Messages for MV

[bateman]

Because his private messages are turned off for some reason, post your messages for him here.


Dear MV,


1.  This is the last time I'm extending my generous offer of $5 per month to feature a Dark City link at the top of the forum. The last time we spoke, you countered with $10 which I find exorbitant. I would consider $7 if you scrubbed all references to other radio shows & hosts from the board, except Art Bell. I think this is a reasonable compromise.


2.  I am also asking for a private cock pic forum because jazmunda clogs up all our inboxes with either requests for pics or pics of his own. Users may feature their own cocks or post their favorites from around the internet. Consolidating these into one location is the obvious, ideal solution to declutter all our inboxes. I'm undecided on the horse porn subforum - your thoughts?


3.  Your interview when Falkie was on the Gabcast was lacking. When he said he had off-brand mayonnaise in his fridge, why would you not ask where it came from? Costco? Sam's Club?? What kind of sandwiches does he like to put the off-brand mayonnaise on? These are the questions listeners want to know the answers to, and you did us all a disservice by letting these details slide. You'll never make it as a podcaster if you don't hone these skills. I hope the next episode makes up for your poor performance last time.


Regards,
Bateman

[Bart Ell]

MV,

YOUR FAT!1!1!!

Not Fat Barty

[wr250]

MV,

YOUR FAT!1!1!!

Not Fat Barty

reported

[Bart Ell]

MV,

I know I said it was ok if you told your wife you are coming over to my house every second night but this is getting ridicinuts. Look, I understand those ballroom dancing classes are important to you but I don't know how much longer I can keep this charade up. Yes, I understand you just want her to be happy on your anniversary by finally dancing with her but think of what you are putting me through.

Dancy Bart

[Bart Ell]

MV,

Yes, it does look infected. Have a doctor, with great eyesight, have a look at it.

Dr Bart

[Bart Ell]

MV,

Nah, nobody really thinks the rigged poll is rigged. You did a good job getting them off the scent. I agree you should wait until the poll ends before putting that puppy to sleep just to make it look official-like.

Co-Conspirator Bart

[Bart Ell]

MV,

Yes you can double the amount of bananas but the bread may get mushy.

Chef Bart

[Bart Ell]

MV,

I find the $10 per month you are charging me to keep the Bateman ad off the header to be a little pricey. You think we can bring it down to, say, $7? Lemme know

On A Budget Bart

[bateman]

MV,

Yes, it does look infected. Have a doctor, with great eyesight, have a look at it.

Dr Bart

You saw it too? Looks like it's been attacked with a cheese grater.

[WildCard]

LMAO!
But you're both amateurs.

reported

This is how you back-door (heh. "inbox") MV.

[MV/Liberace!]

Because his private messages are turned off for some reason, post your messages for him here.


Dear MV,


1.  This is the last time I'm extending my generous offer of $5 per month to feature a Dark City link at the top of the forum. The last time we spoke, you countered with $10 which I find exorbitant. I would consider $7 if you scrubbed all references to other radio shows & hosts from the board, except Art Bell. I think this is a reasonable compromise.


2.  I am also asking for a private cock pic forum because jazmunda clogs up all our inboxes with either requests for pics or pics of his own. Users may feature their own cocks or post their favorites from around the internet. Consolidating these into one location is the obvious, ideal solution to declutter all our inboxes. I'm undecided on the horse porn subforum - your thoughts?


3.  Your interview when Falkie was on the Gabcast was lacking. When he said he had off-brand mayonnaise in his fridge, why would you not ask where it came from? Costco? Sam's Club?? What kind of sandwiches does he like to put the off-brand mayonnaise on? These are the questions listeners want to know the answers to, and you did us all a disservice by letting these details slide. You'll never make it as a podcaster if you don't hone these skills. I hope the next episode makes up for your poor performance last time.


Regards,
Bateman

All very reasonable. You've now been granted "pm with mv" privileges.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV,

YOUR FAT!1!1!!

Not Fat Barty

So fucking reported.

[bateman]

LMAO!
But you're both amateurs.

This is how you back-door (heh. "inbox") MV.

I have heard he appreciates a good backdoor inboxing. Thanks for the tip.

[WOTR]

All very reasonable. You've now been granted "pm with mv" privileges.

But you are still allowing us members of the "Bellgab insiders club" to PM you for only $.25 a day.  Right???  (And you will still host the "chat with MV" sessions once monthly?)

[Gd5150]

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[Gd5150]

But you are still allowing us members of the "Bellgab insiders club" to PM you for only $.25 a day.  Right???  (And you will still host the "chat with MV" sessions once monthly?)

I got charged 1$ per message if I bought 100 messages up front.

[PB the Deplorable]

Dear MV,

You've hosted the GabCast several times now and I have not heard one word about who you would blow up if you were a terrorist, nor have I heard a peep about whose mouth you wanted to shit in that week. 

Those are always the best parts of any show that you are on.  I'd add Moroccan diarrhea stories, but you need to get those first two right first.  You have a responsibility to the listeners you know.  So let's have it.  Don't make me call the Mud King

[ksm32]

So fucking reported.

?

Who might one MV report to?  This is the nexus of the universe. It can't be.

[Heather Wade]

But you are still allowing us members of the "Bellgab insiders club" to PM you for only $.25 a day.  Right???  (And you will still host the "chat with MV" sessions once monthly?)

Special MV time.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dear MV,

If you ever want to see GarrGab.org again, you will send $9.18 to my anonymous bank account in small unmarked bills.  No police.

[WhiteCrow]

Comrade MV,

Please appoint me dictator/moderator of the Falkie Musing thread.

Professional Cat Herder

[Gd5150]

MV I wanna fast blast you.

[Daggit]

MV could you please let Falkie's kitties suckle at your teat?

[area51drone]

Thanks for fixing the link MV, much appreciated.

[WhiteCrow]

MV could you please let Falkie's kitties suckle at your teat?

Thanks MV, I'll do you proud!

[georgegoldman]

Dear MV,

I hope that 2015 will be a better year for you and the forum

[MV/Liberace!]

Dear MV,

I hope that 2015 will be a better year for you and the forum

Thank you, sir. I hope the same for you.

[Juan]

Since the Spec Sheet is no more, can I still get a chance to win that 10MB IDE hard drive by listening to - well, Gabcast may be done, so I gues that leaves the Cat Box or whatever falkie and area51drone call it.

[cweb]

Dear MV,

When is Windows 9 coming out?

Also, I would like to suggest a Lt. Worf Erotic Fanfic subforum. Call it "Bitchez Get Ridges."

Regards.

[wr250]

Dear MV,

When is Windows 9 coming out?

Also, I would like to suggest a Lt. Worf Erotic Fanfic subforum. Call it "Bitchez Get Ridges."

Regards.

i got this.
windows 9 is not coming out. since odd versions of windows  have been pretty decent, they skipped to a even version (windows 10) to ensure that it will suck nearly as bad as george noory.