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Worst Movies Ever Made

Started by Marc.Knight, January 22, 2013, 09:04:41 PM

analog kid

Miss Congeniality. Torture befitting Guantanamo.

zeebo

How about Jaws 3 .. so bad.  I hated this movie so much I actually kind of like it in a weird way.  The dialog and effects will make you cringe guaranteed.  Also Jaws 4 which was maybe worse but in a different way such that I can't even remember it anymore, must have blotted it out.

mombird3

I saw Punch Drunk Love, and that was the worst. Incidentally Midnight Cowboy was a movie that I took out of the library. I saw it when it first came out. At 20 I did not understand it but last year, I got to see it on CD. It still is quite a great movie. Both actors Voight and Hoffman we excellent, and it stands as one of the best.
Another bad movie was "Dead Man Walking". I did not like the subject or the way ther director seemed to make the Death Row inmate a victim.


3OctaveFart

I saw David Schwimmer try to play some hard-ass when I was flipping the channels a few days ago and had to laugh. This guy must actively look for the biggest douche parts to play.

Agent: Your niche in Hollywood is you're going to play a fucking weiner, every time you are hired.
David Schwimmer: Nope, won't do it.
David Caruso: Look, I'm better than that.
David Arquette: I've actually got talent.

Agent: You will all build careers, make millions and get tail way out of your leagues.

The Davids: Sign us up!

wr250

anything being broadcast on any the lifetime networks .they all suck. even noory sometimes puts out a less sucky show. but these movies try to outsuck the one before it.

Eddie Coyle


   The Apatow/Feig(reported) milieu which have roots in the Lorne Michaels crowd, from Will Ferrell on down. Just the pits.

3OctaveFart

Is there a movie where Ferrell doesn't run around in his drawers yelling?
This used to be a sort of life raft of humor for the French.
Now it's a staple of our takeout comedies.

Eddie Coyle


  Will Ferrell, in a better world, would be a 7th billed player on a CW comedy.

chefist

The SNL skits with Louie CK were pathetic...

The General

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on June 09, 2015, 12:26:08 PM
  Will Ferrell, in a better world, would be a 7th billed player on a CW comedy.
Or a former center for the Utah Jazz.

The General

Quote from: analog kid on March 10, 2013, 04:41:18 PM
Miss Congeniality. Torture befitting Guantanamo.
But the sequel was great... "Miss Congenital Defect."

Maximum Overdrive
Twister ("The Extreme!!!", "Debris", "We got cows!")

inuk2600

I recently tried watching Ghostbusters 2. Raising your voice and spazzing out was a thing at that time or was it just a bad movie back then too?

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