Midnight In The Desert

[K_Dubb]

By "we" you mean the Ottomans, right?

Nah Christians.  Ottomans had ammo stored in it, but Venetians shelled it and blew it up.

[Noorynoid]

Hey Jerry, you're full of SHIT

[Juan Cena]

I'd be more open to him if he said Mars had the life sucked out of it by Galactus.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

There has to be big $$ out there for non-white ancient alien stories.

[Juan Cena]

Nah Christians.  Ottomans had ammo stored in it, but Venetians shelled it and blew it up.

So it's the Italians fault.

[albrecht]

Yeah, looting them is the least "we" could do after "we" blew up the Parthenon in the first place.

So send them back to Greece? So some Chinese can buy them?  Sure "we" have done bad things but most of that stuff found, or "looted" would, right now, -reality-, would be blown up, defaced, or sold off, even now. I would say, not being politically correct, that us "western-types," still try to preserve stuff better than others. Even the most evil Nazis took stuff and recognized it, despite their evil ideology.
ps: then again, I can see a counter argument, that I can't really refute, at least now. Why do we want to preserve art, etc and not feed people or etc?

[doctor weird]

Hey Jerry, you're full of SHIT

+10,000  since that's his favorite number

[Juan Cena]

I've been the the reconstruction of the Parthenon in Nashville, by the way. The giant statue of Athena there must be the ugliest think I've ever seen.

The Hermatige was way more awesome. So was the Country Music Hall of Fame.

[albrecht]

There has to be big $$ out there for non-white ancient alien stories.

disposal income issues, unfortunately. But, I wonder (and ex-pats here) if there is a Chinese version of C2C, OSOM, MITD, etc? I imagine in the Oriental market that they are peddling Western Medicine!

[albrecht]

I've been the the reconstruction of the Parthenon in Nashville, by the way. The giant statue of Athena there must be the ugliest think I've ever seen.

The Hermatige was way more awesome. So was the Country Music Hall of Fame.

RACIST! I finally got you! Andrew Jackson and our country's history is verboten and he, and it, was a very, very racist and full of bad men. We should tear that place down.

[Hollow Man]

It has been a guilty pleasure of mine at times.  The earlier ones were kind of plausible but later they're just reaching to map the formula onto any theme they can.  Is there anything these aliens didn't get mixed up with?

Uh.. Noory, maybe? I mean, why the fuck would aliens want THAT guy in the seat? Whatever race would do something like that has only the worst of intentions. We're talking full-on anal probes, man.

[doctor weird]

feeling a strong impulse to call in and shred this guy for wasting everyones time

[akwilly]

Have heard a few minutes of the show. The guest kinda sounds like he is making stuff up as he goes along.

[doctor weird]

Jerrys friend calling in

[Hollow Man]

you gotta buy the book 

That annoys me so deeply. I think I could blow a gasket if he said that.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

RACIST! I finally got you! Andrew Jackson and our country's history is verboten and he, and it, was a very, very racist and full of bad men. We should tear that place down.

The path of the virtuous man was laid forth and trodden far before Andrew Jackson was born. Andrew Jackson chose not to follow it.

[akwilly]

This caller sounds just like the guest

[zeebo]

This caller, sounds like one who called out Tee-tor that nite.

[norland2424]

Have heard a few minutes of the show. The guest kinda sounds like he is making stuff up as he goes along.

tonight's guest and im not even joking

[akwilly]

tonight's guest and im not even joking

damn, he kinda looks like a stoned Meatloaf. lol

[doctor weird]

damn, he kinda looks like a stoned Meatloaf. lol

exactly what I was thinking lol

[norland2424]

LOL fucking Juan

[doctor weird]

come on Juan don't let us down!!!!

[akwilly]

Juan!!!!!

[zeebo]

Uh.. Noory, maybe? I mean, why the fuck would aliens want THAT guy in the seat? Whatever race would do something like that has only the worst of intentions. We're talking full-on anal probes, man.

haha, could be they're using noory to brainwash the masses, making people too dumb to defend themselves while simultaneously seasoning themselves with turmeric

[Hollow Man]

tonight's guest and im not even joking

Is that a real caption or just a spoof? Did he actually claim that?

[SciFiAuthor]

Juan got through lol.

[norland2424]

Is that a real caption or just a spoof? Did he actually claim that?

the pic is from a show, but the pic is hosted here.bottom of the page

http://www.outtahear.com/beyond_updates/Aliens/alien2.html

[doctor weird]

Juan got through lol.

I think he got hung up on tho

[Juan Cena]

exactly what I was thinking lol

He looks like he did what Meat Loaf said he wouldn't do.