Art Bell

[aldousburbank]

It means:

I like to think, when I'm drunk.

I drink, therefore I am.

[whoozit]

It means:

I like to think, when I'm drunk.

FIFY

[anunnaki]

Oh, I'd say following me around is very troll-like behaviour. If you don't like the label, quit doing the action.  Oh sorry, that a conditional statement. You don't understand common terms for a conditional statement do you?

Follow Your Own Advice Troller-
Your Comprehension Problems go far beyond reading.
You were the one started trolling me beginning with-12/11/2015 07:48:12 PM
Re: Bounty/Reward Reply #3 on
Ciardelo-
"I couldn't help but notice, not YOUR cash though huh."

[SredniVashtar]

yep...bollux...got it. Anything else?

Are we totally sure that RoseGirl isn't really Leo Ashcraft? With a dick.

[Yorkshire pud]

Are we totally sure that RoseGirl isn't really Leo Ashcraft? With a dick.

She'll hate you, she will. Then you'll be sorry. The stars will align and you'll be struck down with a million astrological forecasts.

[SredniVashtar]

She'll hate you, she will. Then you'll be sorry. The stars will align and you'll be struck down with a million astrological forecasts.

Yes, I am sure we are all in awe of her magical powers. I remember the time when she said I wasn't really British. Such perspicacity cannot be learned, I tell's ya! It's a gift!

[BellBoy]

Yes, I am sure we are all in awe of her magical powers. I remember the time when she said I wasn't really British. Such perspicacity cannot be learned, I tell's ya! It's a gift!

You are a bad, bad man 

heh heh

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, I am sure we are all in awe of her magical powers. I remember the time when she said I wasn't really British. Such perspicacity cannot be learned, I tell's ya! It's a gift!

You're only just about English. So I can see where she was going with that. You do speak British though.

[SredniVashtar]

You're only just about English. So I can see where she was going with that. You do speak British though.

I would be offended by that remark, if it didn't so clearly bespeak your frothing envy at the majestic, bird-pulling powers this accent endows me with. As if I didn't know that you don't have those two GabCasts on permanent loop, and the vehement trouser-rubbing that has ensued has led to multiple calls to the fire brigade.

[onan]

Yes, I am sure we are all in awe of her magical powers. I remember the time when she said I wasn't really British. Such perspicacity cannot be learned, I tell's ya! It's a gift!

Don't forget her master's degree in English. Nor her many times in sensory deprivation tanks. Oh, and her use of MDMA or some other substance. But yes, for god's sake keep your eyes on the alignment of the stars, that is where the danger lies.

[SredniVashtar]

Don't forget her master's degree in English. Nor her many times in sensory deprivation tanks. Oh, and her use of MDMA or some other substance. But yes, for god's sake keep your eyes on the alignment of the stars, that is where the danger lies.

Yes, I remember a few months ago the rancorous old bat delightful elderly lady published an extensive list of her 'accomplishments', which didn't really seem to add up to much more than a degree in Applied Bullshit. She does like to come on here and browbeat us all with her wisdom and insight, before going on to demonstrate the cognitive skills of a fly-blown haddock.

[Yorkshire pud]

I would be offended by that remark, if it didn't so clearly bespeak your frothing envy at the majestic, bird-pulling powers this accent endows me with. As if I didn't know that you don't have those two GabCasts on permanent loop, and the vehement trouser-rubbing that has ensued has led to multiple calls to the fire brigade.

Modesty prevents me from mentioning the several discerning and fragrant devices of lascivious female beauty who contacted me to express their delight at hearing the dulcet tones of a proper Englishman (that would be me then) almost exactly two years ago on GC.

[SredniVashtar]

Modesty prevents me from mentioning the several discerning and fragrant devices of lascivious female beauty who contacted me to express their delight at hearing the dulcet tones of a proper Englishman (that would be me then) almost exactly two years ago on GC.

If you're talking about one Glenda Senda, then I am afraid I have a bit of disturbing news for you. You should have twigged when she wanted to see 'The Crying Game' on your first date.

[RoseGirl]

Sorry for my rant yesterday. Had some bad news and was not myself.

[Yorkshire pud]

If you're talking about one Glenda Senda, then I am afraid I have a bit of disturbing news for you. You should have twigged when she wanted to see 'The Crying Game' on your first date.

Glenda and I didn't know each other then. I'm speaking of those classy but passionate and yielding American women, bored of the brash, over macho knuckle draggers they've unfortunately had foisted on them until the advent of the interwebs and GC. Huge Grunt may have set the ball rolling, but his lead has been more than been taken by those born in the county of York. 

[EarthAlien007]

Are we totally sure that RoseGirl isn't really Leo Ashcraft? With a dick.

I think they're at least related.

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry for my rant yesterday. Had some bad news and was not myself.

Do what I do; take a step away.. a few days if needed. Open a bottle of agreeable red...put Vaughan Williams, Chopin, Beethoven or Grieg on the player and let the mood wash over...

The come back and be your old self.

[GravitySucks]

Do what I do; take a step away.. a few days if needed. Open a bottle of agreeable red...put Vaughan Williams, Chopin, Beethoven or Grieg on the player and let the mood wash over...

The come back and be your old self.

or Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[WildCard]

ripped from Art Bell

Sorry for my rant yesterday. Had some bad news and was not myself.

I'm having the same problem, my little blumpkin.

Hey, what does, " ass holeociated" mean?

Edit: I meant to post this on the Falkie thread. Sorry Art, all.

[Yorkshire pud]

or Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

That works too.

[pyewacket]

on FB

am sorry to have to announce this but I will not be on Tonight or any other night, yes I am going to hang it up. Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk. While I think the person or persons are after me, my Wife and now my Daughter are really scared, the other night after the latest incident my Daughter was off in the corner of her bed scared to death as the Police cars came screaming up. I will not put my Family through this. As you all know I dearly love what I do but not at the expense of never ending Terrorism. I want to thank those of you who have shown so much support and it has been my joy, short as it has been to have cracked that Mic open for a last time. This was a Family decision. The girls stuck with me and still would but if one of them were harmed because of what I love doing my life would be over.

Art

[mikealden]

on FB

am sorry to have to announce this but I will not be on Tonight or any other night, yes I am going to hang it up. Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk. While I think the person or persons are after me, my Wife and now my Daughter are really scared, the other night after the latest incident my Daughter was off in the corner of her bed scared to death as the Police cars came screaming up. I will not put my Family through this. As you all know I dearly love what I do but not at the expense of never ending Terrorism. I want to thank those of you who have shown so much support and it has been my joy, short as it has been to have cracked that Mic open for a last time. This was a Family decision. The girls stuck with me and still would but if one of them were harmed because of what I love doing my life would be over.

Art

Sad to see him go, but I get it. It was a fun run.

[whoozit]

on FB

am sorry to have to announce this but I will not be on Tonight or any other night, yes I am going to hang it up. Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk. While I think the person or persons are after me, my Wife and now my Daughter are really scared, the other night after the latest incident my Daughter was off in the corner of her bed scared to death as the Police cars came screaming up. I will not put my Family through this. As you all know I dearly love what I do but not at the expense of never ending Terrorism. I want to thank those of you who have shown so much support and it has been my joy, short as it has been to have cracked that Mic open for a last time. This was a Family decision. The girls stuck with me and still would but if one of them were harmed because of what I love doing my life would be over.

Art

Not surprising given the situation. 

[b_dubb]

This sucks

[whoozit]

Yup.

[EarthAlien007]

on FB

am sorry to have to announce this but I will not be on Tonight or any other night, yes I am going to hang it up. Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk. While I think the person or persons are after me, my Wife and now my Daughter are really scared, the other night after the latest incident my Daughter was off in the corner of her bed scared to death as the Police cars came screaming up. I will not put my Family through this. As you all know I dearly love what I do but not at the expense of never ending Terrorism. I want to thank those of you who have shown so much support and it has been my joy, short as it has been to have cracked that Mic open for a last time. This was a Family decision. The girls stuck with me and still would but if one of them were harmed because of what I love doing my life would be over.

Art

Really sad.
I don't think he got enough support from the cops. Also he said he was installing better security, but still quitting?
This is all just so fucked up.

[SciFiAuthor]

on FB

am sorry to have to announce this but I will not be on Tonight or any other night, yes I am going to hang it up. Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk. While I think the person or persons are after me, my Wife and now my Daughter are really scared, the other night after the latest incident my Daughter was off in the corner of her bed scared to death as the Police cars came screaming up. I will not put my Family through this. As you all know I dearly love what I do but not at the expense of never ending Terrorism. I want to thank those of you who have shown so much support and it has been my joy, short as it has been to have cracked that Mic open for a last time. This was a Family decision. The girls stuck with me and still would but if one of them were harmed because of what I love doing my life would be over.

Art

That sucks, but I certainly understand his reasoning. It was fun while it lasted. Good luck and best wishes Art.

[Loaded]

I can understand.  I would do the same if my family were threatened too. 

I loved every second of the ride while it lasted.

I really hope the scumbag is caught so they can have peace again.

[pyewacket]

I'm sorry that this is the way Art leaves his show. I'm sure he would have preferred to make his exit on his own terms. I hope this puts the matter to rest and the Bells can have their peaceful lives back.

[K_Dubb]

God I hate it when the bad guys win.