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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

pate

"Dieogolo Est" aka Dave Norware aka "The 'Stash'" has obtwertly re-vieled his recent shoe-ing ufL:

https://youtu.be/MaOZiu-hnTM
"Walt Before Mickey"

Euy-ah!  Wot?

-p

Quote from: ItsOver on November 17, 2020, 03:33:55 AM
Snoorway’s second guest is another lady of woo.  A booming part of the economy, apparently. 

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Keep the scammers coming, Snorge!

This is pure Noory. The first guest goes on a pretty mocking diatribe about God, calling the Bible a historical document he has studied but he has no time for even considering if God is real because it's all a fairy tale and there are real things like science to learn and think about, typical atheist take on religion. Noory in total agreement adds 'God is just a story to explain how everything got here probably.' 

An hour later he's interviewing the woo lady and he asks her what the spirit world is like and woo lady describes it as being filled with cathedrals, and houses, and pretty much everything in this world and Noory just goes along with it 'mmhm' 'interesting take' 'that's right'.




pate

Quote from: Dave Norway'God is just a story to explain how everything got here probably.'

Seems legit...


actually what Noory said about God was worse than I thought - he said 'God is an EXCUSE for how everything got here' and the guest followed up with 'It's an excuse for IGNORANCE. I have no time for that.' then claimed he knew the Bible inside out and offered some ridiculous synopsis of Moses's story, killing his brother or something, ripping out somebody's tongue - his point I guess is they are all just made up stories so who cares. Then the old comic book guy went after Trump, saying that people who believe in God are like 'Donald, who got people to believe Covid doesn't exist, he's like Jim Jones'. The lies about what Trump has said and done are insane, it's gaslighting - Trump never has said Covid doesn't exist, telling people it would be over soon or whatever is not saying it doesn't exist, he never said the white supremacists carrying tiki torches at Charlottesville were 'fine people', he never told people to inject bleach -  Trump talks too much, he's a bit like Noory,  like an 8 year old when he heard bleach kills the virus he mused/wondered if there was some way to get bleach inside the body to attack the virus, obviously without the poisonous effect.

ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 17, 2020, 04:51:19 AM... Noory in total agreement adds 'God is just a story to explain how everything got here probably.' 

An hour later he's interviewing the woo lady and he asks her what the spirit world is like and woo lady describes it as being filled with cathedrals, and houses, and pretty much everything in this world and Noory just goes along with it 'mmhm' 'interesting take' 'that's right'.

The wit and wisdom of Dave Snoorway.


Uncle Duke

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 17, 2020, 01:35:38 AM

this guest is nauseating, a comic book artist who claims to be a science genius and of course Noory is too dumb to push back on anything the guest claims. He just spat out an atheistic screed, Walt Da Atheist probably jizzed his old man jeans. George once again pulled out his 'I don't get the Big Bang' and the guest sympathized with George, told him physicists should just admit they don't get it either, they do get it idiot, you are a grown man who will leave this earth whose only accomplishment is drawing cartoons for nerdy losers. He hates Trump, called him Jim Jones. Noory as always just nods in agreement with anything the guest says. I checked out the guest's Twitter - what a fucking socialist loser - ranting that college should be free for all -  yeah it should, and so should houses and cars and food, it all just falls from the sky doesn't it.

Wow, the bullshit just keeps coming and Noory can just go 'mmhmm'  and 'that's right' and add his usual mindless contributions his reptilian brain  -  the comic book artist/scientist goes through this whole long spiel about the Pangea hypothesis and how it's an absurd idea, that Central America perfectly joining North and South America proves it's a preposterous idea - Noory is too dumb to even get what guest is trying to get across and out comes the comment you'd expect from an 8 year old 'It's incredible, it all fits together like a puzzle.' The guest as many guests do was speechless for a few moments.

Now George is really working hard to make this interview interesting -  'Who came up with all those gadgets in Batman?' again the guest is caught of guard by Noory's simpleton ways and just brushes off the stupid question with a quick answer. But Noory wasn't done yet, he lowered his bucket down into the well of stupidity and followed up with 'What about Dick Tracy and his talking watch?' LOL nobody in the day world would believe this show isn't a parody.

Oh, the guest just said a naughty word on air and George's prissy school marm character rapped the guest's knuckles with her ruler.

good lord, after 3 nights with interesting shows hosted by Punnett and Knapp this inanity really is like getting hit upside the head with a two by four. I can't really quantify how bad Noory is, he's definitely in a league of his own.

I got quite a chuckle out of the arrogance of the comic guy and George's ignorance when the guest explained COVID.  Eliminate the guy's cutesy verbal hand waving about "spitting in someone's mouth" and all he said was if people would wear masks and social distance, the virus won't spread.  That's what I've been hearing from the medical community/CDC for nine months, yet the guest made if sound like he alone figured this out.  Even worse, George acted like this was a revelation, "What can't the CDC explain it like that?".

albrecht

The insufferable comic book guy also said, I think, that Jim Jones 'went to Africa, like a Pied Piper.'  I recall it was Guyana.  Which is in SA, not Africa. I do agree that many plots are the same stories told over again but this is not a new idea by any means. And simply that the comic book like entertainment of today just 'dumbs them down' for the LCD audiences. And limits plots and dialogue so as to appeal to non-English speaking audiences and for global sales. At least he appreciated Shakespeare and the Bible, despite being smarter than anyone in history.

It is also funny to hear Dave Norway agree with anything a guest says. Now this "good Catholic boy" is agreeing that there is no God, or that it doesn't matter. The Bible is a nice read but not historical and not written by those who are purported to have done so and so on.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 17, 2020, 03:26:10 PM
The insufferable comic book guy also said, I think, that Jim Jones 'went to Africa, like a Pied Piper.'  I recall it was Guyana.  Which is in SA, not Africa. I do agree that many plots are the same stories told over again but this is not a new idea by any means. And simply that the comic book like entertainment of today just 'dumbs them down' for the LCD audiences. And limits plots and dialogue so as to appeal to non-English speaking audiences and for global sales. At least he appreciated Shakespeare and the Bible, despite being smarter than anyone in history.

It is also funny to hear Dave Norway agree with anything a guest says. Now this "good Catholic boy" is agreeing that there is no God, or that it doesn't matter. The Bible is a nice read but not historical and not written by those who are purported to have done so and so on.
I sense a new comic book offering.  “Jim Jones in Africa,” with a reincarnated anti-hero Jones taking on one or more of the run-of-the-mill super heroes.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 17, 2020, 04:34:11 PM
I sense a new comic book offering.  “Jim Jones in Africa,” with a reincarnated anti-hero Jones taking on one or more of the run-of-the-mill super heroes.
The African reboot of Jim Jones could take on the Black Panther, take out Stanley -and Livingstone-, and then deliver some fundraising cash and votes for Californian Democrats, again!

I hope Mama Norry was listening as the "good Catholic boy" was denouncing God and the Bible. He still censored the know-it-all comic book guy who kept wanting to cuss but has recently even allowed some S-E-X talk on some of his shows, which is a "family show" that also "doesn't do politics."


Off to a roaring start of another night of Noory numbskullery. He just stumbled through a long compliment to John Fogarty about his great song which they made a great movie about that inner city high school principal, Lean on Me. Fogarty of course had to break the news that Lean on Me was written and recorded by Bill Withers in the 1970s. Then George talked about the virus and how both his and Fogarty's shows have been cancelled and then name dropped Billy Gibbons for the thousandth time which Fogarty had no reaction to whatsoever. Fogarty understands the Covid situation, says we just have to be patient - Noory neglects to tell him that he tried to hold a live show in a small theater filled with elderly people without telling the public health office.

I can't think of a worse host to be interviewing a rock n' roll legend but here we are. Half an hour into it and not an interesting thing said.

holy fuck is this awkward, poor John Fogarty. Noory who is totally out of his element, more than usual, working hard to have a conversation with a god damn music legend - so he brings up another legendary musician of the same vintage, Bob Dylan 'Bob Dylan, I didn't really like him when I was a kid but I like him now that i growed up' LOL a 70 year old man referring to himself as 'growed/grown up'.

so Fogarty tells George he was a Dylan fan from the beginning and so should have George been. Awkward silence then 'I always thought it was funny seeing Bob Dylan with that harmonica around his neck'  Oh that's hilarious, why would a folk rock singer with a guitar would have a harmonica hanging from his neck - hahah so silly, thanks George, I never saw the humor in Bob Dylan. I'll say it again ' God never made a bigger moron.'

then he continues on with the inane almost unbelievably dumb like he just dropped down to Earth from another galaxy 'People can probably see and hear you on YouTube. Do you think you're on YouTube?'

now Norry who knows absolutely nothing about music that wasn't in Mom Norry's record collection asks rock n roll legend John Fogarty whether he ever met Frank Sinatra.

OH FUCK, MIKE THE MILLENNIAL WHO I GUARANTEE YOU HAS NEVER LISTENED TO OR HEARD OF CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL or JOHN FOGARTY CALLS IN WITH HIS BULLSHIT QUESTIONS HE WROTE DOWN FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH.



Jackstar

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 18, 2020, 01:28:39 AM
OH FUCK, MIKE THE MILLENNIAL WHO I GUARANTEE YOU HAS NEVER LISTENED TO OR HEARD OF CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL or JOHN FOGARTY CALLS IN WITH HIS BULLSHIT QUESTIONS HE WROTE DOWN FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH.

Say what you want: at least this is one cunthead who is actually getting published.

I am in Pahrump Nevada tonight, fleeing permanently  from the *hit-hole that Oregon has become. To sum it up in one word: unlivable. I have not listened to the show in ten days, and where I'm going, I may never hear it again. I will count on this thread to keep me informed about the weird and wacky world of Dave Norway. You all must soldier on without my keen ear picking up on George's unspoken thoughts. I got a chuckle reading the updates tonight. Yep, it would take some searching to find a more unprepared interviewer of a classic rock star.

Went to Hoover Dam today. There is a monument there to the builders. I was astonished to see that the inlaid stone plaza depicts a huge astrology chart for the exact date and time of the dedication ceremony. The monument is chock-a-block full of creepy Masonic symbolism. I must say, from the crowds of people there, and at the Grand Canyon, one would not think there was another lock-down going on.

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on November 18, 2020, 02:48:28 AM
I am in Pahrump Nevada tonight, fleeing permanently  from the *hit-hole that Oregon has become. To sum it up in one word: unlivable. I have not listened to the show in ten days, and where I'm going, I may never hear it again. I will count on this thread to keep me informed about the weird and wacky world of Dave Norway. You all must soldier on without my keen ear picking up on George's unspoken thoughts. I got a chuckle reading the updates tonight. Yep, it would take some searching to find a more unprepared interviewer of a classic rock star.

Went to Hoover Dam today. There is a monument there to the builders. I was astonished to see that the inlaid stone plaza depicts a huge astrology chart for the exact date and time of the dedication ceremony. The monument is chock-a-block full of creepy Masonic symbolism. I must say, from the crowds of people there, and at the Grand Canyon, one would not think there was another lock-down going on.

where are you going?

and where's JoJo? hope Covid didn't get her, she has to make an honest man of Noory and take him far far away from the radio.


ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 18, 2020, 12:59:56 AM
Off to a roaring start of another night of Noory numbskullery. He just stumbled through a long compliment to John Fogarty about his great song which they made a great movie about that inner city high school principal, Lean on Me. Fogarty of course had to break the news that Lean on Me was written and recorded by Bill Withers in the 1970s...
Ha!  Dave Snoorway, the joke that won’t stop giving.  ;D

https://youtu.be/2lqnhA9d_B8






ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 18, 2020, 03:57:11 AM
where are you going?

and where's JoJo? hope Covid didn't get her, she has to make an honest man of Noory and take him far far away from the radio.
Misogyny Derangement Syndrome.  Your head explodes after listening to select Tommee preferred bumpers.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 18, 2020, 03:57:11 AM
where are you going?

and where's JoJo? hope Covid didn't get her, she has to make an honest man of Noory and take him far far away from the radio.

Out of the United States.

Oregon is the poster-child for what happens when the Democratic Party gets a stranglehold on state government. The Democratic machine has controlled Oregon for decades, and made it vitually impossible for any change to take place. We had more signitures to boot our moronic governor (Kate Brown) than any signiture gathering effort ever before, but they changed the rules at the last minute to disqualify the petition. Brown has unconstitutionally closed churches, and set aside 63 million of the covid relief funds for black people only. Most of our supreme court justices were appointed by her, so of course they ruled in her favor on the church issue. In Oregon you might go to jail for having more than six folks over for Thanksgiving, but rioting, looting and arson,  and using hard drugs are perfectly fine. The Oregon of 2020 is so far removed from the Oregon of my childhood, it seems like another planet. I am furious that these liberal imports have trashed the state of my birth.  Oregon is now the butt if all kinds of jokes, for good reason. And it seems like Oregon and Washington are in competition to see who can be wackier. Let that be a lesson to all. You get the state government you deserve.

Dateline

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on November 18, 2020, 09:38:35 AM
Out of the United States.

You can always become a Coast Insider and become one of the Coast family. 


albrecht

Dave Norway has been on an odd music kick recently. His interview with John Fogerty was hilarious. Normally Ian, Syrett, or Knapp do music personalities since they have varied tastes in music and/or have had radio dj experience. Or when Art would do he clearly knew about or loved the singer or their songs. Norway is trying to catchup but clearly only recently been introduced to the music- since the 60s, 70s, and 80s seems to have passed him by. It was an awkward interview.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 18, 2020, 01:55:56 PM
Dave Norway has been on an odd music kick recently. His interview with John Fogerty was hilarious. Normally Ian, Syrett, or Knapp do music personalities since they have varied tastes in music and/or have had radio dj experience. Or when Art would do he clearly knew about or loved the singer or their songs. Norway is trying to catchup but clearly only recently been introduced to the music- since the 60s, 70s, and 80s seems to have passed him by. It was an awkward interview.
I guess it would be somewhat awkward to have to be corrected by Fogarty over who did what song.  That 8 hours a day of show prep paid off once again. ;D I think it’s a safe bet that Fogarty will be planning a Boston trip the next time Snoorway tries to setup a return visit.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 18, 2020, 02:10:51 PM
I guess it would be somewhat awkward to have to be corrected by Fogarty over who did what song.  That 8 hours a day of show prep paid off once again.  ;D . I think it’s a safe bet that Fogarty will be planning a Boston trip the next time Snoorway tries to setup a return visit.
Ha. Boston is getting crowded. I like the silences -often a stunned silence- of guests after some lame question or comment. And the weird places that Norway decides to laugh.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 18, 2020, 02:15:27 PM
Ha. Boston is getting crowded. I like the silences -often a stunned silence- of guests after some lame question or comment. And the weird places that Norway decides to laugh.
Heh, heh... yeah, that’s the best, the awkward silence, as the stunned guest pauses to ponder how someone like Snoorway exists as the host of a major overnight AM show.  I didn’t catch last night’s train wreck but compare the Fogarty show with when Art interviewed Jane Seymour, for example.  The difference is Beeyond Beelief.




albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 18, 2020, 02:28:21 PM
Heh, heh... yeah, that’s the best, the awkward silence, as the stunned guest pauses to ponder how someone like Snoorway exists as the host of a major overnight AM show.  I didn’t catch last night’s train wreck but compare the Fogarty show with when Art interviewed Jane Seymour, for example.  The difference is Beeyond Beelief.


I understand for the listeners sometimes a host has to ask a 'dumb question,' since the audience might not have basic knowledge of the person or subject. But no need to ask them multiple times. If the host thinks that new listeners might need to be caught up he could just do a quick lead-in, post-commercial summary. I don't mind if the host does no major prep, like reading the books, Art was famous for NOT wanting to read the book first but at least have some interest and questions. Sometimes I get a vibe he just has no interest and other times I get a fanboy vibe like "I'm overwhelmed I can't believe I'm talking to...." and the attempt in ingratiate himself into the Hollywood- and now music- scene. But there always is that almost "English as a second language" deal he has.

But guest reactions are best. The silences. The awkward laughter. The sighs.

albrecht

Peter Davenport is a much more interesting man than Dave Norway. He lived in Addis Adaba for a year and also was in the same dorm at Stanford with Mitt Romney. George Romney spoke at their dorm expressing reservations about Vietnam which cost him the nomination. Speaks several languages and lives in a silo, ex-missile not grain. And can mention the Magnuson-Stevens Act in passing in talking about work near Kodiak Island and threats from drunken Russian skippers.

Dave Norway canned him, I guess.

https://www.seattleweekly.com/news/peter-davenport-believes-in-ufos/



Aspic3

Listening to the Coast news segment right now, Noory adamantly said he will not be getting the vaccine.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Aspic3 on November 19, 2020, 12:17:15 AM
Listening to the Coast news segment right now, Noory adamantly said he will not be getting the vaccine.

I’m with him on that. I don’t get a flu shot either.


Silphion

Guest: "The room was pitch black. I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face."
George: "That's dark."
Guest: Hahahahahaha

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