The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

I noticed that Mayo has not been on the shopping list for poor 'ol Falkie.  Sad.   

And yet he's bought a ton of kielbasa. I wonder what that's all about?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

And yet he's bought a ton of kielbasa. I wonder what that's all about?

The good news is Hillshire Farms will not have to shut down their kielbasa plant in Cincinnati after all.  The Jenny-O people are in trouble though.  Falk only buys the expensive shit, you know?

[Happier Times are Coming]

We have been told by FALKIE, himself, his "thingy" only twitches these days (UNLIKE 5-10 years ago, when it "worked"), and he is unable to take the "blue pill" because of his numerous health "conditions" (whatever that means) and his vast pharmaceutical necessecities.
Question is what will Sweet Kathy do if it turns out Jason actually has some "lead" in his pencil ?
Oh, FALKIE, STOP her BEFORE she flies out to see Jason Callan OR YOU ARE FINISHED!!!!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

https://youtu.be/pkXIYgsvO0c

SYMPATHY FOR THE SENDA

Please allow me to importune thyself
I'm a slob of grift and waste
I've been a clown for nearly all my years
Stole many a priest's collection plate

I was 'round when IBM
Had their moments of data pain
Made damn sure my mother
got the blame for spurning Gates

Pleased to cheat you!
Can't work - knee is lame!
Ah, 'cause hustling you
Is the nature of my game

I hung around to swindle her
When I saw a chance to grab her loose change
I'm a louse and a wife beater
Yesterday I screamed in pain

I rode a bus
Wore a Goodwill truss
When donations don't arrive
Well I make a big fuss

Pleased to fleece you!
Watch my YouTube fame
Ah, 'cause I'm hustling you
And that's always been my aim, oh yeah

I watched with glee
Fingered my peepee
While some girls fourteen
Purchased Starbucks tea

I bellowed out,
"Who killed my Orangey"
From my descending buns
He could not flee

Won't you please help me to dust my shelf
I'm a man of girth and waist
And I buy crap I don't budget for
You get billed because the welfare pays

Pleased to leech you!
Guy From Pittsburg is my name, oh yeah
Because guzzling food
Is what my life became, oh yeah, get down, baby

(meat-beating solo)

Pleased to beat you!
If Kathy is your name, oh yeah
But what caused that bruise
Is just the nature of my shame

Just can't ever stop being a criminal
So fill my dinner plates
My favorite meal
Is something tubular

And I can't wash my reeking taint
So if you tweet me
Give me currency
Give me sympathy, tolerate

For all my right-wing politics
I still need chumps to donate, um yeah
Pleased to cheat you!
Senda is my name um yeah

You know that hustling you
Is the nature of my game um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

LOL!

DPS,

The Glimmer Twins themselves could have done no better. 

[damon]

LOL!

DPS,

The Glimmer Twins themselves could have done no better.

Falkie, I have a question for you. When are you going to marry Open Line Gerry and Casio?

[paladin1991]

I ordered an item from Walmart.com and was on my way to the "pickup" desk at the back of the store to pick up my package.  I walked past the toy department,  aisle after aisle of things that would appeal to a 400 lb retard we all know.  I believe it's only a matter of time until store security sees this 400 lb, snaggle-toothed loon, dressed in size 64 red shorts, wandering around the toy department with his iPad making videos of not only the toys but the children running up and down the aisles.  How long do you suppose it will be before some big sheriff's deputy tackles slobbo, throws him to the ground and escorts him out of the building or, quite possibly, into the back of a police car?

Oooooooh.    Do you think that MV's evil 'puter virus could be transmitted to the Walmart CCTV system so that we could watch that forever on this thread?  That would be Must See MV TV!

[MV/Liberace!]

Haha!  Falkie is actually blaming MV and his Micrapple Virus for making him screw up his NFL football picks. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfuNJPPVr3E

[Rally Squirrel]

Senda, you were never good at the crane game because it is a game of luck.

The claw is programed to only be strong enough a certain percentage of the time. 1 out of 10 is common. So no matter how good you are at getting the claw over a plush toy it will only pick it up if the time is right.
They are rigged and you tossed 2 bucks in one then complain that you ran out of money for cough drops you needed.

Senda, you are a fool and I am going to kidnap Little Girl.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1gMp_HRb54

[FallenSeraph]

Well HAY THERE, Kids!! I've been gone for a while. Thought I'd log back in to see what's going on and, SERIOUSLY, with this same old Falkie sh*t?? Sheeeeeeeezus, leave him alone! I LOVE these videos and I think he's finally hit his stride! If he'd take my $250/hr public relations advice, I'd tell him to:

-- MOOOOOVE all the current events/political commentary and BellGab rants to another channel so this channel can have a clear haul/unboxing/food review direction.

-- Stick with his "hauls" (LOVE THEM) and include the word "haul" in those titles so the haul junkies can find them in YouTube searches.

-- Check out my Urbex explorer friend Dan Bell's channel ("This is Dan Bell"), who has accomplished both successfully: two channels - one for his professional stuff and another channel ("Film It") for unedited stuff he shoots with his iPhone.

-- Also, Dan Bell has a classy "Donate to Support This Channel" button on his home page, which saves him from flat-out asking for donations. (And yes, I donate because that guy rocks.) I don't know if it's a YouTube administrative option or what, but I think Falkie should definitely look into adding something like that if he can. And if he wants to unbox stuff from fans, he should put that P.O. Box address on his profile page. I'd send him stuff.

OK. I'm done. Love to all my friends over here and STOP with the Falkie hate! I'll admit, his channel didn't do much for me when he was just talking about current events (ugh, my ears are too full of that sh*t these days from all sides), but now that he's posting hauls and unboxing stuff and reviewing food, I'M A FAN! (Like every juvenile-minded chick watching YT videos. That's his audience!)

I have to get back to "Westworld" and wine now. MUAH to my long-lost friends here. 

[damon]

Well HAY THERE, Kids!! I've been gone for a while. Thought I'd log back in to see what's going on and, SERIOUSLY, with this same old Falkie sh*t?? Sheeeeeeeezus, leave him alone! I LOVE these videos and I think he's finally hit his stride! If he'd take my $250/hr public relations advice, I'd tell him to:

-- MOOOOOVE all the current events/political commentary and BellGab rants to another channel so this channel can have a clear haul/unboxing/food review direction.

-- Stick with his "hauls" (LOVE THEM) and include the word "haul" in those titles so the haul junkies can find them in YouTube searches.

-- Check out my Urbex explorer friend Dan Bell's channel ("This is Dan Bell"), who has accomplished both successfully: two channels - one for his professional stuff and another channel ("Film It") for unedited stuff he shoots with his iPhone.

-- Also, Dan Bell has a classy "Donate to Support This Channel" button on his home page, which saves him from flat-out asking for donations. (And yes, I donate because that guy rocks.) I don't know if it's a YouTube administrative option or what, but I think Falkie should definitely look into adding something like that if he can. And if he wants to unbox stuff from fans, he should put that P.O. Box address on his profile page. I'd send him stuff.

OK. I'm done. Love to all my friends over here and STOP with the Falkie hate! I'll admit, his channel didn't do much for me when he was just talking about current events (ugh, my ears are too full of that sh*t these days from all sides), but now that he's posting hauls and unboxing stuff and reviewing food, I'M A FAN! (Like every juvenile-minded chick watching YT videos. That's his audience!)

I have to get back to "Westworld" and wine now. MUAH to my long-lost friends here. 

Hello

[WOTR]

But at the very end he tells us that he spoke to Tommy because he was convinced that Jason Callan was up for his Coast to Coast minute.

Who ever did that, I just want to show my appreciation with a non sexual deep french kiss, I love you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_Yq7LQFCI

I can only imagine the conversations the two of them have and how Tommee must look forward to them. 

[damon]

When is falkie's coast to coast am video going to be aired?

[Open Lines Gerry]

George's latest Coast video was due to be posted this evening, but it is nowhere to be found yet on the Coast video site at this time.  I have inboxed my concerns to The Master, and have requested an update.

Most concerning!

FRIENDSHIP.

[damon]

George's latest Coast video was due to be posted this evening, but it is nowhere to be found yet on the Coast video site at this time.  I have inboxed my concerns to The Master, and have requested an update.

Most concerning!

FRIENDSHIP.

OK Gerry, Thanks for the update.

FRIENDSHIP

[Richard Groyper]

George's latest Coast video was due to be posted this evening, but it is nowhere to be found yet on the Coast video site at this time.  I have inboxed my concerns to The Master, and have requested an update.

Most concerning!

FRIENDSHIP.

Thanks, good buddy.

FRIENDSHIP

[Rally Squirrel]

When is falkie's coast to coast am video going to be aired?

There was a video of Jason Callan talking about Halloween movies on Coast To Coast the last time I looked.

[damon]

There was a video of Jason Callan talking about Halloween movies on Coast To Coast the last time I looked.

Cool, I like Jason a lot. I watch his channel a lot more then Falkies.

[Open Lines Gerry]

From the Master:

Video and audio will run at 1:40 am.

[Ol' Gerry note:  that's pacific (west coast) time]

[damon]

From the Master:

Video and audio will run at 1:40 am.

[Ol' Gerry note:  that's pacific (west coast) time]

Thanks for the info Gerry.

FRIENDSHIP

[akwilly]

From the Master:

Video and audio will run at 1:40 am.

[Ol' Gerry note:  that's pacific (west coast) time]

wow thats the prime slot. He gets to come on late so the last memory the C2C show will be of Falkie.

[PB the Deplorable]

Senda, you were never good at the crane game because it is a game of luck.

The claw is programed to only be strong enough a certain percentage of the time. 1 out of 10 is common. So no matter how good you are at getting the claw over a plush toy it will only pick it up if the time is right.
They are rigged and you tossed 2 bucks in one then complain that you ran out of money for cough drops you needed.

Senda, you are a fool and I am going to kidnap Little Girl.

These recent videos of shopping excursions and so on demonstrate his life is more dreary than could have been imagined.  He should be begging for some sort of job or something just to keep him occupied.

[3OctaveFart]

George is a marionette easily misdirected. His videos of 2013-15 were somewhat original. Once deceived that another fat guy threatened his niche from upstate New York, he aped the worst act of all, the shopping one.

[damon]

wow thats the prime slot. He gets to come on late so the last memory the C2C show will be of Falkie.

Here is a question for everyone. Who's better, Falkie or Ufo Phil??

[Norm]

No...no...no...no more senda videos....

[Yorkshire pud]

Mr Noooooooreee just announced the guy from pittsburg will discuss read the script, e mailed to him, why time is speeding up during the last segment of C2C, I can't wait....

FIFY

Incidentally; why is time in the last segment speeding up?

[Norm]

FIFY

Incidentally; why is time in the last segment speeding up?

Why is anything,  why does Premier send him a check?  Where's my check?  Mr Snoooreee better mention BellGab otherwise Teddybear poo gets another 16 penny nail in the back of his fuzzy head.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why is anything,  why does Premier send him a check? 

Because he's 'middle America' and the last word in investigative journalism.

[Open Lines Gerry]

https://youtu.be/K22OeVGAy-I

[Open Lines Gerry]

https://youtu.be/syA-pU7YCpQ