Art Bell

[MV/Liberace!]

There ya go.  Nice one.

i squeezed my eyes really hard and thought and thought and it just came out.

[MV/Liberace!]

Potent and fertile as ever! Are you out of the dog house now or what? Good to see you back!

who said i'm "back"?  my recent posts in this thread and in the falkie thread are purely administrative in nature.

[Roswells, Art]

Wait, I'm going to add your name to my list on People We Miss on the Forum.


Too soon? 

Doesn't matter because, you know I'm so highly evolved I won't probably read it anyway.

[chefist]

who said i'm "back"?  my recent posts in this thread and in the falkie thread are purely administrative in nature.

Tease...

[Roswells, Art]

Doesn't matter because, you know I'm so highly evolved I won't probably read it anyway.

but hey, if you want me back that would be great, you just have to abide by my world view. that would be great, thanks.

[ItsOver]

but hey, if you want me back that would be great, you just have to abide by my world view. that would be great, thanks.

That would certainly be such a small sacrifice for such a large reward.  We truly are not worthy, though.

[mrswizard]

Just want to pop in here and say to everyone, "hi, and goodbye".  I've had my fill of the attitude and the treatment of liberalism.  My apologies, but I just am at a place philisophically where some of the sucking up to Art (I LOVE Art, but some stuff here is just plain too much), and the berating of people such as gays is just not the kind of thing I want to spend what little time I have with.  Don't get me wrong, you are all very interesting people and some of you are even pretty bright, but I just don't have the stamina or value system to spend time here when I can spend it renewing my technical education (I'm trying to do a career shift for the better).  God bless you all, and please don't reply and go off topic, I won't even come here to see the replies anyways.  May you all fare well, but I'm outa here.  Peace all!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...

[UnscreenedCaller]

Doesn't matter because, you know I'm so highly evolved I won't probably read it anyway.

Oh yes you would! You would log out and read it on the QT so nobody would know you were checking to see if anyone missed you. But, MV would know. He knows everything, yes he does.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...

That dude isn't deserving of the attention he's getting. He's probably salivating over it. I'd recommend a different strategy.

[gabrielle]

NYSE Down, United Airlines down Worldwide, WSJ Website down....sounds like a fire sale.

Art

Strange Days Indeed.....can you give your analysis Art?

[SredniVashtar]

That dude isn't deserving of the attention he's getting. He's probably salivating over it. I'd recommend a different strategy.

Perhaps put him camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass. Make him humble?

[Lt.Uhura]

That dude isn't deserving of the attention he's getting. He's probably salivating over it. I'd recommend a different strategy.

Let's get back to Art Bell with a new lima bean recipe!

http://aeriskitchen.com/2010/11/butter-bean-patties/

[Roswells, Art]

Oh yes you would! You would log out and read it on the QT so nobody would know you were checking to see if anyone missed you. But, MV would know. He knows everything, yes he does.

Ok, fine I read this post but it's the last one I'm going to read then I'm outta here!

Hey a lima bean recipe!

[eddie dean]

Thank you!  I listen to all the Gabcast since Episode #1, can't call in because I work in the evenings.  Have come to really enjoy all of you and your chemistry.  Been reading the board for a couple of years, don't post much, rarely have anything of note to share.


I gave my brother a 2-meter handheld to take with him on his journey.  It's like a kinda big walkie-talkie with a belt clip.  Was too scared to try to put it on his belt, so I clipped it to his front jeans pocket.  Every "ham" needs a radio!  Maybe he'll contact Art for the Halloween show.


He was only 7 years older than I, 53.  Too damn young!


To the cast and crew of the Gabcast:
Please forgive me for this if it's a little too heavy, it's meant to be happy.
My brother was diagnosed 12/2013 with stage 4 (terminal) colon cancer.  He had surgery/chemo and was doing well until the first of May of 2015.  In his last two weeks, I shared bellgab.com and The Gabcast with him again, as he was looking for a little escape from the reality of his last days.  My hope is he tuned in to hear you and hopefully himself laugh at what we call this enigma "bellgab".  You have and continue to give me some great entertainment.  My hope is he was able to enjoy all of you.  Especially the "Emergency Gabcast" just as the redirection "gabgate"? occurred.  That had me RIVETED to my phone!!  With MV nowhere to be found, it SIMPLY COULD HAVE NOT BEEN BETTER.  Bravo!

My condolences about your brother.
Heath issues can really kick a person and their family in the stomach and sack, simultaneously and repeatedly.
I'm honored that the gabcast has helped lighten the stress and enormous challanges that you and your brother faced.
It's important to find, even for an hour or two, something that will take your mind off of the difficulties of the real world.
I'm happy and greatful to know, in some small way, my participation in the gabcast was able to help.

Thank you so much for posting this!
It honestly and truely has made my day better!!

- Eddie Dean

[ge30542]

Geez! Remember when we would read that AB was locked in a Non-compete for another year and a half?
Now we have AB in what, 12 days, 11 days till the test show.

cue Dancing Queen!!!!!

[Roswells, Art]

Geez! Remember when we would read that AB was locked in a Non-compete for another year and a half?
Now we have AB in what, 12 days, 11 days till the test show.

cue Dancing Queen!!!!!

https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s

[UnscreenedCaller]

Let's get back to Art Bell with a new lima butter bean recipe!

http://aeriskitchen.com/2010/11/butter-bean-patties/

Heh, heh, heh. A little rebranding never hurt anything, even a cough*lima bean*cough.

[Jocko Johnson]

THIS IS SCORPION ARMY COMMAND CENTER TONOPAH OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE:
WEAPONS OF MASS HARRASSMENT LOADED AND PREPARED FOR THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE FORCES
OF FOGGY FREQUENCY, AND CHIEF PROPAGANDIST DAVE TWINKLETOES! PREPARE FOR FINAL MOVES TO TAKE
OVER ALL COMMUNICATIONS CHANNELS, BABY MONITORS, BABIES, ETC. YES WE'RE NOW ADDING CHANNELING
THROUGH THE MOUTHS OF BABIES AS A WAY FOR THE FIELD MARSHALL'S SHOW TO AIR! BE READY TO DESTROY
THE CANCEROUS EMPIRE OF OLE' TURMERIC BREATH! WE DO NOT ENGAGE IN SIEGE, WE ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!!
WE WILL GATHER AS FORCES ON THE EVENING OF 07/19/2015 TO TOTALLY SURROUND THE FORTRESS, AND IT'S
CRUMBLING WALLS! WE WILL HAVE FORCES ON OUR SIDE IN A D-DAY BLITZ FROM BRITISH FORCES COMMANDED BY
GENERAL GRAHAM HANCOCK, AND HIS BRITISH-EGYPTIAN "ORION COMMAND"! PYRAMID POWER WILL DESTROY THE
EVIL EMPIRE OF FOGGY FREQUENCY FOREVER! FORWARD MARCH!

Ask for no quarter and give no quarter! !!!

[Queen]

P.O.O.P.


A major broadcasting alert!!

People Offended by Offended People

Are you feeling offended the. P.O.O.P ON YOU.

[Jocko Johnson]

That dude isn't deserving of the attention he's getting. He's probably salivating over it. I'd recommend a different strategy.

Let's start a LASERCOCKFACE thread like flackies!? This way we would contain & control his wanderings, the ass kissers pea brain to one spot. You know he will be back in one form or another...so this way we can really tell him what we all feeeel about things too.

[Queen]

So.  We got some dumb ass in Meine who decides to get drunk and he puts a firework on his head and lights it. Gee wonder how this story ends up!!!

Now his mother is all pissy and want everyone to ban fireworks cos they are dangerous.

So let me get this str8. She makes a retarded baby who grows up and gets drunk and lights a firework on is head so that means, for the normal people, we should not be allowed to have fireworks. BecAuse her child is a fuckin idiot.

Another reason america is soooo great lol


By the way from what i understand this retard actually blew his head off from the firework. Ohhh how i Wish that was on youtube lol

Devon Staples

Darwin award nominee for 2015

Read the story here

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-32231780

[MV/Liberace!]

Perhaps put him camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass. Make him humble?

[Roswells, Art]

So.  We got some dumb ass in Meine who decides to get drunk and he puts a firework on his head and lights it. Gee wonder how this story ends up!!!

Now his mother is all pissy and want everyone to ban fireworks cos they are dangerous.

So let me get this str8. She makes a retarded baby who grows up and gets drunk and lights a firework on is head so that means, for the normal people, we should not be allowed to have fireworks. BecAuse her child is a fuckin idiot.

Another reason america is soooo great lol


By the way from what i understand this retard actually blew his head off from the firework. Ohhh how i Wish that was on youtube lol

Devon Staples

Darwin award nominee for 2015

Read the story here

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-32231780

I couldn't get through the stupid news video, they spend two minutes explaining how families like to buy fireworks for the fourth of July. REALLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! Thanks for explaining it to me!

[Queen]

I couldn't get through the stupid news video, they spend two minutes explaining how families like to buy fireworks for the fourth of July. REALLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! Thanks for explaining it to me!

Well i did say read the story. Not watch the video😉

[Roswells, Art]

Well i did say read the story. Not watch the video😉

oh well never mind then, hehe

[WOTR]

So.  We got some dumb ass in Meine who decides to get drunk and he puts a firework on his head and lights it. Gee wonder how this story ends up!!!

Cool... I was just reading about a dumb ass Texan who decided to launch one off of his chest.  Guess what happened?


I don't think he is eligible for a Darwin award, as he had already reproduced.
http://www.newsweek.com/fireworks-death-chest-head-texas-accident-351380

[Lilith]

who said i'm "back"?  my recent posts in this thread and in the falkie thread are purely administrative in nature.

Praise MV !!!!

[cosmic hobo]

Found this on Art's Facebook.


https://youtu.be/6_AVq_Q_XsE

Another superb trailer from Jazz.

The setting and Art's setup and then the roller coaster ride into hell was masterfully done.

You should be on the MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT payroll.

I remember hearing the Sounds of Hell for the first time in the 90s. True or not it is a part of Art Bell lore. A great tribute Jazz.

[Zenman]

I've been enjoying this show very much. It comes on right around the time that either fucked up things are happening around me, or I can't get to bed. It's an excellent distraction.

Definitely a riot last night, lol. Very active, GabCast-like chat room. And the hosts were in exceptional form. Fun, fun!

Past BellaCast shows here:
https://soundcloud.com/psnradio/sets/bella-haven

[Zenman]

Cool... I was just reading about a dumb ass Texan who decided to launch one off of his chest.  Guess what happened?


I don't think he is eligible for a Darwin award, as he had already reproduced.
http://www.newsweek.com/fireworks-death-chest-head-texas-accident-351380

There's a youtube where a drunk girl pulls down her pants and has somebody put a bottle rocket in her bum. Then she dares somebody to light it. Somebody does. I won't spoil it by telling you what happens.

I just looked for it and couldn't find. If somebody comes across it, please let me know. It's worth bookmarking and viewing periodically for perspective when you feel like you've done something stupid..