Midnight In The Desert

[Roswells, Art]

I'll be selling torches and pitchforks if anyone needs them.

[K_Dubb]

I am already looking forward to Stalkerwe'en.  Easy costume this year.

[god of thunder]

Heather was always it

No one else wanted it. Even if she was it, another very poor choice on Art's part.

[albrecht]

Maybe this was Heather...

Nah, she is a witch. Catholics hate them and used to burn them. 

[god of thunder]

Nah, she is a witch. Catholics hate them and used to burn them. 

They let one go. Why? 

[GravitySucks]

It's still my dream to land on the moon. GravitySucks? Wink, wink.


I hope it doesn't matter that I don't know anything about rocketry or whatever they call it. I'm sure I can wing it.

I will begin working out the equations of motions so that you don't sink up to your eyeballs when you try and land.

And make sure you watch out for those glass domes.

You can't smell anything in space.

[Lilith]

Art had been coaching Heather for months, though she was apparently unaware of the intent at the time.

You know what?  I had never thought about it, but she goes out to visit Art, to conduct a one hour interview, and months later has all the technical skills to run a radio show single handedly?  Gees, I have to stop thinking about this, and listen to all the things Heather wants to teach me tonight.

[albrecht]

They let one go. Why? 

She floated? Like that guest that Art had who had sex with aliens (and later Norry had and was very uncomfortable with the subject of sex?)

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Caller from Argentina on the line now.

[Lilith]

They let one go. Why? 

WHY?

[albrecht]

Caller from Argentina on the line now.

'A Stream Error Occurred' on TuneIn when I tried to tune in per your comment. Curious how the actual people are doing down there.

[bateman]

Caller from Argentina on the line now.

Any from South Sudan yet?

[Juan Cena]

Noory is her father after all

That would require Dave to have a penis.

Now if you said Dave was Heather's mom, on the other hand...

[god of thunder]

Caller from Argentina on the line now.

Hmmmm....John from Argentina? I wonder, we had fake likes from Africa. Do you think there is a possibility, we have a fake caller from Argentina?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

'A Stream Error Occurred' on TuneIn when I tried to tune in per your comment. Curious how the actual people are doing down there.

He said there were some small problems on the Brazil/Argentina border but that Argentina has been spared most of the big problems.

[Richard Groyper]

You know what?  I had never thought about it, but she goes out to visit Art, to conduct a one hour interview, and months later has all the technical skills to run a radio show single handedly?  Gees, I have to stop thinking about this, and listen to all the things Heather wants to teach me tonight.

The test show, brig! Remember the test show? It stunk from day one. Let Heather guide you tonight, like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

[Roswells, Art]

Any from South Sudan yet?

lol

[Lilith]

The test show, brig! Remember the test show? It stunk from day one. Let Heather guide you tonight, like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Oh GAWD!  Don't remind me! 

[Richard Groyper]

Any from South Sudan yet?

I can never get through via the Nigerian Line.

[Juan Cena]

The Fixx? Did Art ever use "Red Skies At Night" as bumper music?

[Juan Cena]

I can never get through via the Nigerian Line.

All those Nigerian Princes hog the lines.

[Roswells, Art]

Nah, she is a witch. Catholics hate them and used to burn them. 

It's a good thing Catholics keep telling us they are the good guys, otherwise how would we know?

[Lilith]

Any from South Sudan yet?

I'm waiting for her to change her intro from *Freezing Pole to Freezing Pole*  to *From oasis to oasis*.

[Richard Groyper]

All those Nigerian Princes hog the lines.

And the Facebook likes!

[god of thunder]

It's a good thing Catholics keep telling us they are the good guys, otherwise how would we know?

They let one witch live. Isn't that proof enough? 

[Lilith]

And the Facebook likes!

It's too bad people can't purchase Facebook hates.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Another story?
Bring on the Davenport!

Let me tell my UFO story and then have him tell me to phone in and make a report.

[Richard Groyper]

It's too bad people can't purchase Facebook hates.

I'm a "hater".

[Juan Cena]

In the end all these conspiracy theories involving Art's departure in the end sound as ludicrous as the conspiracy theories presented on the show.

The stalker story still sounds more credible than Art jerking everyone's chain or just getting cold feet.

The only other theory I'd entertain is that Art's health started taking a turn for a worse before the news he had been hospitalized.

[albrecht]

Another story?
Bring on the Davenport!

Let me tell my UFO story and then have him tell me to phone in and make a report.

Same, thanks for the comment. Shit going on  down  there could be getting bad. I want Davenport. It will be 'interesting'. I just hope she doesn't ruin it.