The Duck Adventure

Mind Flayer Monk · June 12, 2014, 12:59:14 PM

Quote from: bateman on June 11, 2014, 06:26:25 PM
This is literally the worst thread on the board.

Its just here to drive up the google ranking (so it appears further towards the top of the search results) for the little ducks.

Chaim · June 12, 2014, 10:05:28 PM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 12, 2014, 12:59:14 PM
Its just here to drive up the google ranking (so it appears further towards the top of the search results) for the little ducks.

Bateman is just jealous because his lame-ass show can't compete with the Duck Adventure.

eddie dean · June 12, 2014, 11:18:25 PM

Quote from: Chaim on June 11, 2014, 11:11:12 PM

.... Most of the ridiculous headlines I wrote just have the purpose to get people to watch the videos, to help get his view-count up, but also many of the comments I made have some truth to them anyway. Bit exaggerated maybe though.

Good to know.
Thanks for the clarification. I thought you were being 100% serious . Your toung-in-cheek and sarcasm is difficult to detect.

Chaim · June 13, 2014, 08:56:09 PM

Mat needs your help and ideas!
Please comment and tell us how to best deal with the unfortunate disfigured ducks from the last hatching.
This is a serious inquiry.
Let them live? Doubtful. So how to best end their lives quickly?

b_dubb · June 13, 2014, 11:15:42 PM

Buy a blender and make duck burgers

Chaim · June 14, 2014, 08:27:49 AM

Quote from: b_dubb on June 13, 2014, 11:15:42 PM
Buy a blender and make duck burgers

that is not very humane. I guess the quickest death is the axe, chop off the head. right?

McPhallus · June 14, 2014, 09:26:56 AM

Quote from: Chaim on June 14, 2014, 08:27:49 AM
that is not very humane. I guess the quickest death is the axe, chop off the head. right?

Or make them read this thread.

Chaim · June 14, 2014, 09:41:45 AM

Ducks can't read ,bro. Somebody would have to read it to them.

Chaim · June 14, 2014, 01:16:13 PM

Quote from: Chaim on June 14, 2014, 09:41:45 AM
Ducks can't read ,bro. Somebody would have to read it to them.

I think this would be the ideal candidate.

Chaim · June 15, 2014, 05:03:44 PM

Is this show really better than George Noory and Dark Weekend?

http://youtu.be/c7vaUwXUyDE
the ducks say YES!

bateman · June 15, 2014, 05:05:51 PM

We'll see about that, I'm interviewing a mallard tonight.

Catsmile · June 15, 2014, 08:05:22 PM

Quote from: bateman on June 15, 2014, 05:05:51 PM
We'll see about that, I'm interviewing a mallard tonight.

I hope hes not some quack like they have on C2C.

Chaim · June 15, 2014, 10:29:07 PM

Under Siege 3: Duck Territory

http://youtu.be/xwcMAfGmeuQ

"I didn't kill them! I'm just the cook!"
PG rating pending

b_dubb · June 15, 2014, 11:03:37 PM

the dick adventure continues. despite everyone's hope to the contrary

Mind Flayer Monk · June 16, 2014, 03:22:35 AM

Quote from: bateman on June 15, 2014, 05:05:51 PM
We'll see about that, I'm interviewing a mallard tonight.

A "Drake Weekend" show eh?

Chaim · June 18, 2014, 10:39:43 PM

Quote from: b_dubb on June 15, 2014, 11:03:37 PM
the dick adventure continues. despite everyone's hope to the contrary

don't you love Steven Seagal too? Like every hetero sexual man?

Chaim · June 20, 2014, 12:18:18 PM

Friday the 13th: Post Mortem

http://youtu.be/i0fNMLx-iVI

Mat Myers is back! And he needs to know how you look INSIDE!
Don't watch this if you plan to eat in the next hour or so.

Mind Flayer Monk · June 21, 2014, 10:55:45 PM

Quote from: Chaim on June 20, 2014, 12:18:18 PM
Friday the 13th: Post Mortem
Don't watch this if you plan to eat in the next hour or so.

The last 15 minutes were him breaking the eggs of dead ducks. Poor ducks.

eddie dean · June 21, 2014, 11:10:30 PM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 21, 2014, 10:55:45 PM
The last 15 minutes were him breaking the eggs of dead ducks. Poor ducks.

Yeah, that was hard to watch. I'm not going to be hungry for scrambled eggs, for the rest of my life. $:-\$

Chaim · June 24, 2014, 03:19:57 AM

http://youtu.be/4h2Aesq1q3c
Mat's really a bit frustrated . Give him a thumbs up!

Chaim · June 24, 2014, 11:09:07 PM

http://youtu.be/A1WGfFnUcAU
cute baby duckies go outside the barn 1st time

Mind Flayer Monk · June 24, 2014, 11:30:40 PM

Quote from: Chaim on June 24, 2014, 11:09:07 PM

cute baby duckies go outside the barn 1st time

Finally some good news.

kf5iwe · June 25, 2014, 07:08:08 PM

Did I really just sit here and read all 5 pages of this SHIT? Oh please let there be an Art Bell announcement tonight

Chaim · June 29, 2014, 10:51:15 PM

Quote from: kf5iwe on June 25, 2014, 07:08:08 PM
Did I really just sit here and read all 5 pages of this SHIT? Oh please let there be an Art Bell announcement tonight

SURPRISE DAY. Mrs. Gimp going to the headsman?

http://youtu.be/pB5eEoftmKI

Chaim · June 30, 2014, 11:18:58 PM

Mat creates a mousetrap from a plastic bottle.

http://youtu.be/QDgAuVK1Br0

Mind Flayer Monk · July 03, 2014, 06:34:45 PM

Quote from: Chaim on June 30, 2014, 11:18:58 PM
Mat creates a mousetrap from a plastic bottle.

Well maybe this Korean mousetrap will remove the curse from China.

Nothing happens until 7:00 into the video, the first 7 minutes is a Korean guy making the trap.

Chaim · July 05, 2014, 02:55:32 AM

http://youtu.be/ERsaYh8Rok4

Chaim · July 10, 2014, 08:18:01 AM

Exciting news for Mat!
(hint: Art Bell's announcement!)

http://youtu.be/l7xGGu84WkY

Chaim · July 11, 2014, 11:16:18 PM

The coming out anniversary!

http://youtu.be/6mM9JxnFqKg
On his anniversary show Mat reveals that he likes to wear a buttplug while filming youtube videos,
and that god will send another flood to wipe out the filthy degenerated scum on earth,
and that Mat will then repopulate the planet with ducks.

eddie dean · July 12, 2014, 10:35:35 PM

Quote from: Chaim on July 11, 2014, 11:16:18 PM
The coming out anniversary!

http://youtu.be/6mM9JxnFqKg
On his anniversary show Mat reveals that he likes to wear a buttplug while filming youtube videos,
and that god will send another flood to wipe out the filthy degenerated scum on earth,
and that Mat will then repopulate the planet with ducks.

Now you're just being silly.
He said no such thing.

He "smoked" the troublesome fox though!