The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 01:44:18 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on October 20, 2015, 10:21:54 AM
Question, are we done with the Drone story arc? I feel like I am a few episodes behind. If we are done you guys need to hire some better writers for next season.

We're done.
He told me over the phone he did NOT post the story about my problem in 1972 and then said he had admitted to me that he did post it here.
I don't believe anything he would have to say to me.
I have enough to deal with without dealing with Drone too.
Not mad at him but he put something on here that I told him not to tell in confidence.
I will never trust him again nor will I talk to him.

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 01:47:40 AM

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 20, 2015, 07:18:32 PM

WTF? Falkie, there are these amazing inventions called "the mail" and the "phone system". You're just looking for excuses to be with her. If that's the case, then quit bitching and moaning about her. Either shit or get off the toilet.

Fuck off.
I don't have Ratty Patty's phone number and was going to walk there from Bart or take the bus, hand the stuff to Kathy and leave.
RP changed it after I told her off on the phone the last time and I did not want it because when it comes to the backstabbing bitch, I can't trust myself to hold my temper.

paladin1991 · October 21, 2015, 01:50:29 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:47:40 AM

Fuck off.
I don't have Ratty Patty's phone number and was going to walk there from Bart or take the bus, hand the stuff to Kathy and leave.
RP changed it after I told her off on the phone the last time and I did not want it because when it comes to the backstabbing bitch, I can't trust myself to hold my temper.

https://youtu.be/ipaqFpb-mFI

akwilly · October 21, 2015, 01:52:27 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:47:40 AM

Fuck off.
I don't have Ratty Patty's phone number and was going to walk there from Bart or take the bus, hand the stuff to Kathy and leave.
RP changed it after I told her off on the phone the last time and I did not want it because when it comes to the backstabbing bitch, I can't trust myself to hold my temper.

Why don't you just try and sell the traitor Kathy's stuff? She owes you and since she has the balls not to drive you to the UFO thing use the money for transport and also have a nice fish dinner on her.

paladin1991 · October 21, 2015, 01:54:11 AM

https://youtu.be/WkPVGB6uQ0k

cosmic hobo · October 21, 2015, 02:02:44 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:12:42 AM
Before Drone tells it ...

Wait! What? Are you and Drone back together. Or is Drone the Hot Dog in the Kathy Patty bun?

cosmic hobo · October 21, 2015, 02:09:08 AM

Falkie are you worried that Kathy and Patty might steal all your stuff that is in storage? I think you should move into the storage locker of the time being just in case.

Defwhale · October 21, 2015, 02:12:34 AM

Falkie, are you willing to reconsider working with Little Chris to put out the fleshy mutant Kathy love doll?

Open Lines Gerry · October 21, 2015, 02:24:42 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:12:42 AM
Before Drone tells it ...

But I think you can put a fork in this relationship and say its done.
Or at least as long as Kathy stays with the evil one who poisons her mind against me.

I think Kathy's MIND was raped by Ratty Patty too, and it's continuing on a daily basis.

QuoteBut Ratty Patty's time will come even if I have to wait until Kathy finds a place.
There is soooo much I can have done to her, all quite legal and all to her detriment it's not funny.
Though it will make me smile while I am doing it.

Patty (the evil one) has a menagerie of people and animals at her place, including KATHY again! Can't wait to hear about your plans for all of them, George!

QuoteI have mixed feelings about Kathy but I should tell her goodbye.
I deserve better and if I have to stay alone the rest of my life ( at least until she picks up her cat and I see her again, at least ) so be it.

You do deserve better, George. You're a compassionate man, and a good friend to those fortunate enough to REALLY know you. Keep your chin up.

QuoteI predict that eventually the evil one will get pissed off at Kathy and throw her out again.
I also think that as long as she stays at Patty's and sits and watches junk like Steve Wilkos and Jerry Springer, she will NEVER find a place to live.
$:-\$

Maury and a bunch of court shows are on at that time, too. I bet Kathy watches them all. Lazy layabout!

Rally Squirrel · October 21, 2015, 03:00:04 AM

I think it is time to rekindle the romance you had with KellDD, you guys were so cute together.

Who · October 21, 2015, 04:47:41 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:22:59 AM
I did tell Kathy that she has to get the stuff out of here that is on the balcony because people are complaining and because its a health hazard and that she may be able to salvage some of it with work but much of it should be tossed in the dumpster as she may never get the odor out of the collectibles.

Kathy's collectibles are sitting OUTSIDE on your balcony. The stench is so over-powering nearby residents are complaining. They're a health hazard.

If the stench is unbearable OUTSIDE, how did you tolerate them when they were INSIDE your apartment? Do they smell bad BECAUSE they were inside your apartment?

Who · October 21, 2015, 04:59:59 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:47:40 AM
Fuck off.

You post the most intimate details of your life in a discussion forum. When people comment on your posts you have three responses.

a) Shut the fuck up
b) It's none of your business
c) Fuck off

Your disability is obvious.

Who · October 21, 2015, 05:21:46 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:12:42 AM
I also think that as long as she stays at Patty's and sits and watches junk like Steve Wilkos and Jerry Springer, she will NEVER find a place to live.

You do realize, don't you, that the average IQ of Steve Wilkos and Jerry Springer viewers is 34?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 01:12:42 AM
Kathy is terrified of Patty now because Patty is being a phone Nazi and Kathy is afraid that Patty will throw her out if she finds out she is calling me or our mutual friend.
Of course, she could drive over here to talk to me and see Boop but that would not occur to her.

Ratty Patty and Kathy are lifelong friends. You and Kathy made a video telling about Ratty Patty's horrible crimes against Kathy. As soon as the video was completed, you threw Kathy out onto the street and she moved in with Ratty Patty. Kathy is terrified of Ratty Patty the Phone Nazi. You believe Kathy should drive to Casa Senda for a Falkie consultation.

Tell us the truth. You, Kathy and Patty are auditioning for an appearance on the Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos shows, right? Even as we speak, the three of you are in bed together drinking wine and laughing at us.

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 06:01:13 AM

Quote from: akwilly on October 21, 2015, 01:52:27 AM
Why don't you just try and sell the traitor Kathy's stuff? She owes you and since she has the balls not to drive you to the UFO thing use the money for transport and also have a nice fish dinner on her.

No one is going to buy stuff permeated with rat urine except maybe some denizens of this forum and the trolls who came here from SFR.
I have enough money to get there. Its the use of the lost time that bothers me and that Kathy was amenable to take me last week and isn't now because of the Ratmistress'es evil influence.
I am sad that Kathy allows herself to be influenced by the treacherous bitch.

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 06:02:17 AM

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 21, 2015, 03:00:04 AM
I think it is time to rekindle the romance you had with KellDD, you guys were so cute together.

I talked to her on the phone this weekend.
She was happy to hear from me.
There is NO romance.
We love each other as dear long time friends do.

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 06:05:42 AM

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 21, 2015, 02:24:42 AM
I think Kathy's MIND was raped by Ratty Patty too, and it's continuing on a daily basis.

Patty (the evil one) has a menagerie of people and animals at her place, including KATHY again! Can't wait to hear about your plans for all of them, George!

You do deserve better, George. You're a compassionate man, and a good friend to those fortunate enough to REALLY know you. Keep your chin up.

Maury and a bunch of court shows are on at that time, too. I bet Kathy watches them all. Lazy layabout!

Maury ( you are not the father ! ), divorce court, Judge Judy, and others of that ilk.
She watches them all.
At least she had sense enough to never have been ensnared by the likes of Oprah, Rosie " lock up all gun owners " O'Donnell, Ellen and in the morning, The Spew.

Falkie2013 · October 21, 2015, 06:10:49 AM

Quote from: Defwhale on October 21, 2015, 02:12:34 AM
Falkie, are you willing to reconsider working with Little Chris to put out the fleshy mutant Kathy love doll?

No, but I would set up a crowd fund to shove a love doll ( with attachments ) up his nose.
And I told Drone that our friendship is over and to stop in-boxing me.
Twice.
He betrayed a confidence and did it in part because both Kathy and I would no longer talk to him so he decided to take revenge.
And there were other reasons as well.
I wish him well but that's as far as I wish to go.

Who · October 21, 2015, 06:26:13 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 06:01:13 AM
No one is going to buy stuff permeated with rat urine except maybe some denizens of this forum and the trolls who came here from SFR.

Thank you for partially answering my question. Kathy's collectibes stink because they are permeated with rat urine.

Here's what we know so far. Kathy's rat urine-permeated collectibles are sitting OUTSIDE on your balcony. They are a public health hazard and the neighbors are complaining about the stench. Since they are now on your balcony, it logically follows they were previously INSIDE your apartment. There are only two possibilities:

a) Kathy's collectibles became permeated with rat urine while INSIDE your apartment.

b) You allowed Kathy to bring the rat urine-permeated collectibles into your apartment.

Which is it?

Who · October 21, 2015, 06:32:38 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 06:02:17 AM
I talked to her on the phone this weekend.
She was happy to hear from me.
There is NO romance.
We love each other as dear long time friends do.

Yeah, that makes sense. It's not at all uncommon for dear long-time friends to throw one another out onto the street and put their rat urine-permeated collectibles on the balcony where they become a public health hazard.

whoozit · October 21, 2015, 06:36:31 AM

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 21, 2015, 06:10:49 AM
No, but I would set up a crowd fund to shove a love doll ( with attachments ) up his nose.
And I told Drone that our friendship is over and to stop in-boxing me.
Twice.
He betrayed a confidence and did it in part because both Kathy and I would no longer talk to him so he decided to take revenge.
And there were other reasons as well.
I wish him well but that's as far as I wish to go.

I'm sure many of us here wish you well too.

http://youtu.be/zU_xOwSE_mQ

Edit: My apologies to RUSH for putting their song in this sewer. However the lyrics make me think Neil Peart is a regular reader of this thread.

SredniVashtar · October 21, 2015, 06:45:29 AM

Quote from: Who on October 21, 2015, 06:32:38 AM
Yeah, that makes sense. It's not at all uncommon for dear long-time friends to throw one another out onto the street and put their rat urine-permeated collectibles on the balcony where they become a public health hazard.

I don't think Falkie 'gets' normal human relationships, just as he doesn't understand thrift or personal hygiene. He's much more attached to objects. All of the shit that clutters his apartment means much more to him than an actual person, however long he might have known them. This is a man who hoped his mother was burning in hell, so let's not expect too much from him in the way of compassion.