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The War between the Sons of Bell and the Sons of Noory

Started by Camazotz Automat, March 11, 2015, 02:56:10 PM

The Ringing of the Bell in July will dovetail nicely with my finishing off the four pallets of emergency rations I purchased to face the 2012 disaster head on.

By my calculations, I will consume the last of my survival nutrients in late July, 2015.

There are no coincidences.

Finally, to be done with the beans and rice. It was getting a little old.

But, I must say, I'm trim and scary looking. I like to think of myself as John the Baptist 2.0.

As JTB before me preached, the world is still going to end. It's just going to be properly youtubed while it's happening.

Repent! For the War between the Sons of Light and the Sons of Darkness begins this July ...

... after which, one way or the other, we will eat beans no more.

Repent! Damn you!

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The General

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on March 11, 2015, 02:56:10 PM
... after which, one way or the other, we will eat beans no more.

Repent! Damn you!

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We'll always have locusts.
Good bit of protein there.


cweb

Sons of Noory? Is that a mustachioed motorcycle gang just fashinated by guvernment secruts?

ItsOver

Sounds like a new Ft. Rock recruit.  Welcome to the Scorpion Army.  Please ensure your next post is in all caps.

nextgen.fm

it will be glorious

davebots head's exploding in an orchestra of thunder

We will see the Sons of Noory driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women.

paladin1991

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on March 12, 2015, 05:35:13 PM
We will see the Sons of Noory driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women.
Doesn't that mean that ALL of them will be lamenting?

cweb

"And so the Sons of Noory were defeated after attempting to conduct an entire campaign based solely on 3x5 card notes."


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