Ohio Bartender Who Claims to be Jesus Tries to Poison John Boehner

[yumyumtree]

At least that 's the way I heard the story. I haven't seen it in print yet, only heard it on the radio.


Naturally I'm glad that Mr. Boehner is OK, but shocked that the bartender is reported to have mental issues.  Don't they know that people in the food and beverage industry are paragons of sanity, respectablity, sobriety and clean-living?

[albrecht]

At least that 's the way I heard the story. I haven't seen it in print yet, only heard it on the radio.


Naturally I'm glad that Mr. Boehner is OK, but shocked that the bartender is reported to have mental issues.  Don't they know that people in the food and beverage industry are paragons of sanity, respectablity, sobriety and clean-living?

It should've gotten better coverage but likely deemed not a serious threat. Now, if the sprayon  tan operator was planning to put a real, modfied, cigarette load trick  there would be real story.

[FightTheFuture]

I'm willing to bet that this story made Boehner cry

[Roswells, Art]

This reminds me of a joke:

What is the difference between God and a bartender?

[Roswells, Art]

God doesn't think he's a bartender.

[NowhereInTime]

I'm willing to bet that this story made Boehner cry

At least this explains why his skin is orange...

[b_dubb]

At least this explains why his skin is orange...

One of his press photos he's wearing eye liner. Not even joking a little.

[Heather Wade]

One of his press photos he's wearing eye liner. Not even joking a little.

And all this time I thought I was the only one who noticed that. 

[b_dubb]

Try to contain yourselves ladies and gentlemen. I've attached a photo of the most dreamy handsome-est Oompa Loompa that ever was.

Please control yourselves. Look away if you cannot take the gaze made steely by eyeliner.

[NowhereInTime]

Try to contain yourselves ladies and gentlemen. I've attached a photo of the most dreamy handsome-est Oompa Loompa that ever was.

Please control yourselves. Look away if you cannot take the gaze made steely by eyeliner.

Why am I finding this sooooo alluring??  I think I popped a boehner!

[b_dubb]

Waka waka

[Kelt]

Why am I finding this sooooo alluring??  I think I popped a boehner!

So long as you didn't boehn a pooper.


Whoops, ducky! Shut that Door! I'm Free! It'll ride up with wear... etc.