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Jorch's Eye Pad.

Started by elbee, September 15, 2012, 01:49:13 AM

Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?

paperboy is our leader
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hi I am jorchnoory
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would it be a mean baby?
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That'll make you want to think...
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I feel sorry for the haters. I fell in a puddle. I was in the navy!
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Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?
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Total Members Voted: 202

Mels-hole1984

derp derp derp.....MAH GOSH!

ziznak

lol... you actually used a brush to simulate crayon grain thats classic.

Mels-hole1984

My paint program has a crayon setting.

Mels-hole1984

Sorry Paper*Boy, I kinda bite off your style a little bit...Its all in good fun.

No prob, those are hilarious

Quote from: RJ on November 18, 2012, 01:58:08 PM
Noory to the women being interviewed advocating growing food in your back yard.  "Can you grow a candy bar, I don't think so"...

Noory's question to the GMO interview.  "Will frozen corn be genetically modified, which is what I will be having on Thanksgiving"...



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Quote from: MV on November 18, 2012, 01:38:34 AM
i KNEW the above cartoon was coming...

ziznak

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on November 20, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
Sorry Paper*Boy, I kinda bite off your style a little bit...Its all in good fun.
nice avy mel! what genius put that one together???

Mels-hole1984

I googled funny George noory images.

OMG!

That Zuul fridge sent me over the edge..........................weeeeeeeeeeeee...........


Quote from: NoMoreNoory on November 20, 2012, 03:56:59 PM
Holy Sea Cow! Where exactly to begin? Just how many trains were wrecked last night? Never mind the mermaids......oh, but make sure you drop in here


Yes, folks. Mermaids R Us. A 'realistic' tail will set you back $1250, but entry level tails made out of spandex are a snip at just $150...



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Mels-hole1984

Hahahaha...That's comedy Paper*Boy ! I like it.


HorrorRetro

I love Tommy's ever-expanding wardrobe.  Elf shoes, jester suit, ladybug costume, etc.  ;D

ziznak

haven't we seen him in the jester suit before?? i think it's the only outfit he's worn twice... I'll bet it still hasn't been washed.

Quote from: ziznak on November 22, 2012, 01:54:19 AM
haven't we seen him in the jester suit before?? i think it's the only outfit he's worn twice... I'll bet it still hasn't been washed.

Nope, maybe you are thinking of the Clown suit. 

Lol - unwashed..

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: HorrorRetro on November 21, 2012, 11:27:43 PM
I love Tommy's ever-expanding wardrobe.  Elf shoes, jester suit, ladybug costume, etc.  ;D


haaahahaha

Quote from: HorrorRetro on November 21, 2012, 11:27:43 PM
I love Tommy's ever-expanding wardrobe.  Elf shoes, jester suit, ladybug costume, etc.  ;D

Already did a Turkey joke, but Tommy does enjoy dressing up..

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BobGrau

Is that a pink sock in the corner?

ItsOver

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 20, 2012, 06:08:24 PM



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;D  I wonder what Noory's conception is of the Food Pyramid.  Sounds like a Nooron question for LMH.  ;)  I love it when Nooron gets LMH riled-up in disgust with his idiocy.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: ItsOver on November 22, 2012, 03:38:46 PM
;D  I wonder what Noory's conception is of the Food Pyramid. 


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LacyWoodrow

It's times like these that I wish I had a Ipad. Am I like the only one in America who doesn't own one?

HeinzTobler

Paper boy your amazing.  I can't believe how stick figures can entertain me on so many levels.  The "King of Nye" sketch had a crazy undertones and the Tommy costumes are the fucking best.  I could see Tommy's determination while running with Twinkies.  You also have George's speech down pact! "This is Jorch Noory..thuh food chortages and apuhcalyptic chenarioz are more real den everr now.  Suhmthin is going on hee-uhr.  Could it be an angel? Could it be a portal? UH MAZING!!! PS: toomerik for tumors. 


Mels-hole1984

The ginger bread is cute....but, its getting old bro...

HeinzTobler

LMAO what is Ian talking about ...honestly the eye pad sketch makes more sense.  The callers are weird as all hell tonight.  I didn't know Ian was a Deacon...He is pushing God hard tonight...he gets so feisty with callers sometimes.  He just told a caller "don't talk to me like that!" out of no where...the caller was just pandering to Ian's interests and got SHIT for it lol. I thought he was in a house with various rooms and each had their own heat.  I also thought someone in his house threatened the hoover and did the dishes and any excuse to take their shirt of.  Exactly. 

Mels-hole1984

If I knew Ian was on I would have listnted.....Im fucking drunk!!!

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: HeinzTobler on November 24, 2012, 02:25:03 AM
he gets so feisty with callers sometimes.  He just told a caller "don't talk to me like that!" out of no where

The caller said nothing to warrant that kind of response. He just asked Ian if he was disturbed by a program about impoverished children. Punnett acted like the guy implied that he was Scrooge. He's way too defensive and sensitive IMO, hypocrite that I am.

HeinzTobler

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on November 24, 2012, 02:42:20 AM
The caller said nothing to warrant that kind of response. He just asked Ian if he was disturbed by a program about impoverished children. Punnett acted like the guy implied that he was Scrooge. He's way too defensive and sensitive IMO, hypocrite that I am.

Maybe Ian's tinnitus made him hear something like "Your eating up all the kiddies' food, fat woman, don't you care?!".

HeinzTobler

Why won't Jorch won't let him plug his children's book "Jackula the vampire dog"?  I also think Jorch told him to specifically say "Ian Punnet in for Jorch Snoorie" each and every break.  What a domination job! They should have just compiled sounds of Art Bell such as cig smoking, breathing and prep time.  It would have been funner.

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