Celebrity Deaths

[K_Dubb]

The procession in Edinburgh is running about five minutes late, they even have some fuckers firing a minute gun way up on the castle to try to keep them on schedule this time but to no avail, how embarrassing for @pud after the fuss he made

[K_Dubb]

And it's not often we hear you say that!

Silence, you beast!  The queen is on the move and you very nearly made me titter.

[K_Dubb]

Best observation so far "It is somehow ironic that Her Majesty find peace here, where Knox first blew the trump against the monstrous regiment of women." 

[K_Dubb]

"The queen was the head of the Church of England but here she worshiped in the Kirk of Scotland, especially at Crathie Kirk where she took her pew every Sunday morning."

[K_Dubb]

It was nice to hear BWV 546, the grandest and most solemn of them all, on what appears to be a newer neo-baroque organ in that setting.

[Jackstar]

The queen is on the move

She's been secreted safely off world. That's all I'm authorized to say about the matter, other than, "have fun, donuts."

That's right: Jackstar helped save her, while you all were enjoying Innerreach's podcast. Who told me he was going to quit drinking, and meanwhile thinks I should have a psych eval and need to be yelled at about it. Publicly, even.

Now, I almost bought a lawyer. Instead, I was struck by a keen brick of insight. I'm supposed to be freaking out, right? Nah, I'm fine.

See? I meant it, no hard feelings. I'm neutral. Trap is already sprung. Not only do I have no need to know, I have no care to know.

Phone continues to get unknown pings from unknown sources. Vasily didn't get the memo, "one ping only." Shit is lighting up.

My oven is broken or else I'd bake a lasagna. It feels like destiny because it is.

totesinsulated. Maybe I should get an electrician to fix my oven? They've been so helpful before.


It is very exciting time for Humanity. Nevertheless, I am consumed with ennui.

ZUGZWANG.

BWV 546, the grandest and most solemn of them all

Bland, non-committal gaze. Total perspective vortex, totestotal. Commonplace happiness and easy glee: available.

Seriously, I helped The Queen escape Punyling justice. What? You were just going to beat her with some sticks and then shove her in an oven with buttons that worked.

Just enjoy blowing up the decoy. Y'all can enjoy playing with your toys, it'll be like it's a real war.

Now, let me know when you're done with your feeding frenzy. I have an actual life, People.

Owls are involved.

[K_Dubb]

The bravest kid in Edinburgh, deserves a medal, won't get one

https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1569394016495484929

[albrecht]

Also, 'you cant' be Hungarian, you haven't got a pot belly.'
I think the full comment was, 'how do you keep the locals off the booze long enough to pass the test?'

I think it's safe to say that Prince Philip was your spirit animal. Yes, they do have Balmoral cigars, but they don't look particularly cheap to me. https://www.simplycigars.co.uk/dominican-cigars-balmoral-cigars-c-267_279_212.html

Ha. Prince Philip is my Spirit Animal! I floss and brush though. And by myself, though considering I doubt he had even some servant do that for him. But did like his wit and way to offend. Actually I knew someone at a meeting in The City with him over some oil lease deals and was sent out to "get him a beer." The lawyers and businessmen were working to conclude the deal and not used to drinking mid-paperwork and he demanded something to drink, rather than tea, coffee, etc. I liked that he wanted a beer, not something stronger or more expensive that was on hand- in case. I forget what brand was got. But was a power-move and got lackeys moving and meeting off-kilter. Though admittedly lawyers and such don't usually have a problem with longer negotiations (billable hours) but in this case they wanted to get the deal, finally done, and brought in food for lunch and he demanded a beer.

[Jackstar]

but in this case they wanted to get the deal, finally done, and brought in food

I love it when the stonewallers are suddenly throwing parties like Hearst, like it's suddenly time for delight, oh, how convenient, sure, there's nothing remarkable about the timing, sure.

Which reminds me. I don't like the way I'm being negotiated with. Too much thug, not enough hug. I've decided to no longer care about embarrassing anyone.

Imagine what it is like to have two telepathic connections... and one is older, more established, and tells me what to do in order to piss off the other one, because they're fighting, and even though it's FUCKING TELEPATHY, they're all *still* tryna hold things back, "oh I hope he doesn't know the reason why is beacuse..." I mean, like, wtf? Like I do not make this shit up.

When it happens, it happens, and I don't think A Certain Person understood the significance of certain things... because when a third telepath comes through and can't hear the older two, and acts all bossy and shiz, and isn't even -close- to the right control codes... like, what? What am I supposed to do? Like immediately fall back and kick someone in the pussy?

I don't even have any good shoes for that. In any event: ENCHANTED CRYPTOGRAPHCIALLY LOCKED WEDDING NECKLACE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO MY POSESSION. I HID THE FUCKING THING SO I WOULDN'T BE TEMPTED TO JUST RIP THE FUCKING THING APART BEFORE I WAS READY TO.

AND IT IS MISSING PIECES. THEY DIDN'T WALK OFF BY THEMESLVES. SOMEONE IS HOLDING TROPHIES, SOMEONE IS TERRIBLY CLEVER, AND NOW THAT I KNOW THIS, WHY WOULD I EVER CARE ABOUT GETTING LAID EVER AGAIN?


I am a Sourceror and I can make ENCHANTED CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY LOCKED NECKLACES. Hey, your argument is invalid. That sounds like a job I can really get excited by. Now, let me guess, someone wants me to hurry up? Yeah, well, I'm savoring my joy in self-accomplishment.

It works. No, I'm not going to tell you anything about. Go learn it on your own like I had to, fuck all y'all. Anyhoo, I want my Tao piece and et cetera and, duh, I'll get it. Otherwise, I wouldn't want it.

And now that I've figured out at least two ways I can probably earn money in the future, well, great, when it is time to worry about that, I'm good. I might never collect a single dollar in public benefit, ever! Won't that spoil your chanting and exhorting of me to "make something of myself?" Hey, fuck you, I don't live my life for you, I live it for me.

Also: there ain't no way the whole thing wasn't a set up. "What did he buy? What a wierd ring. What does the think-tank say? They don't know either. Here, give the floozy one that is the just right size and tell her to make it sound believable it's a "coincidence."


None of this matters. I'm perfectly happy playing in the mud with sticks in the flooded out sewerscape that my world has become. At least I'm not a deadbeat dad, or paying rent, or alimnony, or addicted to anything.

We all have different standards for success. Mine just happen to be awesome. I ENCHANTED A NECKLACE TO CREATE AN EFFECT AND IT WORKED. I can die happy any time. Not really any hurry, though. What's wrong with me? I didn't poison Hunter's weed, wtf.

You all just jelly. Pffft.

[Jackstar]

I floss and brush though.

So do I. Out of spite.

[WOTR]

The bravest kid in Edinburgh, deserves a medal, won't get one

https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1569394016495484929

I would invite him to Canada to let Freeland and / or Justine know what he thinks of them. Of course, you are no longer allowed to speak out against the most powerful people on earth- it might hurt their feelings while they screw you over.

[Yorkshire pud]

The procession in Edinburgh is running about five minutes late, they even have some fuckers firing a minute gun way up on the castle to try to keep them on schedule this time but to no avail, how embarrassing for @pud after the fuss he made

A mere setback. I watched the procession before I left for work this morning. What struck me was how many people were there. And the Cathedral is open all night to allow the mourners to pay their respects.

We'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near and went to Balmoral to die, knowing that if she died in England, no way would she be taken back to Scotland.

[Jackstar]

We'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near

Duh, it's a simple molting process for beings of her race, age, stature, status, & politcal importance. She ain't dead. She's in new flesh, somewhere else, and she's shut of this ghetto shithole. She's done, she's out, y'all can find a new way to run your sphere--without the limitless supply of human slaves, there's just no spark in it for her.

Standards. GOD SAVED THE QUEEN.

[paladin1991]

Bwahahahaha

[K_Dubb]

I would invite him to Canada to let Freeland and / or Justine know what he thinks of them. Of course, you are no longer allowed to speak out against the most powerful people on earth- it might hurt their feelings while they screw you over.

Seriously!  He is like the one sane person in that whole silly mindless crowd chanting God save the king, the one man with the courage to point out their emperor has no clothes, their grandfathers would be appalled 

[K_Dubb]

A mere setback. I watched the procession before I left for work this morning. What struck me was how many people were there. And the Cathedral is open all night to allow the mourners to pay their respects.

We'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near and went to Balmoral to die, knowing that if she died in England, no way would she be taken back to Scotland.

Isn't that her usual summer home?  They were there when Dianer died I thought, that was the whole tantrum you guys threw insisting she come back to look at the cellophane mess you made for her son's ex-wife, for reasons that escape me completely.

[K_Dubb]

Shreddie why are are the news people mostly talking about "King Charles and His Queen Consort" instead of King Charles and Queen Camiller?  Did they all get a memo?  She is in the same position as Queen Mary with George V or Queen Elizabeth with George VI and I have never read anyone hauling out the unwieldy "Queen Consort" for them.  It seems unfair.

Also, what is up with making her queen "in recognition of her charity work"?  How many ribbons must I cut and ships christen in order to be queen?  I should very much like to be queen!

[BobGrau]

A mere setback. I watched the procession before I left for work this morning. What struck me was how many people were there. And the Cathedral is open all night to allow the mourners to pay their respects.

We'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near and went to Balmoral to die, knowing that if she died in England, no way would she be taken back to Scotland.

Rumour has it that they like to induce births to fit in with their busy schedules, so...

[BobGrau]

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[BobGrau]

Oh, formatting errors - my ancient foe.

[SredniVashtar]

Shreddie why are are the news people mostly talking about "King Charles and His Queen Consort" instead of King Charles and Queen Camiller?  Did they all get a memo?  She is in the same position as Queen Mary with George V or Queen Elizabeth with George VI and I have never read anyone hauling out the unwieldy "Queen Consort" for them.  It seems unfair.

Also, what is up with making her queen "in recognition of her charity work"?  How many ribbons must I cut and ships christen in order to be queen?  I should very much like to be queen!

They aren't the same rank. I gave the butler the evening off, and I'm not going off to the scriptorium to haul down the Almanac de Gotha myself, but I believe it's what's known as a 'morganatic' marriage and she can't be officially the Queen, and she  can't claim any privileges because she isn't royal. Remember that Philip was never King, he was always known as the 'Duke of Edinburgh'. Charles lobbied for her to be named 'Queen Consort' which is a sort of halfway house. I think people will still refer to her as 'Queen Camilla' in future, though. It just means that she isn't a true royal herself, so her relatives aren't in line to the throne or anything like that. When the current Prince of Wales (the male heir to the throne is always named Prince of Wales, by the way) becomes William V, I imagine the same thing will happen and Kate will be Queen Consort too because she comes from a bunch of middle-class counter-jumpers. Even Yorkie might have more royal blood than her!

[SredniVashtar]

Shreddie why are are the news people mostly talking about "King Charles and His Queen Consort" instead of King Charles and Queen Camiller?  Did they all get a memo?  She is in the same position as Queen Mary with George V or Queen Elizabeth with George VI and I have never read anyone hauling out the unwieldy "Queen Consort" for them.  It seems unfair.

Also, what is up with making her queen "in recognition of her charity work"?  How many ribbons must I cut and ships christen in order to be queen?  I should very much like to be queen!

I think brig nabbed 'Queen of Bellgab' a few years ago, so you can't even claim that. Maybe Duchess of Bellgab? You can name albrecht your consort (I think there's something funny going on with you two behind the scenes) and you can have a sceptre made out of smoked herring.

The Elizabeth that married George VI was also a consort, like Philip. Otherwise, when her husband died she would have become Elizabeth II instead and ruled on her own, but that went to her daughter, who was the royal one. She just became 'Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother' instead.

When they were building a huge cruise liner they intended to call 'The Queen Elizabeth', they went to George V and said that they were naming it in honour of England's greatest queen. He replied, 'oh my wife will be thrilled, I can't wait to tell her!', so they had to name it the Queen Mary instead.

I think the charity work thing is just a fig leaf to justify her being given an honour.

The whole royal bloodline thing is very tangled and I do not claim to understand it. Queen Victoria was related by blood to most of the European monarchs, in one way or another. It's said that one of the reasons for WW1 was because her grandson, Kaiser Wilhelm, had such a bad relationship with his mother, Princess Vicky, Queen Victoria's daughter.

[SredniVashtar]

The other story that isn't being talked about much is the role of the police at the moment. They passed a new Public Order Act recently which basically allows the police to arrest anyone they think might possibly be causing a problem, irrespective of whether they have caused a crime or not. There have been reports of people being arrested for holding up signs saying 'Not My Queen'. A barrister just held up a blank piece of paper and the police spoke to  him about it. It's getting rather alarming what they are being allowed to get away with and people aren't paying attention, unfortunately. They are expecting  up to a million people descending on London in the next few days, gawd knows how this is all going to shape up. It's not something I want to participate in. And who is going to queue up for the best part of a day to look at a closed coffin? If you could actually see the old girl I could understand it, but for lizard-related reasons, I guess the 'powers that be' think that a ten-foot reptile lying in a casket might lead to uncomfortable questions.

[Jackstar]

The other story that isn't being talked about much is the role of the police at the moment.

They're all fairly impressed with me. I'll be surprised if it was easy to round up it doesn't dudes who are willing to brace the pill at The High ground and go past the world is in vampires and then knock on my door and say "oh please come, come with us, walking to this tiny box and sit here while we live in your house," like fuck off. I saw the whole damn thing being built around me the whole fucking time and I couldn't believe they actually thought it was going to work.

As per usual cultural norms, I am sure they just assumed that I was stupid and blind.

They passed a new Public Order Act recently which basically allows the police to arrest anyone they think might possibly be causing a problem, irrespective of whether they have caused a crime or not.

No wonder The Queen left. There are other worlds than these. Timeline Access makes a great many things possible.

If you could actually see the old girl I could understand it, but for lizard-related reasons, I guess the 'powers that be' think that a ten-foot reptile lying in a casket might lead to uncomfortable questions.

I love that they all think I actually believe Grapefruit is still alive. These morons must think I'll believe anything.

In any event the judge can say whatever she wants with her little gavel and her little impotent fist but actual men on the ground will have to actually enforce these ridiculous orders, perhaps has an outside chance of happening, I am pretty annoying, after all.

I mean after all I did let them sit in the house for three and a half months and sell drugs and waste time and do whatever the fuck they were doing and they didn't do anything useful and then I swept in and sat there and also did nothing useful but at least my name was on the house.


My President was right. I like going for the jugular.

[SredniVashtar]

Been looking this up a bit. Men who marry the Queen are known as 'Prince Consort'. Albert, who married Victoria was known as 'Prince Consort', and there's a Prince Consort Road in Kensington that I know very well. Philip was Prince Consort. Camilla would normally be known as Princess Consort but she was named Queen Consort shortly before the Platinum Jubilee shindig, as a favour to Charles. Titles and Orders and Medals and all the rest of it, matter inordinately to royal types. In the old days, you would have arranged marriages where people from other royal houses in other countries would marry each other to keep the bloodlines pure, but this doesn't happen these days so you are more likely to end up with one royal one and another who, while still posh as all fuck, doesn't quite count as royal so you get these other titles getting stuck in instead.

[K_Dubb]

I think brig nabbed 'Queen of Bellgab' a few years ago, so you can't even claim that. Maybe Duchess of Bellgab? You can name albrecht your consort (I think there's something funny going on with you two behind the scenes) and you can have a sceptre made out of smoked herring.

The Elizabeth that married George VI was also a consort, like Philip. Otherwise, when her husband died she would have become Elizabeth II instead and ruled on her own, but that went to her daughter, who was the royal one. She just became 'Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother' instead.

When they were building a huge cruise liner they intended to call 'The Queen Elizabeth', they went to George V and said that they were naming it in honour of England's greatest queen. He replied, 'oh my wife will be thrilled, I can't wait to tell her!', so they had to name it the Queen Mary instead.

I think the charity work thing is just a fig leaf to justify her being given an honour.

The whole royal bloodline thing is very tangled and I do not claim to understand it. Queen Victoria was related by blood to most of the European monarchs, in one way or another. It's said that one of the reasons for WW1 was because her grandson, Kaiser Wilhelm, had such a bad relationship with his mother, Princess Vicky, Queen Victoria's daughter.

Well of course you maundering old windbag.  I am perfectly aware of morganatic marriage and consorts of either sex and that the wives of Georges V and VI were technically consorts; that is why I asked.  And you still haven't answered.  By popular usage she should be Queen Camiller just like the Queen Mother was Queen Elizabeth before, that is why they had to change it to Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother after her husband died otherwise there would be two Queen Elizabeths.

But everyone is tiptoeing around it nodding sagely pretending they know a thing and repeating it like a bunch of silly parrots like you always do when I suspect they just won't refer to her properly because rabid Dianer partisans will rend their clothes and bare their now-more-than-ample bosoms in despair if anyone dared to breathe her proper name.  And it isn't fair to her; everyone knows she was elevated to queen because of the lifetime supply of tampons she keeps in her purse for the monkey to chew on.  It is a thinly veiled subterfuge to assuage the bawling cattle and I see right through it, let me tell you!

[Yorkshire pud]

Well of course you maundering old windbag. I suspect they just won't refer to her properly...

I suspect, 'coniving marriage wrecker' wouldn't go well when being introduced at banquets.

In that vein, Chuck was referred to as a widower after Diana's death. They were divorced before then. That was a craven get out by the commentators, because 'divorcee' didn't have the tone they tried to convey.

[K_Dubb]

I suspect, 'coniving marriage wrecker' wouldn't go well when being introduced at banquets.

In that vein, Chuck was referred to as a widower after Diana's death. They were divorced before then. That was a craven get out by the commentators, because 'divorcee' didn't have the tone they tried to convey.

Look, a Dianer partisan! ☝️

Pud do you have this plate?



She was no more a marriage-wrecker than generations of royal whores before her. but Dianer went on the teevee and batted her eyes at a nation of sentimental old fools and you guys lost your shit and still haven't calmed down.  You would think that the head of a church founded on divorce might get a little understanding, besides by now she's sat through so many homilies by Chuck's side  she's practically sanctified.  Long Live Queen Camiller!

oh god this benediction

"Deep peace of the running toilet tank to you"

[Jackstar]

everyone is tiptoeing around it nodding sagely pretending they know a thing

It was a remarkably poor idea, all things considered, given that under the circumstances I think a well-heeled team could find all manner of things to balloon this into. However, given that I was clearly not surprising anyone with my discovery--how hard could it have been right? I mean it's not like I was deliberately kept in the dark for most of a year before finding out obvious information--anyway, I they're on to the notion that I've stumbled across.

They seem perfectly pleased as punch to have managed to strung themselves up with a real live one, and were already well on their way towards making up new charges while making it seem like it was no big deal, like it was the most obvious railroad I've ever seen, which should make it easy to make it apparent that you're all a bunch morons and useless bloddy loons, because I just fucked this entire region's court sytsem for ages to come, given all the extra investigatin' that,  suppose, may or may not be concluded, because, you know, it's all just a big joke, except for one thing:


I have paper. People know that a bunch of effort went into maneuvering a man--me-- into a weired siutation, that is -assumed- to be something I thought I was going to be immune from. I dind't. I assumed that anyone I met on Facebook would do the same hting.


That it would take five years and go this roundabout method in order to achieve a result of... who knows what? It's fucking nonsensical, and I'm annoyed now, and I don't give a wet sack of shit who is threatened now. I don't know where such obvious frauds are taken to, but I assume that pseudonyms will have to be used.

And all this so little baby bitch baby boy didn't have to, what? Who fucking knows. None of you told me a fucking thing that was true about the whole situation but it never occured to me that you would be this careless as to allow the whole wagon train into the mud bog. And I don't even want to be here, asshole, I was -helping- as I was -asked- after Doom Wednesday which turned out to be some sly way of showing me who was boss after the cat died.

Guess how fucking friendly I feel about anyone here now. Let me guess, you might have thought I wouldn't want to embarass anyone? I don't want to. It's embarassing that this is what you turned this into after half a year... I remember being midly beumsed and wnodering what was going on.

Now it's more major felony fraud and wow, it would have been cheaper to have just had me killed. And for -your- shit. LOL. Ask me if I give a shit about the court swinging it's weight around after clearly being careless fuckheads for how long, and what happened over spring and summer? What a huge waste of time, and I am sure this was a great idea for your legal team's dream team to work on.

I don't even care whow it ends up going. It'll be enough for me to see people observing that you are blisteringly incompetent and wildly incapable of accomplishing any goal beyond chaos.

Oh look. Voicemails. You should probably have one of your faggot attorney's call me, because as I'll be alleging criminal conspiracy and abuse of power against the shithead Police Defender as well as the judge what'sherface anyway, I doubt you are ready to gang up yet, but you might as well, also, I'm still better off without them.

Since they lied their asses off for five years while... let's see, which of you idiot faghags thought they would be wisely put into this position? Well, right, now, I'm ambivalent.

I'm really just happy that I finally have something to do and you gave yourselves a 9.75 month head start. And you still fucked that up. I know everything and they can expect that we're not having a trial next week. Oooh, and I get to tell a therapist everything I fucking know.


Nice moves. Maybe you should go back and get a G.E.D. No one even cares about each other anymore, this is a missed opportunity, and surprise, you're all liable, culpable, and I could give a shit if I have sex or see any of you in the flesh again. You probably all smell like cigars anyway.

I'll say this for you: at least I see no signs of trifling. That's nice. Standards for once.



Semper fidelis, as the reason I engaged in simulated sex with your plant was to get the necklace back, and I simply followed orders. Why would anyone be mad at me? Because I had your cunting DEA faghags thrown out to fend elsewhere? Well you have ninety fucking homes in the region, and you left me to sit in a motel for 3 months while you fucked off everything over nothing. Fortunately I have nothing to lose and didn't give a shit anymore about any of your loathsome degenerates anyway, so this should just be more and more fun for your steadily increasing legal bills. What a fun time you have here!

Whose idea was this anyway? I'm fucking harmless. Sure, I just blew the train whistle off with an imaginary shotgun, but this was all your idea. I truly think some kind of demonic influence is at play.

I assume Assange is involved in order to gain street cred. Lucky him, he can have my poo in the toilet to fingerpaint with. I had nothing else to do anyway. This was a great way to make me remember the Alamo.

I don't even care who suffers. I'm not. this is still better than getting screamed at for having sex with women I never even talked to. These broads who, in fact, want nothing to do with me must have really pissed someone off.

And you married them. Mazel tov? Sure, whatever, Jesus, get a hobby or something. Actual_sad.

[Dr. MD MD]