he covered all his bases with that clause.

Senda doesn't like others to discuss him, so why is he talking behind his friends' backs? 

[Inglorious Bitch]

after watching Rambo I was inspired to learn how to breath out of my Weiner. I can inhale pretty good now so I gotta be careful what type of food I dip it in. I prefer sour cream to mayo mostly because I like the burn.

If you use a yoghurt/kiwi puree, you will also exfoliate dead skin cells.

[littlechris]

after watching Rambo I was inspired to learn how to breath out of my Weiner. I can inhale pretty good now so I gotta be careful what type of food I dip it in. I prefer sour cream to mayo mostly because I like the burn.

Lolz, after hearing about falkie and kathy's adventures with mayo, I wont fuck with mayo anymore.

[Corona Kitty]

I'm sorry you've missed out, but no time like the present to make up for lost time.

I like the way you think.

[akwilly]

If you use a yoghurt/kiwi puree, you will also exfoliate dead skin cells.

no, I don't want to lose any girth

[whoozit]

Lolz, after hearing about falkie and kathy's adventures with mayo, I wont fuck with mayo anymore.

This is like the third time this week I've had to pour bleach in my eyes.  It can't be good for them.

[akwilly]

This is like the third time this week I've had to pour bleach in my eyes.  It can't be good for them.

bleach is good for the eyes. Just don't mix it with ammonia

[littlechris]

Workout ? Workout ? I'm not Richard Simmons.

When I got home and got in the shower my lower back was screaming in pain.
I'd not walked that far for some time.
As for Little Chris, I am angry over the threats and I did tell him I had put aside his past actions.
It is I who should be threatening him & I am not.
Think about that.
He refuses to acknowledge or play by the rules.

I've played by the rules and went out of my way to be nice to you on your thread.

Anyone with access to your filthy dungeon thread can read my posts where I have been nothing but NICE to you,  dick bag!!!

What fucking threats are you talking about that I have made towards you?

Please post the threats I've made to you, dick bag!!

And yes you did threaten me on the phone last april.

You SCREAMED at me and told me you would find me and my family and kill us all!!! 

Yeah go ahead and lie and deny it!!! 

Btw, I have yet to make a report with the Martinez police department but will do so in the next coming days just so that there is a record of it if you decide to escalate things and I need to physically defend myself.

You threatened to kill me and my family because you got mad over a picture in  an article  I wrote about you being soo gullible and calling Noory out to see if he was "gaming you"!!!

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/2015/04/19/64/

This after you went on the gabcast and made up a bunch of LIES about me and you and your butt ugly girlfriend made YouTube videos once again making up LIES about me!!!!! 

I got sick of you spreading lies about me to everyone and so I decided to start the fan site to EXPOSE you, you fucking LYING con man!!!!

I'm fucking tired of the way you have treated me and others in the fortress and your constant PM's accusing me of shit I have not done!!!!

You want to hide in your fortress and talk shit about me and others!!!???

Be a man and let's do this here in this thread you FUCKING COWARD!!!

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

In my excitement of this being your big break, I submitted a Naked and Afraid application in your name after my previous post, George. Hopefully I'm not stepping on any toes by doing so. I took some educated guesses to fill out the form completely but because of my "in" with the show, you're going to jump the line so the application was really more of a formality anyway. I ran out of ideas under skills and said that you were a snake wrangler on the off-chance you'll get a Jeff Corwin Experience style show as a result. Oh, and for Extreme Sports I put down parkour, unicycling, and wingsuit flying so you may have to make stuff up when questioned about them. Sorry.

[GravitySucks]

I've played by the rules and went out of my way to be nice to you on your thread.

Anyone with access to your filthy dungeon thread can read my posts where I have been nothing but NICE to you,  dick bag!!!

What fucking threats are you talking about that I have made towards you?

Please post the threats I've made to you, dick bag!!

And yes you did threaten me on the phone last april.

You SCREAMED at me and told me you would find me and my family and kill us all!!! 

Yeah go ahead and lie and deny it!!! 

Btw, I have yet to make a report with the Martinez police department but will do so in the next coming days just so that there is a record of it if you decide to escalate things and I need to physically defend myself.

You threatened to kill me and my family because you got mad over a picture in  an article  I wrote about you being soo gullible and calling Noory out to see if he was "gaming you"!!!

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/2015/04/19/64/

This after you went on the gabcast and made up a bunch of LIES about me and you and your butt ugly girlfriend made YouTube videos once again making up LIES about me!!!!! 

I got sick of you spreading lies about me to everyone and so I decided to start the fan site to EXPOSE you, you fucking LYING con man!!!!

I'm fucking tired of the way you have treated me and others in the fortress and your constant PM's accusing me of shit I have not done!!!!

You want to hide in your fortress and talk shit about me and others!!!???

Be a man and let's do this here in this thread you FUCKING COWARD!!!

You two really need to get a room.

[Inglorious Bitch]

This is like the third time this week I've had to pour bleach in my eyes.  It can't be good for them.

Here ya go!

[Inglorious Bitch]

i guess patty knows how to give great titty rubs.

She's got the hands for it.

[Walks_At_Night]

I keep telling myself not to look at this thread anymore.  I never listen    *sigh*

[dipp]

She's got the hands for it.

lol

[akwilly]

She's got the hands for it.

when she's not rubbing tittys she uses her hands to put the studs into snow tires

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Here's something if the Naked and Afraid people ask for any sort of proof of your extreme sport activities, Falkie. I can provide the unicycle and parkour images on request, though they probably won't be necessary because the wingsuit one is without flaw.

[onan]

I want peace in George's kingdom.

I want to put a boot up George's rectum.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Here's something if the Naked and Afraid people ask for any sort of proof of your extreme sport activities, Falkie. I can provide the unicycle and parkour images on request, though they probably won't be necessary because the wingsuit one is without flaw.

Nice job, SWT!  The Noory images on the suit were a nice touch.

Do you perchance have a parkour video or gif for George to submit?  If not, I suppose a still photo will have to do, but not quite as dramatic as seeing the man in motion.  I envision it being something like the opening scene of Daniel Craig running over, around, and through that construction site in "Casino Royale."

[WhiteCrow]

I don't know if it helps or not, but LittleChris has always been a good friend to me.

I don't get it.. LC has always been most gentleman like to  me. Once in a awhile he doesn't get my weird humor. But thats understandable some do some don't

[WhiteCrow]

Question:

Why is Falkie continuing to post on this thread now that he has his own personal sandbox to mess about in? If he wants to go off and do his own thing, like a retarded Martin Luther, then let him, but he can't play two games at once. If he has made his own damp, squalid bed then he should be compelled to lie on it. That goes for all those people who have a skeleton key to Falkenberg's Fortress: you can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds, you have to pick a side.

The Falkie thread is like the Catholic church in the 16th century: essentially corrupt but rather fun at the same time. We even have our set of holy texts: The Senda Chronicles (the final part of the Xmas Carol is due for completion in the next week or so, with "It's a Sendaful Life" in pre-production). IB is our Mary Magdalen (for obvious reasons), Meatie Pie looks like he is lining up the role of Judas (although I am just hoping that his flirtation with the Fortress was just a bit of Easter performance art and he really didn't take the thirty pieces of silver), while modesty forbids me from speculation about the identity of JC. I'm looking into the possibility of tax exemption status for the Falkie thread (hereinafter renamed 'The Church of Falkie') too, because I'm pretty sure we qualify, and I could use the cash to buy more Pokemons for the shrine. The Fortress lot (in honour of Falkie's lacklustre hygiene standards) will be referred from hereon in as the 'Grotestants'.

So, my Falkie thread brothers and sisters, what do we do? My initial idea was that we should have anyone who posts on the Fortress thread burned at the stake as a heretic, but I have had to reject that on practical rather than moral grounds (although anyone who happens to have a can of petrol and a match in the vicinity of Open Lines Gerry will have my blessing to follow their conscience). Now I am tending towards excommunication, something like a good old-fashioned Amish shunning. So, I propose we petition MV to lock the Falkie thread to anyone who is also a member of the Fortress. I think we have to nip this schism in the bud before the bloodletting has to start. You can't be a member of both, you have to be all in, for good or bad.

Part 4 will not be released until we get a ruling on this. So, what do you want, people? The forum equivalent of a homeless shelter, with Senda as head wino, spouting off about whatever tedious balls comes into his fat head and applauded by his posse of mindless sycophants? Or do you want the original Falkie thread, famous throughout throughout the internets as a laugh factory on steroids? Everyone knows that Falkie was the least interesting thing about the Falkie thread, so now it's time to bring matters to a head and lance this boil at once!

My erring friends, with repentance brings forgiveness. You will be welcomed back to the fold, like the lost sheep you are, and you will be allowed to participate in the Sendacrist once again (instead of the communion wafer and wine we use a hot dog and Walmart peach water), but you have to pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel and turn your back on this despicable splinter group forever, at peril of your immortal souls.

G*d bless you!

STFU.. for the first time in my life I have been part of an "in" group ...and  you want to take away all my joy.

Can't I just ... Love everybody!

Praise MV...  Dave was right ..that boy is a genius

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Nice job, SWT!  The Noory images on the suit were a nice touch.

Do you perchance have a parkour video or gif for George to submit?  If not, I suppose a still photo will have to do, but not quite as dramatic as seeing the man in motion.  I envision it being something like the opening scene of Daniel Craig running over, around, and through that construction site in "Casino Royale."

Thanks, Gerry! Good ideas. Unfortunately after looking through George's backlog of videos and my Falkie Blitz folder, I've only come up with first person perspective parkour - basically a Hardcore Henry lite, if you will.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9ISfdv5Bk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJpq5hb1LJk

I'll do more digging to see if there are any action filled scenes I might have missed. The music featured in the beginning here is suspenseful and might suit the Casino Royale opener if Falkie were to shoot a brand new parkour video for #900.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6pEZioFl8

[3OctaveFart]

LittleChris, will you call the GabCast?

[WhiteCrow]

Its my understanding that MV plans to make the Fortress visible  to all, as soon as he figures out how to do so.  It is only invisible right now because MV is learning how to make it visible to all, while keeping posting selective. Everyone will be able to read it, but only members will be able to post.  Again, that is only my understanding, and things can change.

Praise MV! 

Yeah right .. you believe that one about..

MV is  learning how to make it visible to all.. LOL

Praise MV.. 

[littlechris]

LittleChris, will you call the GabCast?

If I call in, the show will end then and there cuz George will have a melt down and hang up.

So out of respct for MV and all those who want to hear the full show, no.

[WhiteCrow]

What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

I was under the impression this forum was open for all comments excluding porn and racial hatred. Now falkie has a thread for only people he doesn't have to defend himself against? Fuck that.

Got'a admire MV for his superb skills with eventually  getting under the skin of just about everyone!

Bravo MV... I'm awed