What would you do if a giant monster came out of the sea?

[casioson]

What would you do if a giant monster came out of the sea?

[Marc.Knight]

What would you do if a giant monster came out of the sea?

I'd tell him that George Noory called his mother a giant douche-bag.

[West of the Rockies]

Do you like peanut butter?

[shell88]

I'd say,  "wow, told ya - there's still a lot of things we don't know about."

[The General]

ffs

[shell88]

ffs

lol
does the monster look something like this casioson?

[jazmunda]

I would try and take a grainy photo or video of it and then submit it to Keith and hope it's good enough to get on artbell.com.

[Cynnie]

I'd see jazmundas grainy photo on artbell.com

[casioson]

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[BobGrau]

What would you do if a giant monster came out of the sea?

I'd go into the sea.

[ChewMouse]

I'd go into the sea.

Ohhhh, good answer! 'Course, I'm in land-locked Kansas, but this knowledge may one day prove useful.

[Cynnie]

Ohhhh, good answer! 'Course, I'm in land-locked Kansas, but this knowledge may one day prove useful.

After the poles melt completely off you might have beach front property 

[onan]

Ohhhh, good answer! 'Course, I'm in land-locked Kansas, but this knowledge may one day prove useful.

We're not in Kansas anymore... Missy.

[aldousburbank]

I would set up a kind burrito and medical marijoint stand to harvest cash from the tourists.

[onan]

I would set up a kind burrito and medical marijoint stand to harvest cash from the tourists.

That may just quell the monster... I mean burritos and a buzz. who wants to break things?

[West of the Rockies]

Ohhhh, good answer! 'Course, I'm in land-locked Kansas, but this knowledge may one day prove useful.

Oh, damn... at the risk of possibly stepping on your little mouse toes, how do you deal with the young Earth anti-evolution crowd?

[aldousburbank]

That may just quell the monster... I mean burritos and a buzz. who wants to break things?

This is the basic protocol the Mrs. uses to keep things chill here.

[RealCool Daddio]

I would set up a kind burrito and medical marijoint stand to harvest cash from the tourists.

And I would run up a large tab at your establishment.

And buy a burrito as well.

[BobGrau]

(Checks prices of monster suits)

[FallenSeraph]

I laughed so damn hard when I saw the title of this thread.

I'm in Tennessee. So I'd probably grab a beer, order a pizza, watch the drama unfold on various news channels, then eventually listen to the government's official statement about how the whole thing was a hoax or a weather balloon. Then I'd kick back and listen to Clyde Lewis and Alex Jones have awesome conspiracy theorist meltdowns over it. Obviously I'd tune into DM that night. I might even check in w/C2C just to hear Jorch say it was an angel or a demon and Hoagland-as-guest talking about how it dropped in from Mars. Hogue would probably pop in and talk about how he prophecized it in 1999 or whatever.

I'd keep this forum up on my laptop and keep an eye on the hilarity here.

Damn, now I'm kind of longing for it to happen.

[casioson]

I would be up on the roof videoing it with my nice HD camera....
I would even take some photos....
That would be one heck of a Youtube video and flickr post!

[Sardondi]

Ooooh! Ooooh! I've got one! What if we had strapped four airplane engines to Eleanor Roosevelt and loaded her ass with bombs?

[onan]

Ooooh! Ooooh! I've got one! What if we had strapped four airplane engines to Eleanor Roosevelt and loaded her ass with bombs?

Well how is that going to leave room for the fuel?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

What would you do if a giant monster came out of the sea?

It already has. The government covered it up.

[HorrorRetro]

I laughed so damn hard when I saw the title of this thread.

I'm in Tennessee. So I'd probably grab a beer, order a pizza, watch the drama unfold on various news channels, then eventually listen to the government's official statement about how the whole thing was a hoax or a weather balloon. Then I'd kick back and listen to Clyde Lewis and Alex Jones have awesome conspiracy theorist meltdowns over it. Obviously I'd tune into DM that night. I might even check in w/C2C just to hear Jorch say it was an angel or a demon and Hoagland-as-guest talking about how it dropped in from Mars. Hogue would probably pop in and talk about how he prophecized it in 1999 or whatever.

I'd keep this forum up on my laptop and keep an eye on the hilarity here.

Damn, now I'm kind of longing for it to happen.

That pretty much sums up my plan too.

[casioson]

Bottom of the barrel thread, about two a day now. What a lonely guy you must be

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[casioson]

It already has. The government covered it up.

Oh wow.... realy?