Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[jazmunda]

Brothers?

This is George's brother whose character goes by the name Pornstache.

[tertiaryimam]

Art bell will be on later tonight to give us all an update.

[CantFindTVRemote]

I'm a serious as a herd atack.

[Luna]

Art bell will be on later tonight to give us all an update.

I hope soo!! I am so impatient.

[Upgreyed]

Art bell will be on later tonight to give us all an update.

Please be good news! Please be good news! Please be good news!   

[tertiaryimam]

I hope soo!! I am so impatient.

I think in his response he'll tell us just enough to get by for another week. It won't include too many details, but it will be enough to calm some of our fears and worries.

[The General]

I hope soo!! I am so impatient.

Don't get your hopes up.  Before Dark Matter, we waited very long spans of time for updates.

[tertiaryimam]

Please be good news! Please be good news! Please be good news!

Hello Upgreyed. I hope you are having a good day.

I think he probably does have good news, but it wouldn't be wise to share it just now. Rest assured though he will show up tonight and it will be just as glorious as you imagine it to be.

[popple]

I have it on good authority Art will be adding Friday shows to the DM schedule.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I have it on good authority Art will be adding Friday shows to the DM schedule.

Hahahahaha I see what you did there

[dortmunder]

Art bell will be on later tonight to give us all an update.

Is this based on some kind of knowledge, or are you just trying to fuck with everyone?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

He'll tell us to wait until December 2nd.

[DesertFox]

Art bell will be on later tonight to give us all an update.

And HOW would you possibly know this?

[The General]

Is this based on some kind of knowledge, or are you just trying to fuck with everyone?

He, along with a dozen others on this thread, is doing a bad John Hogue impersonation.

[Upgreyed]

Hello Upgreyed. I hope you are having a good day.

I think he probably does have good news, but it wouldn't be wise to share it just now. Rest assured though he will show up tonight and it will be just as glorious as you imagine it to be.

Thanks Tertiary.  A good day just maybe got better 

[tertiaryimam]

I'm going to ask Art a series of questions he might answer if he comes on tonight:

Art, what is your opinion of the Moon landings now? Fact or faked?
Art, what is your favorite Stanley Kubrick film? Mine was Dr. Strangelove but I wish it was in color.
Art, have you heard about some of the recent DNA testing on bigfoot? If so, what is your opinion?
Art, what was your reaction to Lou Reed's death? I was sad because I think he's one of the greatest song writers ever, but part of me was also happy because he had a lot of sorrow in his life and now I think he's in a better place. I do think it was shitty, though, that album he made with Metallica. Its what decadent rockstars do when there's no one there to tell them "no" anymore. Yes men are not good for anyone!
Art, do you plan to ever interview David Paulides? George Knapp is probably #2nd in the pantheon of paranormal interviewers and did a find job, but you're still #1 and if I could hear you interview anyone living, it would be David Paulides.

Thank you Art.

[IcicleTrepan]

Rebel against societies norms... After 50 some years of 'anything goes' ...it's laughable that some still think it's an 'in' way to behave. The tattooed generation in a few more years will be as absurd as old wrinkled up hippies  that still live their life stuck in the 1960s. Pathetic foul mouthed, pierced-up, tattooed losers. Real class never changes, the generational losers only find different ways to 'brand' themselves together as a group. Today's cool is tomorrow's joke.

So explain to me this, using your so called wisdom.

I make a decent salary as a software developer.  My manager makes around double what I make.  He's in his mid fifties.  He swears like a sailor and I work in an office environment.  By your definition this man is a loser.

Care to make any changes to your theory now?

[tertiaryimam]

And HOW would you possibly know this?

Pattern recognition.

[DesertFox]

He, along with a dozen others on this thread, is doing a bad John Hogue impersonation.

He's doing a good one--because the real one is just as unbelievable.

[IcicleTrepan]

Yeah I saw that.  Kinda happened to me once.  I lived in an old, huge, like 150 year old house, and there was what I call a 'little people' door behind the place that led underneath the house.  Got a call from the landlord one evening, told me they found someone had been living under there for the better part of a year.  Right.  Next.  To.  Me.

I didn't sleep right for... so long I can't remember.  They had to remove the little door and board/ seal it up permanently. 

So... it happens... and it's creepy as all hell.   

These kinds of posts show up all the time on reddit, usually with a series of pics.  I agree it is REALLY creepy   The most recent one I saw had a hidden spiral staircase behind a book case and when the guy followed it down he found a small room in the crawlspace that had a blanket, pillow and some of his halloween candy from this year, eaten.  This was only a few weeks ago so he missed the guy by a day or so...

[The General]

He's doing a good one--because the real one is just as unbelievable.

Ahhh, good point.

[tertiaryimam]

Thanks Tertiary.  A good day just maybe got better 

I should qualify that I think he'll be back on tonight. I can't be entirely sure. My calculations put it at 20% chance of Art with a 50% chance of no-art, giving us a 40% chance of some strange quantum superpositioned state where Art is both present and absent simultaneously.

[lonevoice]

This is George's brother whose character goes by the name Pornstache.

These are Jorch's brothers Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Ron Jeremy

[FightTheFuture]

WOW! Gnarly. Think he ever watched you while you were sleeping? Did he look like this guy?:

A teenage Steve Buscemi.

[nika01]

I should qualify that I think he'll be back on tonight. I can't be entirely sure. My calculations put it at 20% chance of Art with a 50% chance of no-art, giving us a 40% chance of some strange quantum superpositioned state where Art is both present and absent simultaneously.

bad dog

[starrmtn001]

Whoa, you just unleashed a flurry of whoopass on me for a chance remark. . Sorry.  I stand corrected, although it did seem odd that casio's Bell-gab rant was there. *shrugs* must have been an oversight. Btw, I've been here for a couple of years myself.

Hey Unscreened Caller, sorry I went off on you like that.  But I don't like forum wars, especially when it's not necessary, and really especially when I belong to both, or all.  I'll do everything I can to nip a war in it's bud (or butt if you prefer).

[tertiaryimam]

bad dog

I have commitment issues when it comes to prophecies. At first's its all absolute statements of fact, then I start waffling. In an hour I'll deny I ever said it.

Unless he shows up. 

[Upgreyed]

I should qualify that I think he'll be back on tonight. I can't be entirely sure. My calculations put it at 20% chance of Art with a 50% chance of no-art, giving us a 40% chance of some strange quantum superpositioned state where Art is both present and absent simultaneously.

A Shrodinger's Cat/Art Bell theorem?   BY THE WAY...you fucking suck...

[nika01]

A Shrodinger's Cat/Art Bell theorem?   BY THE WAY...you fucking suck...

He's got a 50/50 chance of being a genius or a ticket to the vet

[tertiaryimam]

A Shrodinger's Cat/Art Bell theorem?   BY THE WAY...you fucking suck...

Oh yeh? Well what if he shows up in 15 minutes and specifically answers my question about Lou Reed? What then huh?

C'mon Art. Show up!