The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Yes,  I'm  not sure listening to a pair of sexually ambiguous stooges gargling Senda's nuts for two hours is my idea of appointment listening.

😱

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

PM.. you have been pre-approved and pre qualified..
Someone on my new  cult member application committee apparently has been bribed by you.
I want my cut!

Hello White Crow, we will you be serving that special kook aide, darn spellcheck, Kool-Aid?

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Ha!   Now there is the udder [attachment id=1 msg=1023141]statement of the month!

fify

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

So ..The Big Guy hates all women...

Are you calling Venus Fireball a Lactating Hooker?

Oh my! Certainly not lactating 🍼

[FallenSeraph]

Had big . Like small.. my current Rig spec'd myself.. It's set up to cruise at 85 mph and go most  anywhere ..From high speed interstate highways to 2 track dirt roads to congested downtown city traffic.

Arrive in style to world class resorts to primitive side of mountain camping sites. 

Touring America is all about the back roads. The journey!

That cabin-on-a-truck is FABULOUS!

[Yorkshire pud]

That cabin-on-a-truck is FABULOUS!

You'll be okay cooking in the galley in that then Seraphim? That's the spirit. Roadtrip 2017 here we come.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh my! Certainly not lactating 🍼

Senda wants video proof it doesn't occur, or it happens. And he'll want to know how much he can grift from you too.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hello White Crow, we will you be serving that special kook aide, darn spellcheck, Kool-Aid?

There's always room for pudding

[SredniVashtar]

Oh my! Certainly not lactating 🍼

Senda goes all giggly and bashful when he's talking to you, it's probably one of the most unpleasant things I have ever heard (and I have sat through several episodes of The Bell Files), but I think we ought to push this blossoming romance to fruition. I suggest you go to Starbucks for your first date, as the Big Guy can only get his groove on in the presence of coffee and under-age girls.

[3OctaveFart]

I honestly hope George does find a new girlfriend. I think it would fix a good half of his issues.

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda goes all giggly and bashful when he's talking to you, it's probably one of the most unpleasant things I have ever heard (and I have sat through several episodes of The Bell Files), but I think we ought to push this blossoming romance to fruition. I suggest you go to Starbucks for your first date, as the Big Guy can only get his groove on in the presence of coffee and under-age girls.

Seraphim seemed a tad insulted in the chatroom when I suggested she could cook and maintain the chemical loo in the RV on the roadtrip. Maybe Venus can be a back up? Takes the pressure off Seraphim and companion for Senda at the same time. Win win.

[Yorkshire pud]

I honestly hope George does find a new girlfriend. I think it would fix a good half of his issues.

Have you done any research on this?

[SredniVashtar]

God knows, I don't ask for much out of life, but if Venus doesn't prostitute herself for the greater good of the Falkie thread then my faith in human nature - already tottering at this point - will be completely shattered. Just woman up and get it over with, our entertainment is at stake. It's not as if he can 'do' much anyway, as Little George has been reported missing in action for several decades.

[3OctaveFart]

This set mission would force him to ditch some of the weight, clean up and get his act together. It would require effort, and that could be cleansing.

But I realize playing what-if with Senda is as much of a fool's errand as hoping the president really wouldn't act like such a dipshit.

[SredniVashtar]

It would require effort.

You had to go and bust out the 'E' word, didn't you? You'll queer the whole deal if you start talking like that. We need to entice him gently. It sounds like he's got a couple of cougars ready to go claws out for him already and it just might mean that he's prepared to get up before noon occasionally. He might even start to change his shirt once a week.

[Yorkshire pud]

God knows, I don't ask for much out of life, but if Venus doesn't prostitute herself for the greater good of the Falkie thread then my faith in human nature - already tottering at this point - will be completely shattered. Just woman up and get it over with, our entertainment is at stake. It's not as if he can 'do' much anyway, as Little George has been reported missing in action for several decades.

Absolutely right. The only thing I can see as inducing spontanious and violent vomiting is if Senda lifts his fatpad while airely telling anecdotes to Seraphim and Venus around a twilit campfire when we're rested up for the night. Tales of when 'back in the day' he'd impress the typing pool in IBM with his software problem solving prowess so much, that one by one they'd hitch up their pencil skirts, bend over their desks, give a seductive look over their shoulder, wink and then ..(cont pp94)

[3OctaveFart]

I want him to lay down his A game with that matador-ruffled blue top. I laughed out loud at those videos.

[dipp]

I honestly hope George does find a new girlfriend. I think it would fix a good half of his issues.

the only one that will have him.


notice the attention to detail too.

[WildCard]

He buried himself with the twitching. It was the kind of depraved thing that makes those of us with nieces or teenaged daughters get the night sweats. I can't believe he said it.

Glad I don't have any of those cause I think teenage girls are hot!

Did I just wake up in some alt reality where that's a new, radical thing?

So sorry. I won't do it again. Don't hit me.

+1!

Or Grandchildren.

+infinity. love and light. so say we all.jpg

[SredniVashtar]

This is all win for Venus, I can't see that she has any business refusing. Apart from the outbreaks of facial bruising consequent on sleeping on your face, the occasional mysterious death, and a hovel pullulating with cat fleas and every manner of household filth, the man's a catch. Even if the haters would say that it's the sort of catch you throw right back again, or use for bait. But those bastards will say anything to put a good man down.

[Yorkshire pud]

the only one that will have him.


notice the attention to detail too.

Complete with surprised expression! Excellent.

[3OctaveFart]

A love triangle seems the natural segue for season 12.

[Yorkshire pud]

This is all win for Venus, I can't see that she has any business refusing. Apart from the outbreaks of facial bruising consequent on sleeping on your face, the occasional mysterious death, and a hovel pullulating with cat fleas and every manner of household filth, the man's a catch. Even if the haters would say that it's the sort of catch you throw right back again, or use for bait. But those bastards will say anything to put a good man down.

The road trip RV is going to be bigger than I was budgettng for (Mudders, what's in the gofundme pile thus far?) to accomodate the enthusiastic 'dating' Senda will undoubtedly engage in with Venus. The rest of us can eat popcorn.

[Yorkshire pud]

A love triangle seems the natural segue for season 12.

And Senda takes up all three sides.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Falkie Medical Report:  Well folks, his back went out after the show.  Last week his ankles swelled during the show.  He appears to be the only man who becomes injured after sitting on his ass for two hours.  And you bastards want to set him us with a woman?  Have you checked with Falkie's doctor to see if he's alright for the physical strain of womanizing?  You'll kill the poor man.  Falkie just did a two hour show and the pain CAME!

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie Medical Report:  Well folks, his back went out after the show.  Last week his ankles swelled during the show.  He appears to be the only man who becomes injured after sitting on his ass for two hours.  And you bastards want to set him us with a woman?  Have you checked with Falkie's doctor to see if he's alright for the physical strain of womanizing?  You'll kill the poor man.  Falkie just did a two hour show and the pain CAME!

STFU! Having not one, but two women in their prime doting on him and satisfying his animalistic needs, in an RV being expertly driven by Mudders while Jaz and I video it is just the tonic he needs. Not to mention the coverage the cable companies will give us as they stream the 24/7 live video from strategically placed go-pro cameras (including ones released temporalily from the pawn shop) in the palatial RV. Jaz is negotiating with various TV companies en route to get up to the minute coverage for sewergabbers.

[PB the Deplorable]

You had to go and bust out the 'E' word, didn't you? You'll queer the whole deal if you start talking like that. We need to entice him gently. It sounds like he's got a couple of cougars ready to go claws out for him already and it just might mean that he's prepared to get up before noon occasionally. He might even start to change his shirt once a week.

Yeah, these fucking e-bombs aren't going to get Falkie back here.

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

The road trip RV is going to be bigger than I was budgettng for (Mudders, what's in the gofundme pile thus far?) to accomodate the enthusiastic 'dating' Senda will undoubtedly engage in with Venus. The rest of us can eat popcorn.

I do so love popcorn, it is one of my favorites.🍿🍿🍿

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

This is all win for Venus, I can't see that she has any business refusing. Apart from the outbreaks of facial bruising consequent on sleeping on your face, the occasional mysterious death, and a hovel pullulating with cat fleas and every manner of household filth, the man's a catch. Even if the haters would say that it's the sort of catch you throw right back again, or use for bait. But those bastards will say anything to put a good man down.

Hi Sredni...Well to be honest with you, there are always strings attached to a woman like me.  I am not just a puppet on a string.

[SredniVashtar]

I do so love popcorn, it is one of my favorites.🍿🍿🍿

Senda likes to be fed popcorn while reclining on a chaise longue, dressed in a toga.