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Started by Yorkshire pud, May 27, 2014, 03:51:53 AM



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Jackstar on May 27, 2014, 03:54:46 AM
Doug Vogt on the Death of Loretta


Pssst....I don't care. It clearly fills you with such angst, go and do the research fatboy.


Stellar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 27, 2014, 04:01:19 AM

Pssst....I don't care. It clearly fills you with such angst, go and do the research fatboy.

T shirt did we really do it or did Kubrick

Do you think we landed on the moon in the late 60's?  Let us take a look into this analytically.  One point for me that's hard to believe about the whole moon landing craft is that it had 38k of on board memory for the computer which I don't think can even run a watch never mind a space craft.  Here are the materials used to speak of (Materials:
Aluminum, titanium, aluminized Mylar and aluminized Kapton blankets) if that was really the case.  I have a hard timing believing that this craft got through the Van Allen Radiation belt when all attempts by Russian Cosmonauts died trying.

Tin Can



Now guessing here but I believe this was shot in a submarine with the camera moving on purpose and the Astronaut sitting on a spring loaded chair.  Also the video should have about a 1.5 second delay and the lips should be out of sync with a news cast from the moon.


Apollo 11 Crew TV Broadcast July 23, 1969

Here is some inside submarine footage, You will notice a similar tone of voice coming from a sub like in the astronaut presentation:  Also look around the sub you may find what looks like what was going on for the fake transmissions to the TV networks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzE8h0V5SxY


Flag movement on the moon should not occur but it in Stanley Kubrick's mess up of the fake moon landing movie it did:


Apollo 15 flag waving

Last but not least the Van Allen Radiation Belt:

This is what they tell us:


Summary: The astronauts got through the Van Allen belts by speed, shielding and carefully planned flight paths, but whether they did so without harm has yet to be determined.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_did_the_Apollo_astronauts_get_past_the_van_Allen_belt


So tell how a flight path can be controlled by a computer with 38k memory lol.

Jackstar

Dude, fuck off. Of course there was a moon landing.

Kubrick filmed the backup. Of course there was a backup.

Stellar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 27, 2014, 03:51:53 AM

moon hoax not
Kubrick was known to be perfectionist as a film director.  His vision and technical ability was instrumental in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey.  This made him an excellent choice for the visuals in the fake Apollo project.  His untimely death was never excepted by his wife for she knew him to be in perfect health.  Kubrick was an Illuminati initiate.  In the movie that Kubrick directed, "Eyes wide Shut", revealed to much of the goings on about the Illuminati and I feel that the members of the global elite silenced Kubrick by murdering him in his sleep.  Perhaps the bad cabal of elite thought he would open up about his moon hoax.  Here is a couple quotes.


Specialized tools and lenses:
Kubrick was among the first directors to use video assist during filming. At the time he began using it in 1966, it was considered cutting-edge technology, requiring him to build his own system. Having it in place during the filming of 2001, he was able to view a video of a take immediately after it was filmed.[6]:294

On some films, such as Barry Lyndon, he used custom made zoom lenses. This allowed him to start a scene with a close-up and slowly zoom out to capture the full panorama of scenery. LoBrutto records that he ordered the customized 20:1 zoom lens along with a special joystick directly from the manufacturer. He also had them develop a quick-response aperture adjustment device. It allowed him to film long takes under changing outdoor lighting conditions by making aperture adjustments while the cameras rolled. LoBrutto notes that Kubrick's technical knowledge about lenses "dazzled the manufacturer's engineers, who found him to be unprecedented among contemporary filmmakers."[6]:389 Kubrick also operated the cameras himself for many scenes.

For that film he also used a specially adapted high-speed (f/0.7) Zeiss camera lens, originally developed for NASA, to shoot numerous scenes lit only with candlelight. Actor Steven Berkoff recalls that Kubrick wanted scenes to be shot using "pure candlelight," and in doing so Kubrick "made a unique contribution to the art of filmmaking going back to painting ... You almost posed like for portraits."[6]:400 LoBrutto notes that the candlelight scenes became an "instant legend" in the film business.
Kubrick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Kubrick#Influence_on_film_industry



The Untimely Death of Stanley Kubrick:



When one hears the name of legendary film director Stanley Kubrick, the first thing that comes to mind is the exquisite 2001: A Space Odyssey. This was the first major Hollywood film that showed the exploration of space in a believable manner. Because of this, along with a great story written by Arthur C. Clarke, 2001 was a smash hit throughout the world.



Only four days after Kubrick turned in the final cut of EWS to Warner Brothers, he was ‘found’ dead by his wife. He had no heart trouble, and wasn’t ill before his sudden and shockingly unexpected death. Perhaps a clue into the nature of his death is the fact that it occurred precisely 666 days prior to the first day of the year in which his most famous film occurs --- 2001: A Space Odyssey. Everyone was shocked by his death, and this group includes all who were working on EWS, and his family, as well. Even though the official report was that he died of a heart attack, his wife did not accept the explanation. Stanley had not been ill, or even in seemingly bad health.



However, according to William Cooper, author of the book BEHOLD A PALE HORSE, and the forty-two hour series on the Illuminati and their Babylon mystery religion entitled MYSTERY BABYLON, stated during the second broadcast of MYSTERY BABYLON, that Stanley Kubrick was himself an initiate of the Mysteries. This helps to explain the films' unexplicable aspects, such as the unexplained MASKED BALL portion of the film, and his shockingly unexpected death, only four days after he turned in the final print of EWS to Warner Brothers.



Not only does this film contain some inexplicable symbology, but in making this film, director Stanley Kubrick may have made the fatal mistake of showing too much truth concerning a group of self-appointed global elite world rulers known as the Illuminati. While it may truly be coincidence, but, there were many peculiar circumstances surrounding the death of Stanley Kubrick --- who was known to be in perfect health just one day prior.



When one considers the very real possibility that these 666 days represent Mr. Kubrick being punished for the crime of revealing too much during the two and a half hours of Eyes Wide Shut --- then his sudden death becomes immediately understandable. There are ways of inducing heart attacks while leaving behind no trace of the crime itself. In the Sources section at the end of this essay, the reader can find a link to my own August 16, 2005 investigative piece How The Globalists Create Heart Attacks, which describes some of the many ways in which someone could be murdered by what looks to be a normal heart attack, without being detected.

http://www.kentroversypapers.blogspot.com/2006/03/eyes-wide-shut-occult-symbolism.html



You all may find this video interesting especially 4 minutes 1 second into the film, but watch it all.

Stanley Kubrick Filmed Fake Moon Footage !! Proof ! Told you so


Jay Weidner on Stanley Kubrick's Fake Moon Landing footage

Jackstar

All of that, while true, has nothing to do with the fact that Mankind landed on Luna.

Stellar

Quote from: Jackstar on May 27, 2014, 05:36:42 AM
All of that, while true, has nothing to do with the fact that Mankind landed on Luna.
Only Lunatics believe a tin can could pass through the Van Allen with 38k memory. Not understanding that they did  Drive around  doing peel outs in the Desert of Nevada (ah area 51 ring a bell) wondering how they fit it on the tin can.  Always landing in the same exact location of the set with a parallax of 30 feet, meanwhile the earth's weather never changed with dozens of photos of the same Satellite image of the earth as old Glory flew like a windy warrior.
Jackstar man all of sudden you are drinking the Koolaid, did pud get to you?

QuoteVan Allen Radiation Belts, two zones encircling the earth in which there are relatively large numbers of high-energy (fast-moving) charged particles. The particles are mainly protons and electrons, which are trapped within the belts by the earth's magnetic field. The belts were discovered in 1958 by a group of United States scientists under the direction of Dr. James Van Allen. The discovery was based on information obtained from Explorer I, America's first artificial satellite.
The Van Allen radiation belts are centered along the earth's magnetic equator in a region of the upper atmosphere called the magnetosphere, or exosphere. The innerand more intensebelt extends from roughly 600 miles (1,000 km) to 3,700 miles (6,000 km) above the earth; the outer belt, from roughly 9,300 miles (15,000 km) to 15,500 miles (25,000 km) above the earth. Scientists believe most of the particles that form the belts come from the solar wind, a continuous flow of particles emitted by the sun in all directions. Other particles probably have their origin in cosmic rays. In the late 1950's and early 1960's, artificial radiation belts were formed from charged particles produced by the detonation of nuclear explosives in space. These radiation belts, however, have weakened with time. The planets Jupiter and Saturn are encircled by radiation belts similar to the earth's Van Allen radiation belts.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/dictionary/astronomy-terms/van-allen-radiation-belts-info.htm



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Stellar on May 27, 2014, 06:07:22 AM
Only Lunatics believe a tin can could pass through the Van Allen with 38k memory.

Well fortunately you're restricted to trawling CT websites and not space travel or designing telemetry with the resources you have available in the 1960's.

You could of course take it up with Astroguy on here who has a PhD connected with astronomy, but is pretty au fait with the Apollo missions, or try Expat. He worked in broadcasting during the Apollo missions and has written books about same...I would steer clear of calling either a lunatic though.

Jackstar

You guys are willing to talk about virtually anything except Tesla. It's adorable.


onan

Buzz Aldrin, hero for walking on the moon.

Buzz Aldrin, hero for punching assholes.


b_dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on May 27, 2014, 02:32:08 PM
What am I missing? It doesn't seem conclusive.

btw, did you know? A whole crapload of astronauts were Masons.
And what does that mean? I know a few Masons myself.  Do I need to have a chat with them?

Jackstar

It doesn't necessarily mean anything, other than, it is unlikely that is the first time Buzz punched a man in the face.

Anyway, the title of the video says "freeze frame proves fight was staged" and I'm... I dunno, #sheople, I guess. I don't see it.

b_dubb

let he among us who has not punched a complete asshole in the face cast the first stone and then get busy punching out assholes.  THEY'RE ASSHOLES and they HAVE IT COMING TO THEM

Jackstar

Quote from: b_dubb on May 27, 2014, 02:57:26 PM
let he among us who has not punched a complete asshole in the face cast the first stone and then get busy punching out assholes.  THEY'RE ASSHOLES and they HAVE IT COMING TO THEM


Some few years back, just after the introduction of Random Breath Testing, the Police officers of a small country township had to show the community that the RBT was working. They decided to stake out the local Masonic Hall, then as the night wore on, eventually a mason slowly came down the stairs and got into his car.


The moment he started the engine the two officers approached him and asked him to "blow into the bag".  He did of course but to the amazement of the officers proved negative. Fearing a faulty bag tried again, with the same results. Sure of a possible conviction they then escorted him to the Police station to do a blood test, with it also proving negative.


Being upset with this they then asked him what had gone on and what he had done that evening, to which he answered, "The Grand Master was there, the Grand Secretary was there, the Grand Stewards were there and we all had a great time, as to my job I was the Grand Decoy."

b_dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on May 27, 2014, 03:02:04 PM

Some few years back, just after the introduction of Random Breath Testing, the Police officers of a small country township had to show the community that the RBT was working. They decided to stake out the local Masonic Hall, then as the night wore on, eventually a mason slowly came down the stairs and got into his car.


The moment he started the engine the two officers approached him and asked him to "blow into the bag".  He did of course but to the amazement of the officers proved negative. Fearing a faulty bag tried again, with the same results. Sure of a possible conviction they then escorted him to the Police station to do a blood test, with it also proving negative.


Being upset with this they then asked him what had gone on and what he had done that evening, to which he answered, "The Grand Master was there, the Grand Secretary was there, the Grand Stewards were there and we all had a great time, as to my job I was the Grand Decoy."
In my area Masonic events are dry.

Jackstar

Quote from: b_dubb on May 27, 2014, 03:05:02 PM
In my area, Masonic events

A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had any last words.  "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!"

"Why do you hate Masons?" asked the hangman.

"The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Mason, the Judge who presided at the trial was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons!"

"Is that all?" asked the hangman.

"Yes" replied the convicted murder.

"Then you will advance one step with your left foot."

b_dubb

Jackstar the Broken Record. Where's Buzz Aldrin when a fool needs a beat down.

Jackstar

Quote from: b_dubb on May 27, 2014, 04:58:34 PM
a fool needs a beat down.




Three freemasons were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in New Jersey. One brother was from Tennessee, one from North Carolina and one from Kentucky. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The brother from Tennessee began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking! Well the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared , with wine and even dessert.

Then the brother from North Carolina spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning! The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry shelves were filled with groceries.

The fellow brethren from Kentucky was married to a woman from Harlan County. He sat up straight on the bar stool and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning! Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye..."


Quote from: Stellar on May 27, 2014, 05:22:06 AM
only four days after he turned in the final print of EWS to Warner Brothers...

director Stanley Kubrick may have made the fatal mistake of showing too much truth concerning a group of self-appointed global elite world rulers known as the Illuminati.

...Mr. Kubrick being punished for the crime of revealing too much during the two and a half hours of Eyes Wide Shut --


Why didn't someone at Warner Brothers just edit the film before it went to theaters? The Illuminati control all media (including the film industry) and Warner would be one of these. It would be very easy to just edit out certain scenes in the film before it hit mass audiences. Or even edit the film before it went to DVD to minimize the damage. Also, the Stanley Kubrick collection is like the first set of movies made on any new format (DVD or Bluray) so there would be extra incentive to control this.

Why was Arthur Schnitzler, author of the story Eyes Wide Shut was based upon, not punished by the illuminati for revealing secrets in his story?

Catsmile

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 27, 2014, 05:59:15 PM
Why didn't someone at Warner Brothers just edit the film before it went to theaters? The Illuminati control all media (including the film industry) and Warner would be one of these. It would be very easy to just edit out certain scenes in the film before it hit mass audiences. Or even edit the film before it went to DVD to minimize the damage. Also, the Stanley Kubrick collection is like the first set of movies made on any new format (DVD or Bluray) so there would be extra incentive to control this.

Why was Arthur Schnitzler, author of the story Eyes Wide Shut was based upon, not punished by the illuminati for revealing secrets in his story?

That sir, is just crazy Conspiracy Theory talk.
You must be one of "them."

When Long Island had a viable defense industry, I worked with and knew many many who were part of the lunar landing mission when I worked defense. The LEM was built on Long Island at Grumman. These men are dying out now, and it's saddening that ignorance and superstition is clouding  the history of remarkable intellectual and manufacturing achievement by a group of dedicated engineers.

That was a nicely done video. thanks for posting it, Yorkie.

Catsmile

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 27, 2014, 06:44:30 PM
When Long Island had a viable defense industry, I worked with and knew many many who were part of the lunar landing mission when I worked defense. The LEM was built on Long Island at Grumman. These men are dying out now, and it's saddening that ignorance and superstition is clouding  the history of remarkable intellectual and manufacturing achievement by a group of dedicated engineers.

That was a nicely done video. thanks for posting it, Yorkie.

Agreed, they must be paying many billions per year to aerospace, manufacturing fake parts.
That they throw away just as a cover up for all the fake space programs, jets, missiles, etcetera, etcetera.
::)

ksm32

Even if the astronauts themselves came out and said it was all a hoax? The people who Want To Believe still wouldn't believe even them.

Would you bet your life that it happened? Of course not.
What about your house? (I'll assume you own it outright) I doubt it.
OK Fine, what about your newest car? I might do that..

After awhile who gives a fuck ;D

onan

If the moon landing and men walking on the moon didn't happen... may god stike me dead... now, right now... this very frikken moment...

I'm still here... if that isn't proof, I dunno what is.

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