Art Bell is to George Noory

[TheSheriff]

That's being kind....

[jazmunda]

Art Bell is to George Noory as Sex is to having your genitals fed through a paper shredder and then doused in vinegar.

[TheSheriff]

Art Bell is to George Noory as Sex is to having your genitals fed through a paper shredder and then doused in vinegar.

Now that's an accurate analogy... 

Bravo

[bigchucka]

Art Bell is to George Noory as Sex is to having your genitals fed through a paper shredder and then doused in vinegar.

I'd replace vinegar with rubbing alcohol.  Was cleaning my bowl one day by soaking it and the cup spilled.... needless to say, I made that mistake ONCE.

[cweb]

I'd replace vinegar with rubbing alcohol.  Was cleaning my bowl one day by soaking it and the cup spilled.... needless to say, I made that mistake ONCE.

Same here. Thanked the gods that it spilled on linoleum and not carpet. *phew*

[aldousburbank]

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[bigchucka]

Same here. Thanked the gods that it spilled on linoleum and not carpet. *phew*

Mine landed mostly on me.  And I was in my underwear.  This was before I knew how to just use rubbing alcohol and kosher or sea salt (the particles are larger than table salt which increases the abrasiveness).  No soaking required.

[cweb]

Mine landed mostly on me.  And I was in my underwear.  This was before I knew how to just use rubbing alcohol and kosher or sea salt (the particles are larger than table salt which increases the abrasiveness).  No soaking required.

I still let it soak a little bit before I use the salt. Never thought about using sea salt though. Good tip!

[bigchucka]

I still let it soak a little bit before I use the salt. Never thought about using sea salt though. Good tip!

Good possibility I learned that from Paul.  Guy's been posting a video on YouTube every day for over four years now.  Username TokinGLX there...


http://youtu.be/0nhpWDJa84Q

[jazmunda]

I just knew Art wore see through panties.

[coaster]

Art Bell is to Noory what democracy manifest is to a bloke getting you on the penis. Or something.
edit-not sure if people are aware, but that guy was evidently eating at restaurants every night without paying. So his charge was quite literally eating a succulent chinese meal which makes it all the more funny.

[onan]

I see Data's head.

[Kelt]

That's being kind....

I'm interested to know the story behind the Sprinklesâ,,¢ on the turd.

[phrodo]

That's being kind....

Ya know what --

Megan Fox will likely be old and fat one of these years...
A succulent Chinese meal will be a turd the next day...
A cat could drink your beer and piss it out...
But Art Bell will NEVER be a moronic old, fat, cat-piss scented turd like that dumbfuck Georch.

[George49]

Art Bell is to walking on hot coals like he's walking on sand on the beach. Where as Noory's walk goes something like this "Ouch, Ooh...Yikes..OW...Hot!"

[aldousburbank]

[steelbot]

Hey, THEY ARE EXPLAINING his plumpness in the new Terminator movie I hear....no shit they really had a statement that Arnie's actual age/condition will be explained in his appearance as an "old" terminator.

[b_dubb]

Hey, THEY ARE EXPLAINING his plumpness in the new Terminator movie I hear....no shit they really had a statement that Arnie's actual age/condition will be explained in his appearance as an "old" terminator.

If I were the writer I'd just make him a senior leader in the human resistance who is captured by the machines and used to make the fleshy wrappers for the T-100.  Of course he dies horribly before being reborn as one of many T-100s

[steelbot]

If I were the writer I'd just make him a senior leader in the human resistance who is captured by the machines and used to make the fleshy wrappers for the T-100.  Of course he dies horribly before being reborn as one of many T-100s

Funny you say that, There was a game that came out, or dvd 'deleted' scenes, think it was part of the rise of the machines tie in - but on the "out-take" videos for cyberdyne research systems or some bs name like that, they show him as Sgt. Candy.  Either way very similar to your idea there.


http://youtu.be/kayFrIR-Qfw

[b_dubb]

Funny you say that, There was a game that came out, or dvd 'deleted' scenes, think it was part of the rise of the machines tie in - but on the "out-take" videos for cyberdyne research systems or some bs name like that, they show him as Sgt. Candy.  Either way very similar to your idea there.


http://youtu.be/kayFrIR-Qfw

Wow. That was dumb.  No wonder it didn't make it into the movie.  Terminator is the OTHER Star Wars. As in ... movie franchise that started out strong but turned to shit because of creator's ego.  I could care less about the Terminator movies.