Art Bell

[slippingaway]

Ive been called far worse by far better.

I'll "fuck off" when I please though. Trying to learn about Karma- Do you mind?

Karma, Lesson 1:
Karma is a bitch. Like fate, a cruel mistress.  It is not our place to dispatch punishment, or to act as judge and jury.  The exception to this rule is justice, when someone has personally wronged you.
For how so ever you treat people, you shall be treated. 
Karma is akin to Dharma, but dharma is far more complex.  Karma is doing something with the hope that it will be rewarded (or abstaining when it might lead to punishment). Dharma is different.  It's doing the right thing, simply because it's the right thing to do.

I don't expect you to understand such civil conventions.  Go fuck yourself, penguin.

[Drunkenyoyomaster]

Actually GN might not be so bad if he didn't have 23 minutes of commercials per hour to sit through. It must be hard for the guy to stay awake, let alone keep bis train of thought going having to wait through all of those commercials.

Actually, he would still be bad, but maybe not AS bad.

23 minutes? He now does entire shows about that vitamin!

[DarKPenguiN]

Karma, Lesson 1:
Karma is a bitch. Like fate, a cruel mistress.  It is not our place to dispatch punishment, or to act as judge and jury.  The exception to this rule is justice, when someone has personally wronged you.
For how so ever you treat people, you shall be treated. 
Karma is akin to Dharma, but dharma is far more complex.  Karma is doing something with the hope that it will be rewarded (or abstaining when it might lead to punishment). Dharma is different.  It's doing the right thing, simply because it's the right thing to do.

I don't expect you to understand such civil conventions.  Go fuck yourself, penguin.

Hey , hold up...I was  going to say "thank you for a good explanation" until the :fuck yourself penguin comment." That was really uncalled for. You ever try to masturbate without hands using flippers? Yeah, doesnt work well... You dont have to rub it in... Being a Penguin is difficult .

My comment wasnt really towards you though  but thanks for taking the time to write this.

[slippingaway]

Hey , hold up...I was  going to say "thank you for a good explanation" until the :fuck yourself penguin comment." That was really uncalled for. You ever try to masturbate without hands using flippers? Yeah, doesnt work well... You dont have to rub it in... Being a Penguin is difficult .

My comment wasnt really towards you though  but thanks for taking the time to write this.

I'd say you are welcome, but I don't want to dilute the "go fuck yourself" sentiment.

[DarKPenguiN]

I'd say you are welcome, but I don't want to dilute the "go fuck yourself" sentiment.

touché
/tips hat

[HumanBeing]

[phrodo]

Dude, i'm going to have to inform you I am a 15th level mage and my magickal skills are developed far above my trolling.

If you want a war of magick- come at me bra.

Your ass'll be a frog quicker than you can say "woo"

-Still not understanding though.

bad things to meis deserved Karma.

bad things to Art is not deserved and karma will be paid to whoever was involved.-

Anyhow I dont believe in fairies tbh you delusional fuck.Ill talk to you here tomorrow. And the next day. We can keep tabs faggit.

So you're a 15th level dork?? Nice. And I don't get your evident and profound animosity toward me. All I offered is my sincere wish for you to look over your shoulder and watch your back when you venture from your cozy penguin igloo *wherever that may be*. I didn't, haven't and will not break any laws. Surely you can relate to that tough guy? And I don't recall me mentioning what you call karma. You really shouldn't be worried at all. Are you?

[yoego]

Who owes which fucker what again? We'll be needing accepted accounting principles laid out. Short-term standards to better align the accounts with other internet boards. Bellgabers will need to jointly issue new standards for proper accountability. Some projects value and the corresponding volume of numerals may exceed the napkin's capacity. Consider that MV keeps the list with crayon on the fridge, with his lucky magnet... and that g00gle check. This new account, call it a "bellgab fair value" must include all joint ventures with aldous. It is unreasonable to expect him to foot everyone's combustibles bill. Income tax should be factored in, with or without derecognition to your accounting standards. We are talking about a fair value measurement using financial instruments with the characteristics of equity. A joint discussion paper will be released when aldous has returned. Proper revenue recognition of all aldous joint "proposals" should take into consideration the difference in value for his "hooters" vs. your "pinners". Don't say you dont know what I'm talking about! A recent joint report stated that most of the short-term projects ie. aldous "roaches" have been recycled as "pinners" as outlined in the memorandum of comprehension.

[DarKPenguiN]

So you're a 15th level dork?? Nice. And I don't get your evident and profound animosity toward me. All I offered is my sincere wish for you to look over your shoulder and watch your back when you venture from your cozy penguin igloo *wherever that may be*. I didn't, haven't and will not break any laws. Surely you can relate to that tough guy? And I don't recall me mentioning what you call karma. You really shouldn't be worried at all. Are you?

The profound animosity is mainly because you're just a douche. And yeah, i'm pretty sure your the one saying karma was going to get me and making veiled threats towards my family. because it takes a great guy to wish harm on someone for words... thats the problem with you SJW fags.

And no- i'm not worried at all, You?

Like I said, I'll talk to you tomorrow and the next day and the next until I get bored.

George Norry sent Angels to protect me and guard me against any folly. Art bell was going to send you Angels but he quit halfway through the ceremony so it looks like you're unprotected.

So we'll see right?

[phrodo]

Gee ... DoRkPenGuiN seems to be extremely concerned about something called karma for some reason. That's really odd behavior for such a tough guy ... since nobody has broken any laws. If I were it -- I would just be concerned about staying safe.     

I mean ... and purely "hypothetically" speaking here ... if something were "hypothetically" to happen to him or his "family" ... would he "hypothetically" blame it on that thing he calls karma??? Because nobody has broken any laws here.   

[phrodo]

The profound animosity is mainly because you're just a douche. And yeah, i'm pretty sure your the one saying karma was going to get me and making veiled threats towards my family. because it takes a great guy to wish harm on someone for words... thats the problem with you SJW fags.

And no- i'm not worried at all, You?

Like I said, I'll talk to you tomorrow and the next day and the next until I get bored.

George Norry sent Angels to protect me and guard me against any folly. Art bell was going to send you Angels but he quit halfway through the ceremony so it looks like you're unprotected.

So we'll see right?

WhaTeVaR U dO/ doN't be LOOKING oVar your shoulder when you go out. That would REALLY suck to have to LiVe like ThAt. 

[Jackstar]

Hey , hold up...

It is obvious, by this point, that you are an agency shill.

I just wanted you to know that. Carry on. No one really bought your spiel in the first place, comfort yourself with that.

[DarKPenguiN]

Gee ... DoRkPenGuiN seems to be extremely concerned about something called karma for some reason. That's really odd behavior for such a tough guy ... since nobody has broken any laws. If I were it -- I would just be concerned about staying safe.     

I mean ... and purely "hypothetically" speaking here ... if something were "hypothetically" to happen to him or his "family" ... would he "hypothetically" blame it on that thing he calls karma??? Because nobody has broken any laws here.   

OMG dude- Seriosuly. I went to take my dog out and a fucking meteor came  zipping from space and hit my dog, then a sinkhole opened and swallowed my house.


And hey, maybe ill track you down. Stop over and say hello to show you I'm okay. We could have coffee and reminisce about the good ol days when Art was king of the airwaves. Nobodys broken any laws that im aware of.

But yeah. Not real worried. the meteor hit the dog that I dont really like (wife'll be pissed when she wakes up) and the sinkhole is only really bad on the back half of the house and its a rental so its all good.

I must warn you though, I had a vision. You were chocking to death on a large cock. Be careful around large cocks for at least the next week or so to make sure this wasnt a real, live premonition.

[DarKPenguiN]

WhaTeVaR U dO/ doN't be LOOKING oVar your shoulder when you go out. That would REALLY suck to have to LiVe like ThAt. 

I would give that advice to your family.

[Jackstar]

I was  going to say "thank you for a good explanation" until the :fuck yourself penguin comment.

No one believes what you post anymore, you cheap, corporate fascist whore.

[Jackstar]

I would give that advice to your family.

You would, but no one would ever ask, you cheap, corporate fascist whore.

[DarKPenguiN]

It is obvious, by this point, that you are an agency shill.

I just wanted you to know that. Carry on. No one really bought your spiel in the first place, comfort yourself with that.

I'm not an agency shill.I am a freelance troll. Big difference.

Do you really think I am shilling for anyone (honestly) because ive been accused of that several times before on all manner of topics and I swear to god nobody has ever paid me...I would for sure troll for pay in a heartbeat since I enjoy doing it for free and bit of cash would be nice.

I know there are viral marketers and such but that would be boring imho- So where does one get a job trolling for an agency? I have quite a resume.

[Jackstar]

I'm not an agency shill.I am a freelance troll. Big difference.

Not to avatars.

[phrodo]

OMG dude- Seriosuly. I went to take my dog out and a fucking meteor came  zipping from space and hit my dog, then a sinkhole opened and swallowed my house.


And hey, maybe ill track you down. Stop over and say hello to show you I'm okay. We could have coffee and reminisce about the good ol days when Art was king of the airwaves. Nobodys broken any laws that im aware of.

But yeah. Not real worried. the meteor hit the dog that I dont really like (wife'll be pissed when she wakes up) and the sinkhole is only really bad on the back half of the house and its a rental so its all good.

I must warn you though, I had a vision. You were chocking to death on a large cock. Be careful around large cocks for at least the next week or so to make sure this wasnt a real, live premonition.

Funny how visions can be projected upon others when in REAL life they are merely projections of your own meager reality. But I sincerely doubt your miniature phallus is of sufficient length to choke yourself. More than likely you will just choke on your dog's dick  LOL!!!!1111 LoSeR. PoSeR. Nevertheless ... you may wanna be wary when "walking your dog".

[DarKPenguiN]

No one believes what you post anymore, you cheap, corporate fascist whore.

XChrist dude. Someone in the world probably believes what I say. When you say "no one" do you mean all 7+ Billion people on the planet? I hope not... There has to be at least one...

And again- You really think i'm a corporate fascist whore? I hate corporations and fascism (fascism being the corporate state) but dont really have a problem with whores .

But I wouldnt be cheap.

[DarKPenguiN]

Funny how visions can be projected upon others when in REAL life they are merely projections of your own meager reality. But I sincerely doubt your miniature phallus is of sufficient length to choke yourself. More than likely you will just choke on your dog's dick  LOL!!!!1111 LoSeR. PoSeR. Nevertheless ... you may wanna be wary when "walking your dog".

You're cute.

Annoying, but cute.

[Jackstar]

Funny how

You're failing the Turing Test. Right here, right now.

[Jackstar]

Someone in the world probably believes what I say.

Yeah, and I'm a blonde with tits that taste like french vanilla ice cream. Eat me.

[DarKPenguiN]

You're failing the Turing Test. Right here, right now.

Dude, please give me arundown on what thew hell it is youre saying.

Isnt that a test about talking to AI? So you now think im AI?

I assure you I'm real and I assure you i'm under nobodys employ for trollish purposes. I mean, believe what you will but why would anyone pay for Afrt to be trolled when he is no threat to any radio show or corporation? Wouldnt they have done that BEFORE he quit?

i'm trying to follow this line of thinking.

[DarKPenguiN]

Yeah, and I'm a blonde with tits that taste like french vanilla ice cream. Eat me.

I will if your description is accurate.

[WOTR]

I know there are viral marketers and such but that would be boring imho- So where does one get a job trolling for an agency? I have quite a resume.

Contact Dave Noorie and give him your screen name.  He will likely buy you at least a pair of glasses for your efforts.

[DarKPenguiN]

Contact Dave Noorie and give him your screen name.  He will likely buy you at least a pair of glasses for your efforts.

I need some glasses too.

[WOTR]

You're failing the Turing Test. Right here, right now.

I kind of forgot how much I used to enjoy some of your posts...

[yoego]

We should refresh the Art Bell thread until it has more views than GNS. Art > GNS!

well here comes 4 million page views for Art,
just over 6 million for GNS.
You can do it bellgab!
[Art it would be easier to win this if you'd come back till you leave again]

[WOTR]

I need some glasses too.

Ask him to throw in some backstage passes to the next "woowoo con."  You may also ask for a segment on his next television show as you deserve at least as much as Daves favourite poster.