Art Bell

[Juan]

Just a reminder that premature paralegals are regulated by the Texas Bar Association.  If one sends out one of those bogus notices linking to an entire list of premature owned properties rather than a specific post, I'd file a complaint with the bar association and recommend 100-hours of continuing education for the paralegal.  Strike back twice as hard.

Damn this fucking iPad to hell.  Premrat not premature.

[MV/Liberace!]

Feel free to call in to The GabCast tomorrow (Tuesday) night. 10PM Eastern. I'll be hosting. 623-242-2278. You'll get a fair hearing, for sure.

Well I was wrong he WILL accept your offer and call in. and clear the air once and for all. He'll stay as long as you want and take calls as well. In his words, I guess we got your attention.

i guess this is tommy.  no need to get cocky.  take a deep breath and calm down.  you have my attention only to the extent that you deserve it which isn't saying much.

[aldousburbank]

Re: Art Bell

Quote from: MV on Today at 01:28:29 AM
Feel free to call in to The GabCast tomorrow (Tuesday) night. 10PM Eastern. I'll be hosting. 623-242-2278. You'll get a fair hearing, for sure.

Quote from: Gnoory on Today at 02:04:42 AM
Well I was wrong he WILL accept your offer and call in. and clear the air once and for all. He'll stay as long as you want and take calls as well. In his words, I guess we got your attention.

Quote from: MV on Today at 10:43:13 AM
i guess this is tommy.  no need to get cocky.  take a deep breath and calm down.  you have my attention only to the extent that you deserve it which isn't saying much.

Beautiful!

[chinaclipper]

maybe they're just hoping to agitate art enuf to call in and violate his NC?

[Heather Wade]

That's too funny, MV.

[transistorundermypillow]

maybe they're just hoping to agitate art


Pretty sure that this is the motive. Won't work.

[Cwn Annwn]

Wow. I truly hope that this happens, and that Dave calls in to defend himself. However it develops, it's going to be interesting.

Regarding the "got your attention" shit. Seriously? Do they really think that nigh-groundless libel accusations scare anybody? Filing those accusations would have about a 99% chance of hurting Dave and his network, and a vanishingly small probability of achieving their intentions.

[MV/Liberace!]

Regarding the "got your attention" shit.

isn't that dumb?  i really hate the way george's handlers communicate with people.  i guess if those guys are dicks on george's behalf, it provides the release valve that's needed so george can continue the whole "nice guy" shtick.

[nooryisawesome]

No, I never thought this place would become what it became.

Consider some show prep for this one.

[ItsOver]

Sounds like the good cop, bad cop routine.  Only in this case it's the doofus cop, stooge cop routine.  What a bunch of non-Chicago no beef wienies.

[Morrigu]

Quote from: Gnoory on Today at 12:04:42 AM
"I guess we got your attention."

What - we already knew he had magical powers that could create surly attitudes in children and make them cry because they were threatened with Dave's voice at bedtime. (Mine - although I bet little Asia would find his voice like a cheese grater being run through the dryer on super tumble)

Were we supposed to be agitated because he's visibly getting agitated?  Personally I find it highly amusing.

Every cranky moment he displays, he shows how threatened he is.

Hey Art, you're doing great, keep up the good work! 

I look forward to not just July 20 but to the ride we're all on up to that date, and as long as we all remember that our lack of getting worked up is just going to get Dave more worked up - and be all the more entertaining.  I'm going to do my best to be listening tonight.  It's worth skipping a class tonight to listen for Dave or his bots talking circularly...

[Morrigu]

Wow. I truly hope that this happens, and that Dave calls in to defend himself. However it develops, it's going to be interesting.

Regarding the "got your attention" shit. Seriously? Do they really think that nigh-groundless libel accusations scare anybody? Filing those accusations would have about a 99% chance of hurting Dave and his network, and a vanishingly small probability of achieving their intentions.

You know - interpersonal communication classes and professionalism classes would be really useful for that whole team.

[ONeill]

isn't that dumb?  i really hate the way george's handlers communicate with people.  i guess if those guys are dicks on george's behalf, it provides the release valve that's needed so george can continue the whole "nice guy" shtick.

This is surreal. It is really interesting how many people actually have access to the Gnoory account. Why don't you ask about it?

[HorrorRetro]

Since Jorch and his minions have plenty of time on their hands and they like to threaten unwarranted legal action, perhaps they should take the plunge and invest in a Penn Foster paralegal certificate. It can be done in their spare time --we know they have lots of that -- and maybe, just maybe it'll educate them on the basics of libel and slander. If they find paralegal too challenging, they can choose from one of these exciting career opportunities:

Administrative Assistant
Appliance Repair
Auto Repair Technician
Basic Electronics
Bookkeeping
Carpenter
Caterer
Certified Personal Trainer
Certified Wedding Planner
Child Day Care
Computer Graphic Artist
Computer Support Technician
Dental Assistant
Desktop Publishing and Design
Diesel Mechanics/Heavy Truck Maintenance
Dog Obedience Trainer/Instructor
Drafting with AutoCAD®
Dressmaking and Design
Electronics Technician
Floral Design
Freelance Writer
Furniture and Cabinet Maker
Gunsmith
Home Inspector
Home Remodeling and Repair
Hotel/Restaurant Management
HVACR Technician

Interior Decorator
Jewelry Design and Repair
Landscaping Technology
Legal Secretary
Legal Transcriptionist
Locksmithing
Medical Administrative Assistant
Medical Billing and Coding
Medical Transcriptionist
Motorcycle Repair Technician
Occupational Therapy Aide
Optician
Paralegal
PC Maintenance and Repair
Pharmacy Technician
Physical Therapy Aide
Plumber
Private Investigator
Residential Electrician
Small Business Management
Small Engine Repair
Teacher Aide
Telecommunications Technician
Travel and Tourism Specialist
Veterinary Assistant
Web Page Designer
Wildlife/Forestry Conservation

http://www.pennfoster.edu/programs-and-degrees/legal-services/paralegal-career-diploma

[Morrigu]

Nice avitar Morrigu.  I love Office Space.   

Thanks Morgana!  I was going through my collection thinking I needed something spiffy to keep up with every one else's here and thought - Red Stapler... and it is one of my all time favorite movies, right next to the original "The Wickerman."

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

It is really interesting how many people actually have access to the Gnoory account.

To be honest, I logged into the gnoory account earlier too. The password is turmeric420.

[ItsOver]

To be honest, I logged into the gnoory account earlier too. The password is turmeric420.

Hahaha!  I thought it was Isuck2much.

[munbeam666]

I suspect the davebots have been upgraded.  Everyone be on alert for any new features/bugs they may have.  And remember your training.

Darth Zeebo, are you planning to combine forces with the Scorpion Army?  That would be a very powerful alliance....!

[3OctaveFart]

Danheiser is an archetypal goon, nothing more.

[mrswizard]

Noory just cited this post as an example of libel.

Man... July is going to be a hoot.

Since when are opinions libel?

[starrmtn001]

I will be at GabCast tonight, with Bells on!!!

[LadyFish]

Nick have fun but man do you like anything?

Seriously you say nothing good about anything. I could care less about what you say about me. especially in this lion's den.
have fun enjoy your life. listen to AB when he comes back on and why on earth do you still listen to me.

2 questions for Dave and/or his paralegal & underlings:

1. Does Dave care less only about what Nick says in this lion's den or is that a blanket statement for all Bellgab posters??

2.  In the Falkie YouTube interview, Dave states, rather proudly, that he is a Bellgabber. Where did all the love go? Why all the grief for MV?

[aldousburbank]

Danheiser is an archetypal goon, nothing more.

Well he's also homely and pathetic looking but I guess that's all part of the goon archetype thang.

[aldousburbank]

Since when are opinions libel?

I smell an MV counter-suit for George's slandering him by characterizing him as a "genius".

[PathoJen]

Sounds like the good cop, bad cop routine.  Only in this case it's the doofus cop, stooge cop routine.  What a bunch of non-Chicago no beef wienies.

BINGO!

[PathoJen]

I really need to see Art weigh in. I imagine he's just ignoring the drama at this point.

[MV/Liberace!]

I really need to see Art weigh in. I imagine he's just ignoring the drama at this point.

if art calls in tonight while george is on, i'll promise free cookies and milk for all of bellgab.

[Nick el Ass]

im hoping for "i will retire and hand the show into the very capable hands of george knapp"

Art once responded to my comment here on BellGab by saying that if Knapp was the man in Coastland he would not be coming back. It wasn't a shot a Dave, but a statement about the overall state of C2C now days under their intrepid leader.

If George Knapp was the full time Host I would not come back and just enjoy the show.

Art

[chefist]

if art calls in tonight while george is on, i'll promise free cookies and milk for all of bellgab.

Cookies and Milk! This shit just got real up in here!

[Nick el Ass]

2 questions for Dave and/or his paralegal & underlings:

1. Does Dave care less only about what Nick says in this lion's den or is that a blanket statement for all Bellgab posters??

2.  In the Falkie YouTube interview, Dave states, rather proudly, that he is a Bellgabber. Where did all the love go? Why all the grief for MV?

I should sue Dave for claiming I don't have a job, and than maybe I can retire on that fat paycheck... or be like Falkie asking for handouts while treating women here on BellGab and at home terribly. Dave might just help me out of the kindness of his own heart.


/I listen for the lulz, and then come July like everyone else will tune out for good.