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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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aldousburbank

Fuck off. Falkie and I are having a beer in Martinez. Right Falkie?

Heather Wade

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 17, 2014, 06:05:18 PM
Fuck off. Falkie and I are having a beer in Martinez. Right Falkie?

Heh, have fun.  We're all missing out.   ;)

Bart Ell

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 17, 2014, 06:05:18 PM
Fuck off. Falkie and I are having a beer in Martinez. Right Falkie?

That would hurt... if it didn't come from someone that tucks his tie dye into his jeans.


aldousburbank

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 17, 2014, 06:10:20 PM
Heh, have fun.  We're all missing out.   ;)
Mostly the Bart. Although I'll be riding it after The Falkie and I yuk it up and feed some kitties.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2014, 06:13:38 PM
That would hurt... if it didn't come from someone that tucks his tie dye into his jeans.


Dude, my jeans are tie dye so,

Wannabeer?


Heather Wade

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 17, 2014, 06:14:35 PM
Mostly the Bart. Although I'll be riding it after The Falkie and I yuk it up and feed some kitties.

omg... don't forget to feed the cats.   :D

Bart Ell

Licky licky babba sticky!



Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the martyr!



Like bats falling from the Australian sky, I am here to bore you with more words than sense! I have scoops and musings, both ready for your ingestion.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25687031

First, a few confessions since I am trying to rehab my online image with all you sexy servants...

Remember how I like to have a huge laugh at George and his Pizza Rolls? Welp, truth be known, I have my own 7eleven pizza product adventure way back in 2006! After eating the pizza bread I brought there I spent the next 3 days sick in bed dreading every trip to the bathroom due to my burning pee! Holy crap, my story is just as embarrassing but I have spent years laughing at him. Talk about no self awareness, guilty as charged right here! Sorry George, I am just as pathetic as you. Not only do I share this with the general public but I never think it will be used against me later.



Secondly, you know how I like to go on and on about suing people who I feel gone done me wrong? Welp, not only do I post images and stories without crediting the people who created those works, I also openly admit to file sharing! Yes, indeed, I have told the internet about my activities! Wowza, can be believe the chutzpah on this hombre? Looking in a mirror sure lets you see some ugly thangs! File sharing! The worstest of the crimes, according to The Simpsons.

I have admitted to other crimes online (as well as some racist comments) but we will save those for another time, all this honesty has got me a little hungry and a whole lot horny! Let's all have a look at some massive mammaries now.




Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2014, 06:22:26 PM
Wowza, can be believe the chutzpah on this hombre? Looking in a mirror sure lets you see some ugly thangs! File sharing! The worstest of the crimes, according to The Simpsons.

Chutzpah or moxie?


Bart Ell

Monday is here!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monday

After a week of acting like a normal human person I am back to my babbling, linking ways! I have a poopload of links and stories bottled up, so prepare to be flakified!

http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_(web_browser)

Anyone else miss those old movie theaters? I used to work at... sorry, frequent quite a few of them and I really miss the experience. The ones that really come to mind are the old porn ones. Remember how you had to time your spanking properly because there was no pause or rewind on the screens? I can't count the amount of times I ended up exploding while there was a naked man on the screen due to not timing it perfectly. I remember, one time, watching a man I was sure was Pee Wee Herman go at it only to find out (the hard way) it was just some dude enjoying Nurse Nancy.





I have been having lots of flashbacks lately to a time when my explosive diarrhea almost ended my life. I was having a glass of water at the old Woolworth's restaurant when I had a poop attack. If it was not for my friend Gary and his quick thinking I am sure I would have died of excess poopage right there. Gary ran to the baby section and got me a fresh diaper just in time to catch the second wave. This story should not be confused with my 7eleven escapade which also involved explosive diarrhea and burning pee.




I have been real busy hosing down my studio in order to start making videos once again.  It will feel great to start criticizing people again in a criticism free zone like youtube. I sure hope a new batch of animated gifs aren't created from my new video. I may have to make it private so only I can see it, that may cut off the piraters at the knees. The record companies and movie studios should follow my lead on how to curb piracy and copyright infringement.

http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html

Titties!


WhiteCrow

Glad to see that Falkie is back making YouTube vids.
Kudos on the new glasses (look'in good), cleaner set, better picture/sound and non reverse image....
Although I liked the reverse image. Hope your lip heals soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWFa0PRjv0&feature=youtu.be

Falkie, you have quite a library.

Was that saucer glued to the tea cup?

You own 50 Brad Steiger books? That is quite a library.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on January 20, 2014, 05:51:27 PM
Glad to see that Falkie is back making YouTube vids.
Kudos on the new glasses (look'in good), cleaner set, better picture/sound and non reverse image....
Although I liked the reverse image. Hope your lip heals soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWFa0PRjv0&feature=youtu.be


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Quote from: WhiteCrow on January 20, 2014, 05:51:27 PM
Glad to see that Falkie is back making YouTube vids.
Kudos on the new glasses (look'in good), cleaner set, better picture/sound and non reverse image....
Although I liked the reverse image. Hope your lip heals soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWFa0PRjv0&feature=youtu.be

Sadly, I cannot view Falkie's videos on YouTube.  I was looking forward to seeing that herpe.

eeieeyeoh

Bravo Falkie. Glad to see the various musings here didn't change who any of us are.

However, I do have an objection to the foundation of your whole claim. My opinion is there is no training in the field of the paranormal of anything meaningful. IOW, para is defining the inverse of normal or what can be scientifically explained w/numbers or evidence of fact. I couldn't care less about anyone writing as much about it as they want from now till kingdom come. Probably those books wouldn't even work that good for BTU's in the wood stove.






FallenSeraph

Quote from: b_dubb on January 20, 2014, 06:53:23 PM
what the hell is this from?

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Haha - the movie "Legion," which I happen to think is highly underrated.

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eeieeyeoh

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 20, 2014, 06:31:21 PM
Sadly, I cannot view Falkie's videos on YouTube.  I was looking forward to seeing that herpe.

Don't waste your time w/the herpe. I had a pro work on my face one Haloween to turn me into the ultimate Undertaker for a party I was invited to. Nothing less than an unbelievable experience of facial sensations before I walked out of that shop. Not only was I prepared for the kids coming to my door w/open treat bags, and later that party, but one parent that brought kids to my door noticed I did something I've never heard anyone else doing. I had a pumpkin on my porch that I carved in the usual Halloween way, and got the idea w/my gear that instead of having a candle inside it, I'd have a light bulb do the same thing like it was a candle. Basically I used one bulb from one of those Christmas tree strings, and hid wires going inside house fed by a random noise generator filtered by a 1/3 octave filter that (if I remember correctly) was around 200 HZ. Probably today something similar could be made selling for $9.99 done digitally today. I drove a 3 watt output tube pretty hard for a few hours, but still worked fine later w/no measurable change.





WhiteCrow

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 20, 2014, 06:53:44 PM
"Cleaner set"?

Falkie mentioned in the video that he had been cleaning his apartment (set) and I noticed his cardboard background had less clutter and a new Area 51 sign.

It's apparent that Falkie is making an unified effort to up grade his video production and presentation experience!

WhiteCrow

Quote from: eeieeyeoh on January 20, 2014, 06:41:42 PM
Bravo Falkie. Glad to see the various musings here didn't change who any of us are.

However, I do have an objection to the foundation of your whole claim. My opinion is there is no training in the field of the paranormal of anything meaningful. IOW, para is defining the inverse of normal or what can be scientifically explained w/numbers or evidence of fact. I couldn't care less about anyone writing as much about it as they want from now till kingdom come. Probably those books wouldn't even work that good for BTU's in the wood stove.

Yes as I posted, glad to see that Falkie is back making new and improved videos... Falkie 2.0!

But I take exception to your claim. Our esteemed master Art Bell, used his Guest's voluminous books to become the most respected and knowledgable authority on the diverse paranormal subject matter.
(ie. Dark Matter)



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