Joe Rogan fantasy

[Auslandia]

I'm imagining Rogan hooked to a DMT IV with Strassman administering the drip with one hand & closing the lid on Graham Hancock in a sensory deprecation tank with the other.  Rohan's balls are made of kettle bells and Joey Diaz is reluctantly mixing butter with coffee in the background.  All the while Rogan is calling a UFC match just before he's whipped into another dimension where he hunts big game machine elves.