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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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DanTSX

Quote from: albrecht on November 04, 2020, 03:28:19 PM
Haha. Will Dave Norway hold "prophecy expert" John Hogue and astrologer "William Stickevers" to their predictions of eventual Trump victory? Oddly enough their prediction, either way the race goes, appears to be closer to reality than many in the media and their pollsters. Strange world.

"As you know folks we don't do politics on this show...."now Newsmax founder what do you think of...." "Next on Jermoe Corsi about the...." "Howard Bloom, how are you, what do you think...."

I like corsi

Too bad he got mixed up in the mueller witch hunt

ItsOver

Snoorway has some codger on claiming to be a dream interpreter and taking calls.  Someone calls in with a dream about passing away and says he was told it wasn’t his time because “his TASKS are not done yet.”  Snoorway exclaims “Garsh!  My TAXES are not done yet!”  The guest has to point out, no, you nitwit, tasks not TAXES.  Ha, ha, ha.



Dateline

I am going into my third week of the Coast boycott, but I am missing hearing about the type of topics that a traditional Coast show carries.  I am now openly seeking alternative listening venues.  Could anyone recommend me good shows to listen to in place of Coast?  I am really not a Heather Wade fan either.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dateline on November 11, 2020, 12:23:23 PM
I am going into my third week of the Coast boycott [...] I am now openly seeking alternative listening venues.  Could anyone recommend me good shows to listen to in place of Coast?  I am really not a Heather Wade fan either.

Third week, eh? Baller. As one Citizen to another: I am here to help. Coming up soon, on an all-new 5 Minutes With Jackstar--"Who Should I Be Listening To?"

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: albrecht on November 10, 2020, 05:42:24 PM
He is strange. Notice he always tells the same old personal anecdotes over and over? And aside from an ill-fated trip to Ol' Mexico where he almost was kidnapped by a Cartel  ;) he brags about never taking vacations and never seems to have traveled anywhere. He obviously has had a life (restaurant, marriage(s?,) children, school, horse business, etc) and I get a public personality would like some privacy but it is still a bit weird. Like with his musical tastes. Art -for all of his desert dwelling reclusiveness- went on cruises, RV trips, trips to various Asian countries  ;) , to Paris and I just heard an old show where he was talking about he, Bob Crane, Allen Corberth were taking a plane (and their HAM equipment and encouraged listeners to call them up) on a plane trip from Fortuna to Medford to Pahrump to Sioux Falls to end up ultimately in Mackinac Island where they were to stay at the Grand Hotel (show date: 1997-10-27)

I cringe whenever someone mentions Stanton Friedman, because it means George will bring up how Stan was the first person he ever interviewed, and he was the last person to interview Stan. As you say, the same anecdotes over and over.

Also, I don't know how George can be so blithe about someone dying in an airport coming home from one of his events!

albrecht

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 11, 2020, 12:37:41 PM
I cringe whenever someone mentions Stanton Friedman, because it means George will bring up how Stan was the first person he ever interviewed, and he was the last person to interview Stan. As you say, the same anecdotes over and over.

Also, I don't know how George can be so blithe about someone dying in an airport coming home from one of his events!
And just about everything to him is referenced to a movie, not life experience, not a book, not school classes, not travel but always a movie.

Yeah, no thoughts like "gee maybe I shouldn't have invited an elderly man with heart trouble to travel and speak at my event." But proud that he was his first and last interview. He also always mentions, and gets great pleasure from, mentioning how he was the last person to interview Jimmy Hoffa before his, most likely, death. He mentioned that he once "had the opportunity" to drive-by JonBenet Ramsey's house and "ponder the events that happened there." And then the infamous, and my all time favorite question- the  "mean baby" quote:

"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"



Gyoza Girl

Quote from: albrecht on November 11, 2020, 03:04:08 PM
And just about everything to him is referenced to a movie, not life experience, not a book, not school classes, not travel but always a movie.

Yeah, no thoughts like "gee maybe I shouldn't have invited an elderly man with heart trouble to travel and speak at my event." But proud that he was his first and last interview. He also always mentions, and gets great pleasure from, mentioning how he was the last person to interview Jimmy Hoffa before his, most likely, death. He mentioned that he once "had the opportunity" to drive-by JonBenet Ramsey's house and "ponder the events that happened there." And then the infamous, and my all time favorite question- the  "mean baby" quote:

"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"

Yep, and it seems like George often turns his movie references into a trivia question. Like when Ian Punnett was on the show talking about his new book on religion and leadership, George suddenly blurted out, "Who played so-and-so in the Ten Commandments?"

George said the answer was Edgar G. Robinson and then did an imitation, which I have to say was pretty good.

albrecht

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 11, 2020, 03:53:21 PM
Yep, and it seems like George often turns his movie references into a trivia question. Like when Ian Punnett was on the show talking about his new book on religion and leadership, George suddenly blurted out, "Who played so-and-so in the Ten Commandments?"

George said the answer was Edgar G. Robinson and then did an imitation, which I have to say was pretty good.
He did that question, likely. Not a typical Tommee 3x4 card question. But it was weird how he interjected that quiz question into the discussion at the time. For a "raised as a  good Catholic boy" even Biblical things are viewed through a prism of the movies, in addition, apparently, his pseudo-gnostic/new-agey "beleefs" weren't formed by that Catholic upbringing. What I like though is how often he gets his OWN movie references wrong which happens with surprising frequency considering he has google, Tommee, and imdb at hand.

Paranormal1

L.A. Marzuli complaining & bragging about how right his research is! He barely goes into evidence as to why the Paracas skulls are nephilim skulls. This is so much bs! Has anyone ever found any real archaeological evidence that anyone in the Bible at all ever existed & yet we have evidence of the Romans & Egyptians, etc. etc.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Paranormal1 on November 12, 2020, 01:00:06 AM
L.A. Marzuli complaining & bragging about how right his research is! He barely goes into evidence as to why the Paracas skulls are nephilim skulls. This is so much bs! Has anyone ever found any real archaeological evidence that anyone in the Bible at all ever existed & yet we have evidence of the Romans & Egyptians, etc. etc.

You don’t think Jews existed back then?


Dateline

#NoMoreListeningToNorry
#Boycott
#LightsInTheSky



albrecht

Gerald Celente was a breath of fresh air and so positive, as always.  ;) But less angry than he is when he is on with Rense.   

Dave Norway is obsessed with the masking rules in restaurants. His example and anecdote is always "why do you have to wear a mask but then once you sit down at a table you don't have to mask?" It is approaching the "what is the Big Bang" level of repetition.

i barely listened this week but I did catch a few minutes with the nutbag L.A. Marzuli, and Noory came through with flying colors as always with the creepy 'baby' question relating to these elongated skulls in Peru. George wanted to know what torture babies were subjected to that stretched their skulls.

Noory is preparing for death, or preparing for more deaths of his aging carousel of regular guests, he now out of nowhere regularly will pause the show to tell the guest 'I just want you to know what a fantastic person you are and how much I appreciate you and all the work that you do.'  So fucking strange, I listen to a ton of talk radio and have never heard a host engage in inanities like Noory does. I guess Stanton Friedman's death really hit him hard, so hard that let's turn his last moments on earth gasping for breath on the floor of Toronto's Pearson Airport into a cute little anecdote I can work into my show as often as possible.


DanTSX

Quote from: albrecht on November 13, 2020, 02:27:10 PM
Gerald Celente was a breath of fresh air and so positive, as always.  ;) But less angry than he is when he is on with Rense.   

Dave Norway is obsessed with the masking rules in restaurants. His example and anecdote is always "why do you have to wear a mask but then once you sit down at a table you don't have to mask?" It is approaching the "what is the Big Bang" level of repetition.


George is such a smoothbrain

DanTSX

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 13, 2020, 06:39:29 PM
i barely listened this week but I did catch a few minutes with the nutbag L.A. Marzuli, and Noory came through with flying colors as always with the creepy 'baby' question relating to these elongated skulls in Peru. George wanted to know what torture babies were subjected to that stretched their skulls.

Noory is preparing for death, or preparing for more deaths of his aging carousel of regular guests, he now out of nowhere regularly will pause the show to tell the guest 'I just want you to know what a fantastic person you are and how much I appreciate you and all the work that you do.'  So fucking strange, I listen to a ton of talk radio and have never heard a host engage in inanities like Noory does. I guess Stanton Friedman's death really hit him hard, so hard that let's turn his last moments on earth gasping for breath on the floor of Toronto's Pearson Airport into a cute little anecdote I can work into my show as often as possible.


That’s a great, heatwarming story.  Gasping for air while surrounded by a bunch of foreigners in your own land’s primary metropolitan airport who are all standing around not doing a damn thing but speaking and pointing in their own moon languages.   


Friedman was like 92.  That guy was old when I was a little kid.

And for the record, I don’t appreciate George or Stanton.  I do appreciate Art.  But I don’t respect him, because he was a shithead.

WOTR

Thanks for the reminder Azz... I'm 99.995% positive that Noory still sucks. He's been pulled from the air here for the last two or three years. But it's like a black hole. I'm positive that you can never escape that level of suck.

Dateline

Norry is getting up there in age.  Has anyone noticed how he is having more life after death shows and searching this eternal question?

Well, Norry should rest easy.  There is proven, today, life after death.  Yes, anyone can come back to life from death, as a Democratic voter in this election. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Dateline on November 16, 2020, 11:50:15 AM
Norry is getting up there in age.  Has anyone noticed how he is having more life after death shows and searching this eternal question?

Well, Norry should rest easy.  There is proven, today, life after death.  Yes, anyone can come back to life from death, as a Democratic voter in this election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on November 15, 2020, 01:12:06 AM
Thanks for the reminder Azz... I'm 99.995% positive that Noory still sucks. He's been pulled from the air here for the last two or three years. But it's like a black hole. I'm positive that you can never escape that level of suck.
What replaced him in that coveted overnight Canadian market? Here my local AM was searching for content before it got taken over and even was replaying Dave Norway shows during the evening drive-time. That lasted a few weeks until they sobered up and got back some local guys to talk, do traffic, etc and then went to local sports talk.

But I always imagined the folks heading home from work, heading back from happy hour, or driving home from school who had never heard of Dave Norway, or even C2C, and turning on their local car radio and being confronted by some nutcase talking about demonic aliens and answering bumbling questions from Norway and thinking "WTF?"

DanTSX

Quote from: Dateline on November 16, 2020, 11:50:15 AM
Norry is getting up there in age.  Has anyone noticed how he is having more life after death shows and searching this eternal question?

Well, Norry should rest easy.  There is proven, today, life after death.  Yes, anyone can come back to life from death, as a Democratic voter in this election.

Someone call up nooron and remind him that he’s wormfood.

 
this guest is nauseating, a comic book artist who claims to be a science genius and of course Noory is too dumb to push back on anything the guest claims. He just spat out an atheistic screed, Walt Da Atheist probably jizzed his old man jeans. George once again pulled out his 'I don't get the Big Bang' and the guest sympathized with George, told him physicists should just admit they don't get it either, they do get it idiot, you are a grown man who will leave this earth whose only accomplishment is drawing cartoons for nerdy losers. He hates Trump, called him Jim Jones. Noory as always just nods in agreement with anything the guest says. I checked out the guest's Twitter - what a fucking socialist loser - ranting that college should be free for all -  yeah it should, and so should houses and cars and food, it all just falls from the sky doesn't it.

Wow, the bullshit just keeps coming and Noory can just go 'mmhmm'  and 'that's right' and add his usual mindless contributions his reptilian brain  -  the comic book artist/scientist goes through this whole long spiel about the Pangea hypothesis and how it's an absurd idea, that Central America perfectly joining North and South America proves it's a preposterous idea - Noory is too dumb to even get what guest is trying to get across and out comes the comment you'd expect from an 8 year old 'It's incredible, it all fits together like a puzzle.' The guest as many guests do was speechless for a few moments.

Now George is really working hard to make this interview interesting -  'Who came up with all those gadgets in Batman?' again the guest is caught of guard by Noory's simpleton ways and just brushes off the stupid question with a quick answer. But Noory wasn't done yet, he lowered his bucket down into the well of stupidity and followed up with 'What about Dick Tracy and his talking watch?' LOL nobody in the day world would believe this show isn't a parody.

Oh, the guest just said a naughty word on air and George's prissy school marm character rapped the guest's knuckles with her ruler.

good lord, after 3 nights with interesting shows hosted by Punnett and Knapp this inanity really is like getting hit upside the head with a two by four. I can't really quantify how bad Noory is, he's definitely in a league of his own.


pate

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 17, 2020, 01:35:38 AM
'Who came up with all those gadgets in Batman?'

...

'What about Dick Tracy and his talking watch?'...

Dave Norway is anything but political, CG.  Is it part of his con-track to be resurrected as "Suede Noir" (or whatever that other name was) in the hear after;  his Mom lishuns to the shoe fer Juardo's sake(prosit)!

mmm...

Delish if troo!  Were his parents mean babies before they grew up?

Nautical Shore.

-p

ediot: is it<> it is KHAN!

ToWItiot:

thrediot: do not wait for the translator...

Morgus

Last night Hoagie played a replay show with this same guest Neal Adam's on with Noory tonight.
A coincidence? :)


ItsOver

Snoorway’s second guest is another lady of woo.  A booming part of the economy, apparently. 

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I'm a masochist, I am listening to the first hour that I missed, replayed.

Noory with an absolutely fascinating story for the comic book artist guest about Walt Disney. Now you see Walt Disney was a young struggling cartoonist animator and he had this mouse character and was ready to call him Mortimer Mouse and when Walt told the other cartoon people the name they weren't excited by it and suggested Walt 'have more fun with it',  so Mortimer became the much more fun sounding 'Mickey' and the rest is history. Incredible story and told so well.


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