I Finished Reading the Internet

[gnooryblows]

Ive read the whole thing. Theres nothing more for me on here. Ive blown through every topic. Seen ever meme. Watched every cat. Read every obscure fact about every living celebrity and television for the entirety of human history. Conspiracy theories. History. Politics. Economics. How stuff works. How to fix stuff. How to break stuff. How to blow stuff up. How to make stuff out of nothing.
Ive listened to podcasts. Seen youtube videos. Learned foreign languages. Perused fiction and non-fiction. Seen pictures of dead people. Watched videos of people dying. Watched videos of people being born. Watched plenty videos of people making babies. Listened to interviews of peoples traumatic / amazing experiences. Watched natural disasters unfold through the lens of camera phones.
Seem 1 million dumb shit things and a few sort of interesting ones. Ive read lab reports. Science books. Chemistry, engineering, psychology, sociology and every other school topic you could think of.

Im done
The internet is done for me.
Ive seen it all.
Theres nothin left for me here.
Time to move on, move on.

[wr250]

Ive read the whole thing. Theres nothing more for me on here. Ive blown through every topic. Seen ever meme. Watched every cat. Read every obscure fact about every living celebrity and television for the entirety of human history. Conspiracy theories. History. Politics. Economics. How stuff works. How to fix stuff. How to break stuff. How to blow stuff up. How to make stuff out of nothing.
Ive listened to podcasts. Seen youtube videos. Learned foreign languages. Perused fiction and non-fiction. Seen pictures of dead people. Watched videos of people dying. Watched videos of people being born. Watched plenty videos of people making babies. Listened to interviews of peoples traumatic / amazing experiences. Watched natural disasters unfold through the lens of camera phones.
Seem 1 million dumb shit things and a few sort of interesting ones. Ive read lab reports. Science books. Chemistry, engineering, psychology, sociology and every other school topic you could think of.

Im done
The internet is done for me.
Ive seen it all.
Theres nothin left for me here.
Time to move on, move on.

lissen to noory to noory am. new blunders nightly. stoned weekend hosts at times. never know whats next. sometimes there is even George Knapp, who is c2c's saving grace.

[gnooryblows]

lissen to noory to noory am. new blunders nightly. stoned weekend hosts at times. never know whats next. sometimes there is even George Knapp, who is c2c's saving grace.

noo, im retired from george noory

[basswood]

I heard they were coming out with a sequel.

[Albemuth]

Ive read the whole thing. Theres nothing more for me on here. Ive blown through every topic. Seen ever meme. Watched every cat. Read every obscure fact about every living celebrity and television for the entirety of human history. Conspiracy theories. History. Politics. Economics. How stuff works. How to fix stuff. How to break stuff. How to blow stuff up. How to make stuff out of nothing.
Ive listened to podcasts. Seen youtube videos. Learned foreign languages. Perused fiction and non-fiction. Seen pictures of dead people. Watched videos of people dying. Watched videos of people being born. Watched plenty videos of people making babies. Listened to interviews of peoples traumatic / amazing experiences. Watched natural disasters unfold through the lens of camera phones.
Seem 1 million dumb shit things and a few sort of interesting ones. Ive read lab reports. Science books. Chemistry, engineering, psychology, sociology and every other school topic you could think of.

Im done
The internet is done for me.
Ive seen it all.
Theres nothin left for me here.
Time to move on, move on.

That is a great, great post. You should copyright it and put it to music.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm reading it in alphabetical order, and am still bogged down in the middle of the "P-o-r" section.  It looks like it's going to be a long time before I get to porpoises.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ive read the whole thing. Theres nothing more for me on here. Ive blown through every topic. Seen ever meme. Watched every cat. Read every obscure fact about every living celebrity and television for the entirety of human history. Conspiracy theories. History. Politics. Economics. How stuff works. How to fix stuff. How to break stuff. How to blow stuff up. How to make stuff out of nothing.
Ive listened to podcasts. Seen youtube videos. Learned foreign languages. Perused fiction and non-fiction. Seen pictures of dead people. Watched videos of people dying. Watched videos of people being born. Watched plenty videos of people making babies. Listened to interviews of peoples traumatic / amazing experiences. Watched natural disasters unfold through the lens of camera phones.
Seem 1 million dumb shit things and a few sort of interesting ones. Ive read lab reports. Science books. Chemistry, engineering, psychology, sociology and every other school topic you could think of.

Im done
The internet is done for me.
Ive seen it all.
Theres nothin left for me here.
Time to move on, move on.

Well; that's the first bit done; now print it out.

[gnooryblows]

when i go outside the sun burns my eyes.

[gnooryblows]

remember that scene in the matrix where that doucheass keanu reeves goes 'whoa, i know kung-fu!'
i feel like that x100000000000000.

[gnooryblows]

also, im not condoning keanu reeves, or the viewing of movies. because keanu reeves is a closet homo, and movies are nothing more than communist illuminati brainwash propaganda to turn you into a liberal-zombie-media-slave. but im just using that as the example to help illustrate my point because i watched it when i was a small boy and thats it reminded me of.
dont watch movies folks, they are bad for you and will turn your brain to mush.

[MV/Liberace!]

That is a great, great post. You should copyright it and put it to music.

after i read this post, i literally sat here, read his post again, and put it to music in my mind.  recording shall begin within a week.

[missing transmission]

Congratulations

http://hmpg.net/

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Assimilate the information and come up with a new scientific theory on the marriage of quantum mechanics and general relativity.  It's on the data but no one's been able to put it together yet.

[Gd5150]

Impossible...there's just too much porn