Midnight In The Desert

[Ciardelo]

White Knighting... goin' for the set up...

Payload failure.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's bullshit! People ALWAYS tell their stories  :

[Sandra Kristen]

Heather needs to learn that these 4chan callers are the only interesting ones and the ones most of us are listening for. She is such an unentertaining host.

[chandlerkaiden]

Australian and British accents must be the easiest to fake.  I'd like a fake Russian to call in.

[superfan]

My advice to heather.Keep any weird sounding callers call to to 30 seconds.Nobody wants to hear moron troll pranksters.

[trostol]

Heather needs to learn that these 4chan callers are the only interesting ones and the ones most of us are listening for. She is such an unentertaining host.

dont speak for everyone lol

[Catsmile]

Caller, can you let the bird in the background have the microphone?

[superfan]

This brit is a real caller.Sounds real.

[Zetaspeak]

The mouth breathers should be a dead giveaway as each one turned out to be a prank

This Aussie guy is either really nervous or a prank (or drunk) "I've never told anybody this before" Is he calling MITD or penthouse forum?

[trostol]

awful story

[Lilith]

Heather needs to learn that these 4chan callers are the only interesting ones and the ones most of us are listening for. She is such an unentertaining host.

Maybe she'll "get it" after she listens to the playback of tonights show.  keep hope!

[bateman]

My advice to heather.Keep any weird sounding callers call to to 30 seconds.Nobody wants to hear moron troll pranksters.

Don't you have a show to be doing, Dave?

[Sandra Kristen]

dont speak for everyone lol

Oh sorry. 90% of the listeners. Forgot there are a few bellgab people who don't have a sense of humor.

[rondo]

That was crappiest put-on of a Texas accent I ever heard from that supposed Houston singing caller.

[Ciardelo]

dont speak for everyone lol

i think she meant most of /x/ lol. The cryptid stories have been lame though. Blinking dog collars? Yawn.

[TigerLily]

Heather needs to learn that these 4chan callers are the only interesting ones and the ones most of us are listening for. She is such an unentertaining host.

Queenie what's with all this 4chan love?  Buncha basement boyz

[superfan]

ciradelo=snoory

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh sorry. 90% of the listeners. Forgot there are a few bellgab people who don't have a sense of humor.

I just feel better knowing you're here to tell us when to laugh 

[chandlerkaiden]

Why do all so-called Brits always call when there's wind/rain in the background?

[ShayP]

Queenie what's with all this 4chan love?  Buncha basement boyz

Guide her TL!  She needs your help. 

[superfan]

children sceaming in the woods when snoorys on!

[Sandra Kristen]

I just feel better knowing you're here to tell us when to laugh 

Your queen is glad she could of service.

[trostol]

Guide her TL!  She needs your help. 

she has gone too far to the dark side lol

[Ciardelo]

I just feel better knowing you're here to tell us when to laugh 

+1

[trostol]

Your queen is glad she could of service.

yeah thats starting to get as annoying as that whole birthday crap

[the_peeve]

Someone call about an Avon guy with melted makeup in the middle of the night, walking around in bushes.

[Zetaspeak]

Wow it was legit

And Heather freaked out.

She gets her "buttons pressed" easier than the women who go on Howard Sterm show. 

[Catsmile]

In a galaxy far far away a long long tiem ago...

There was a ghost story on Ghost to Ghost...

O... M... G...

[pate]

Wash it a pordahl>?

[TigerLily]

she has gone too far to the dark side lol

Should I ground her and take away the keys to the lightsaber?