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Jorch's Eye Pad.

Started by elbee, September 15, 2012, 01:49:13 AM

Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?

paperboy is our leader
36 (17.6%)
hi I am jorchnoory
36 (17.6%)
would it be a mean baby?
46 (22.5%)
That'll make you want to think...
26 (12.7%)
I feel sorry for the haters. I fell in a puddle. I was in the navy!
53 (26%)
Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?
7 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 202


BobGrau

I wish BellGab could have a 'Jorch's Cave' layout.




zeebo

Haha ... poor guy just needs some more room for all that suckage.  Maybe he needs to try outer space instead. 



Quote from: Nebraska888 on January 27, 2014, 12:44:17 AM
I love you, Paper Boy!





Heh, had some help with this one



Quote from: expat on January 21, 2014, 08:39:19 AM
George: "So, in terms of UFO incidents, how do you rate this one Paola?"  [He always mispronounces her name 'Paula']

Paola: "In the top ten ... he's a military man ... his credibility is INCREDIBLE!"

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 21, 2014, 08:47:35 AM
No! No! No! ...

I can't even read the reviews of your sucky little show anymore Georgle

Quote from: zeebo on January 21, 2014, 10:49:06 AM
haha, kind of like unbelievably believable.

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on November 29, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
... but here's the best he then says..."so check them out consumer labs THEY PASS THE MUSTARD! " WOW !!! What a fucking moron! Was hetalking about hot dogs?  He's trying, he is just a dumb man...they don't pass muster...they pass the mustard! What else can you say...jorch u shithead do you have even an iota of brains to even attempt not to look and sound like the biggest asshat jerk off ass wipe on the planet.  How could such a dope be on the air and nobody but us here say anything about it? And this was just one exchange,  1/2 a phone call! I could only imagine what else he said. Anyone else hear this...? They pass the MUSTARD.

Need a George vs Wells doodle.


cweb

gahahaha!

we also would've accepted a broken down caravan.


saucerlike

PaperBoy, you rock!  When I saw the new upper right quote I knew right away it was from Jorch's Eye Pad, hahaha!


zeebo

Cometh the mother ship?  (To rescue me.)


You JBWells is so awesome.


ziznak

good stuff pb as always... can't wait for the "coffee table" editions



zeebo

lol pb, yep i think the Einstein card has come up on top of the deck a few times.

Mr Bloom

This comic strip single-handedly justifies the existence of the internet


pate

Did he really say "snarkle" or are my tears of mirth messing up my eyes?


Immy

Bwahahahaha!

Jorchfoot mirroring the famous Patterson footage still, and Tommy as Chewie.



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