Jorch, Jorge or "pizzarolls?" Cast your vote.

[From the High Desert...]

What's the best name for "him?"

Go!

[wr250]

Go!

there is no name or words for that matter to describe the suckiness that is george noory.

[From the High Desert...]

Ah, touche! Sadly, this is correct.

[onan]

I think Scabmouth is more appropriate. It brings the history and it is the best description of that thing he calls a moustache.

[zeebo]

I was always partial to Snooron - as it encapsulates both his tiresome & feeble-minded qualities.

However the name "Pizzarolls" does remind me of the court fool names in Game of Thrones, e.g. Jinglebell and Butterbumps.  This seems appropriate as well.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Oh, I know the answer to this.

You can call him Mr. Noory, George Noory, George Ralph Noory, or Lt. George Noory, USN (Ret.).  Strictly speaking, the last one probably isn't correct, but don't tell that to Mr. Noory.

Alternatively you can just call him George as he likes to present an environment of familiarity for marketing purposes.

gnoory and GN are acceptable substitutes for text-based blogs and posts.

Thank you for your interest.  I'm glad I could clear up the confusion.

[PB the Deplorable]

'The Snorge' seems like a good fit to me.  Plus it sounds rather Seussian.

[From the High Desert...]

So many choices - thanks, all!

"The Snorge" in particular made me laugh...I could see a Seuss character! Anyone good at drawing?