Art Bell Song?

[albrecht]

I was re listening to the epic, epic interview with the Reptilianophile Pamela Stonebrook which is hilarious and one of the best shows ever. He played a bit of a song, sort of a bluegrass/country song. I can't seem to find it on youtube but I did find the lyrics. Anyone have a link to the song or video? It is hilarious and much better than the UFO Phil song used so frequently now. Lyrics are below:
Ballad of the Greys

Please Lord, if I'm abducted, don't let it be the Greys,
the short little guys with the big black eyes from a galaxy far away;
I've heard the horror stories, being taken in the dead of night,
laid out on a table like a Christmas turkey,
I'm afraid I'd die from fright.

They can paralyse you with their eyes and levitate you out of bed,
pull you right up through the ceiling and start messing with your head;
If they would just stop at that I wouldn't mind too much,
but I've heard they'll probe you up and down and you won't like
where they touch.

The witnesses say they are a humourous bunch and by that I'm quite
surprised, do they watch all the reruns of I Love Lucy and
The Best of Saturday Night Live?

I don't wanna be a live experiment by the children of a place unknown,
they'll splice my genes and make grotesque things;
leave my tadpole guys alone.

Please Lord if I'm abducted, don't let it be the Greys,
the short little guys with the big black eyes from a galaxy far away;
I've heard the horror stories, being taken in the dead of night,
laid out on a table like a Christmas turkey,
I'm afraid I'd die from fright.

When Eisenhower signed a treaty, he never thought they'd stay,
maybe hang around long enough to mutilate some cattle and they'd
be on their way;
We dug them underground bases and they feel right at home,
like that Dreamland in Nevada where the antelopes and aliens roam.

And Art Bell knows what's going on,
they probably give him rights for free;
for all we know he's one of them,
that's why he's on radio... and not on... TV.
... think about it.

Please Lord if I'm abducted, don't let it be the Greys,
the short little guys with the big black eyes from a galaxy far away;
I've heard the horror stories, being taken in the dead of night,
laid out on a table like a Christmas turkey,
I'm afraid I'd die from fright.

Laid out on a table like a Christmas turkey, don't let me die tonight!

[Treading Water]

Gray-.flv

Is this the one?

[albrecht]

Yes it is! Thanks for finding that for me. A classic song. Much better, in my opinion, than that UFO Phil song used today.