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A Bevy of Guitar Goodness

Started by Mordred478, January 11, 2009, 05:45:22 AM

Caruthers612

   Though it cost a pretty penny, I have in the space of a few days stumbled into serendipity amidst the woods and steel, the bows and curves and floral chevrons that make up wondrous and superb and unique guitars.
   These two, if anyone cares, are as rare and precious as it gets. More so even than a lock of Simon Pegg's orange hair preserved in amber. If you want details, merely ask. Until then, enjoy the view.

M, aka Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face

Frys Girl

I have a guitar signed by all the members of the Doobie Brothers. I'll give it to you ;)

Caruthers612

Quote from: Frys Girl on January 11, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
I have a guitar signed by all the members of the Doobie Brothers. I'll give it to you ;)

      I take back my unspeakably rude remark regarding those Hello Kitty watches you fancy. I slap my wrist in rebuke. If you were to give me said guitar, I'd buy you both Hello Kitty watches, then sell the guitar on eBay for enough to secure me two hours in the sack with one of those porn stars what normally reserves herself for Vegas whales.

M

Caruthers612


         Who am I kidding with all these "classic" guitars with their "quality" and "craftsmanship"? We all know there's only one guitar worth anything.

M


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