The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

https://youtu.be/9VX3QIZ_mRo

The man is a connoisseur of fine shirts.  You got a problem with that sister?

[chefist]

Folks, I think having a live GabCast from GabGest 2016 would be amazing! I'm already in talks with Vegas venues to host...we plug them, we get a stage!

Someone could host the stream, and all from the stage could call in!

Stay tuned...

[littlechris]

We are all home here, basement ready.

Wow, is it that bad?

Stay safe brah.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Wow, is it that bad?

Stay safe brah.

Thanks man, think it may just blow over.  It often does around here.  This time of year, i keep the basement ready at all times. 

[3OctaveFart]

To fellow BellGabbers threatened tonight by the severe weather threats, STAY SAFE! Here, we are only under "elevated" threat level (Coryell county), but it's enough to make your butt pucker a bit... Forecasted softball size hail... Auntie Em time?
Hazardous Weather Outlook
HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORT WORTH TX
341 PM CDT TUE APR 26 2016

TXZ091>095-100>107-115>123-129>135-141>148-156>162-174-175-271200-
MONTAGUE-COOKE-GRAYSON-FANNIN-LAMAR-YOUNG-JACK-WISE-DENTON-COLLIN-
HUNT-DELTA-HOPKINS-STEPHENS-PALO PINTO-PARKER-TARRANT-DALLAS-
ROCKWALL-KAUFMAN-VAN ZANDT-RAINS-EASTLAND-ERATH-HOOD-SOMERVELL-
JOHNSON-ELLIS-HENDERSON-COMANCHE-MILLS-HAMILTON-BOSQUE-HILL-NAVARRO-
FREESTONE-ANDERSON-LAMPASAS-CORYELL-BELL-MCLENNAN-FALLS-LIMESTONE-
LEON-MILAM-ROBERTSON-
341 PM CDT TUE APR 26 2016

THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR NORTH AND CENTRAL TEXAS.

.DAY ONE...THIS EVENING AND TONIGHT.

SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO DEVELOP THROUGH EARLY EVENING
MAINLY WEST OF INTERSTATE 35 AND WILL CONSOLIDATE INTO A LINE
MOVING ACROSS THE REMAINDER OF NORTH AND CENTRAL TEXAS THROUGH
TONIGHT.

VERY LARGE HAIL...BASEBALL SIZE OR LARGER...ALONG WITH DAMAGING
WINDS AND A FEW TORNADOES WILL BE POSSIBLE THROUGH THE LATE
EVENING HOURS. WHEN THE STORMS FORM INTO A LINE...THE TORNADO
THREAT WILL DIMINISH AND THE DAMAGING WIND THREAT WILL INCREASE.

.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY.

NORTH AND CENTRAL TEXAS WILL REMAIN IN AN ACTIVE PATTERN INTO
EARLY NEXT WEEK. STORM CHANCES RETURN TO NORTH TEXAS LATE THURSDAY
NIGHT AND CONTINUE THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT. SEVERE WEATHER IS
EXPECTED DURING THIS TIME...ESPECIALLY THURSDAY NIGHT AND DURING
THE DAY FRIDAY.

ADDITIONAL THUNDERSTORM CHANCES ARE EXPECTED ACROSS NORTH TEXAS ON
MONDAY.

.SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT...

SPOTTER ACTIVATION WILL LIKELY BE REQUIRED ACROSS NEARLY ALL OF
NORTH AND CENTRAL TEXAS THROUGH TONIGHT.

I saw a story recently the weather service is going to stop using all-caps in bulletins in the near future.

There was the thinking it alarmed people even more.

[Hautex]

No shit...and the green skies...

Lived in the Pecos Texas area for years and grapefruit sized hail hit a mile away... how in fuck do you hide from that....

[Hautex]

I saw a story recently the weather service is going to stop using all-caps in bulletins in the near future.

There was the thinking it alarmed people even more.

If anything, they need to make it bigger to get some "mowrons" attention. The philosophy when a rare  snow hits is: I'm gonna drive faster so I can get home before I have an accident....

[chefist]

Lived in the Pecos Texas area for years and grapefruit sized hail hit a mile away... how in fuck do you hide from that....

Exactly... Only strong updrafts cause hail that large...if you were from the coastal regions you thought green skies were a myth...then "Twister" changed their minds...

[akwilly]

Lived in the Pecos Texas area for years and grapefruit sized hail hit a mile away... how in fuck do you hide from that....

I used to live in north Texas. I miss the thunderstorms but fuck that big ass hail

[GravitySucks]

Lived in the Pecos Texas area for years and grapefruit sized hail hit a mile away... how in fuck do you hide from that....

I was driving home from one night about 11 pm doing 70 mph on a two-lane road. The first hailstone was bigger than a baseball and hit the windshield right in front of my face. Having just left an Astros game, My first thought was "where the hell did the baseball come from?"  For the next 5 minutes baseball to softball sized hail fell at a rate that can only be described as a deluge. Somehow I got the car stopped, but it was almost off the road facing the other direction. Another 100 yards and I would have gone off an embankment into a swollen creek. When it stopped I had to stick my head out the side window to drive the rest of the way home. Couldn't see a thing out of the windshield.

The car was totaled by the insurance company.

One of the scarier weather events I have gone through.

[Hautex]

Exactly... Only strong updrafts cause hail that large...if you were from the coastal regions you thought green skies were a myth...then "Twister" changed their minds...

Seeing the "green sky" is a visceral experience. Volunteered as a storm spotter out there, which usually involved legalized drinking and driving, calmed any visceral emotions pretty quick...

[MV/Liberace!]

That twenty was gone in five minutes and I was like, "Okay, this sucks. worst gumball machine ever". Never gambled again.

that's exactly how i felt both times i peeled out a twenty gambling in vegas. 

now that i've been to vegas twice, i see zero reason to return unless there's specific business to conduct.  oh, and the second trip wasn't of my choosing.

for an actual vacation, there are a million superior ways to spend your money and time off.

[akwilly]

Seeing the "green sky" is a visceral experience. Volunteered as a storm spotter out there, which usually involved legalized drinking and driving, calmed any visceral emotions pretty quick...

lol

[Rally Squirrel]

https://youtu.be/9VX3QIZ_mRo

And Kathy wonders why Patty will not drive her to Senda's house.

He is such a gentleman to her.

That along with parts of the "Patty raped me" video need to be put together with Kathy's call where she was sad because Patty ignores her. Maybe then they will understand why she does and why she should avoid them.

Just several minutes of attacks and insults slung at Patty then end it with the sad Kathy asking why.

[ItsOver]

I saw a story recently the weather service is going to stop using all-caps in bulletins in the near future.

There was the thinking it alarmed people even more.

At least we know where Fort Rock is hiding out.

[albrecht]

I was driving home from one night about 11 pm doing 70 mph on a two-lane road. The first hailstone was bigger than a baseball and hit the windshield right in front of my face. Having just left an Astros game, My first thought was "where the hell did the baseball come from?"  For the next 5 minutes baseball to softball sized hail fell at a rate that can only be described as a deluge. Somehow I got the car stopped, but it was almost off the road facing the other direction. Another 100 yards and I would have gone off an embankment into a swollen creek. When it stopped I had to stick my head out the side window to drive the rest of the way home. Couldn't see a thing out of the windshield.

The car was totaled by the insurance company.

One of the scarier weather events I have gone through.

Wow, it is amazing the amount of energy in weather. And people complain that us pesky fleas on earth are actually the one's responsible for 'changing' it?
ps: when that first "baseball" hit your car- you must have been really confused because Stros were playing in the Astrodome and it was the Stros back then hitting. Haha. Go Stros!

[coaster]

The weather channel annoys me to no end. Fear porn to get ratings. Once storm chasing became mainstream they realized that by scaring viewers and sending reporters out in the field, it would make their ratings sky rocket.
This is why every potential thunderstorm is dire, and millions are going to be affected. It makes people tune in and watch Greg Forbes, the human bobble head, report on it.
"Now we send you off to  Mike Bettis in the field, who's ankle deep in a rain puddle. Are you still alive Mike?"

[venix]

Folks, I think having a live GabCast from GabGest 2016 would be amazing! I'm already in talks with Vegas venues to host...we plug them, we get a stage!

Someone could host the stream, and all from the stage could call in!

Stay tuned...

Someone's got way too much time on their hands.  :

[Falkie2013]

Do cats lay eggs?

No, but some on Bellgab probably do.
More like alligator and crocodile eggs.

[Falkie2013]

No, but they ovulate like nobody's business.  They usually have a littler of 3 to 6 but can have ten or more in some cases.  They can really pop them out there.

My 2 mama cats had 3 litters because I did not know about spaying and neutering back then having had them " dumped " on me.
Squirt Squirt ( being a very tiny long haired Siamese ) had one kitten the first litter.
6 the next with one being stillborn.
The injured mama cat I took in had 4 in her litter.
I kept or found homes for all of them.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey Senda, how old were you when they stopped giving you shock treatments? 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

that's exactly how i felt both times i peeled out a twenty gambling in vegas. 

now that i've been to vegas twice, i see zero reason to return unless there's specific business to conduct.  oh, and the second trip wasn't of my choosing.

for an actual vacation, there are a million superior ways to spend your money and time off.

unless, of course, you hit the $100.00 slots..... twice. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Tornado warnings are starting around here.
Heres a storm I caught right off my front porch years ago. Its the only storm video that survives after I moved. I had several videos from this storm, and it dropped actually a couple twisters. Pretty wild to see rotation right above your head. Usually I'm a couple miles away while I'm recording.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mb_Ly_5_k

yes dear Gabbers. given the chance, the planet will kill you and not look back.

[littlechris]

And Kathy wonders why Patty will not drive her to Senda's house.

He is such a gentleman to her.

That along with parts of the "Patty raped me" video need to be put together with Kathy's call where she was sad because Patty ignores her. Maybe then they will understand why she does and why she should avoid them.

Just several minutes of attacks and insults slung at Patty then end it with the sad Kathy asking why.

George deleted all 9 YouTube videos of him and Kathy attacking Patty.

Little does he know, someone has copies of all those videos and will be sharing them with Patty. 

[chefist]

that's exactly how i felt both times i peeled out a twenty gambling in vegas. 

now that i've been to vegas twice, i see zero reason to return unless there's specific business to conduct.  oh, and the second trip wasn't of my choosing.

for an actual vacation, there are a million superior ways to spend your money and time off.

Is BellGab a business or not? You are the primary celebrity here...anyone who would go would want to meet you...

I know I would want to meet you and any other BellGabber...

[chefist]

George deleted all 9 YouTube videos of him and Kathy attacking Patty.

Little does he know, someone has copies of all those videos and will be sharing them with Patty. 

Shit about to get real up in here!

[ItsOver]

Shit...I lived 2 years in Shawnee Mission...people just don't understand the power and danger of that region... Scared of ghosts n UFO's? Fuck that...go through one of those storms and you know what fear is...

No shit there, chefist.  One of the scariest things I've ever seen was a Cat 5 tornado.  It was like watching a moving mountain of catastrophe.

[chefist]

No shit there, chefist.  One of the scariest things I've ever seen was a Cat 5 tornado.  It was like watching a moving mountain of catastrophe.

No doubt, brother... Even veterans who were under the worst artillery admit the same...

[akwilly]

When is the Vegas trip and what hotel?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

About 15 minutes south of Lawrence.

about 30 minutes east of KCMO here and close to the Missouri River (Sibley area). been through a few twisters, but hey... i've been through several typhoons. as long as i have shelter, supplies and replacement cost home insurance i'm all good. 

it could be worse: