Art Bell

Roswells, Art · February 11, 2016, 02:27:33 PM

Quote from: BellBoy on February 11, 2016, 10:37:14 AM
Well, now we've gone beyond, 'beyond'...

Board it up MV! We're done!

I just reread what I wrote. It's horrifying. I'm a monster. I'll seek help. Sorry to everyone that used to post here.

Richard Groyper · February 11, 2016, 02:34:09 PM

Quote from: onan on February 11, 2016, 02:20:08 PM
Fuck, I am gonna gouge my eyes out, but I am gonna do it with my dick. It's gonna take a good deal of time or much more flexibility.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 02:35:18 PM

I Have been kidnapped and probed or it was the vindaloo curry from last night I will get back to everyone with the evidence

Richard Groyper · February 11, 2016, 02:36:33 PM

Quote from: Dr Who on February 11, 2016, 02:35:18 PM
I Have been kidnapped and probed or it was the vindaloo curry from last night I will get back to everyone with the evidence

Oh lord, not the curry!

ponyboysunset · February 11, 2016, 02:38:35 PM

So, question....

Would you rather walk on hot coals or a field of legos? Muahahahahahahaa.

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 02:41:01 PM

If I walk on the hot coals can I pee as I walk ?

ponyboysunset · February 11, 2016, 02:43:05 PM

Quote from: Dr Who on February 11, 2016, 02:41:01 PM
If I walk on the hot coals can I pee as I walk ?

No. LOL. Nice try though. I would personally do hot coals over legos. Legos suck. Right up there with stubbing your toes.

ItsOver · February 11, 2016, 02:45:17 PM

Quote from: Dr Who on February 11, 2016, 02:41:01 PM
If I walk on the hot coals can I pee as I walk ?

Only you can answer your question. I'm thinking you will pee freely.

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 02:46:00 PM

yes but if I walk on the lego I can build an alien space ship to fly me to George Snoorys mustache

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 02:47:07 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on February 11, 2016, 02:45:17 PM
Only you can answer your question. I'm thinking you will pee freely.

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 02:57:57 PM

Turns out the curry was fine thank god.I was probed by the wife she has a strap on.

Richard Groyper · February 11, 2016, 02:59:29 PM

Quote from: Dr Who on February 11, 2016, 02:57:57 PM
Turns out the curry was fine thank god.I was probed by the wife she has a strap on.

14 inch B.B.C.? The mind wanders...

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 03:01:25 PM

All I know is its called the black mamba

Richard Groyper · February 11, 2016, 03:03:21 PM

Quote from: Dr Who on February 11, 2016, 03:01:25 PM
All I know is its called the black mamba

That fits the profile. I hope you have one of those butt donuts. Rectum? Damn near killed, 'em!

Roswells, Art · February 11, 2016, 03:03:54 PM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on February 11, 2016, 02:43:05 PM
No. LOL. Nice try though. I would personally do hot coals over legos. Legos suck. Right up there with stubbing your toes.

or paper cuts, no Legos are worse

Dr Who · February 11, 2016, 03:07:21 PM

lmao

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 04:47:38 PM

Quote from: Value Of Pi on February 10, 2016, 10:28:34 PM
Good for you! I can't imagine what would have possessed you to apologize to him in the first place. Except, of course, that DP himself might have possessed you. I'm pretty sure he has the Devil in him.

Get thee behind me, Satan. So I can do a roundhouse kick where it will do the most good

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 04:50:28 PM

Quote from: trostol on February 10, 2016, 10:39:38 PM
really..people are back..or still believing Premiere had any involvement

Occam's Razor, sweetie. theOnes are certainly on someone's payroll

Value Of Pi · February 11, 2016, 04:53:46 PM

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 11, 2016, 01:47:58 PM
Yeah. You. YOu....FUCKER!

This is you saying "I love you" I'm sure. I don't know how else you would say it, paladin.

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 04:59:56 PM

Quote from: Element 115 on February 11, 2016, 06:48:42 AM

Someone needs to make a dead horse beating a dead horse gif

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 05:04:20 PM

Quote from: Showroom Dummy on February 11, 2016, 07:21:11 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFu0KyrNAAA

How did you know that was one of my favorite scenes in all of filmdom?

BellBoy · February 11, 2016, 05:04:20 PM

Quote from: TigerLily on February 11, 2016, 04:59:56 PM
Someone needs to make a dead horse beating a dead horse with a dead horse gif

FIFY

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 05:06:24 PM

Quote from: BellBoy on February 11, 2016, 05:04:20 PM
FIFY

3-tiered sarcasm. I like it

Richard Groyper · February 11, 2016, 05:08:03 PM

Quote from: TigerLily on February 11, 2016, 04:59:56 PM
Someone needs to make a dead horse beating a dead horse gif

That would make sense, but you know we're 24-48 hours away from another Art Bell, BOMBSHELL... Just sayin.

Value Of Pi · February 11, 2016, 05:11:36 PM

Quote from: MV on February 11, 2016, 12:03:54 PM
fair enough.

Forget brutality, it's all about the fairness. Have a Bud, bud. I'm buying, and as you can see, I'm feeling extra generous. (All those Bud ads during the Super Bowl have really gotten to me.)

TigerLily · February 11, 2016, 05:11:42 PM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on February 11, 2016, 11:27:54 AM
Well I hope you don't quit, but I completely understand if you do. I simply was posting and having some fun. I wasn't even saying anything except about myself and how I needed to get a life. LOL. I'm still working on that, and explaining bellgab to a woman I am going to date, no way. I have to save that bombshell for six months in.

And SVMy deepest apologies :

BellegabDate.com

coaster · February 11, 2016, 05:20:03 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on February 11, 2016, 05:08:03 PM
we're 24-48 hours away from another Art Bell, BOMBSHELL... Just sayin.

Seriously?

Uncle Duke · February 11, 2016, 05:26:48 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on February 11, 2016, 05:08:03 PM
That would make sense, but you know we're 24-48 hours away from another Art Bell, BOMBSHELL... Just sayin.

Not sure about a bombshell, but he's certainly due for another "don't forget I'm the reason you're here" reminder.

littlechris · February 11, 2016, 05:30:54 PM

Quote from: Uncle Duke on February 11, 2016, 05:26:48 PM
Not sure about a bombshell, but he's certainly due for another "don't forget I'm the reason you're here" reminder.

Lol. I wonder if he'll allow redacted to post here again.

Uncle Duke · February 11, 2016, 05:32:50 PM

Quote from: littlechris on February 11, 2016, 05:30:54 PM
Lol. I wonder if he'll allow redacted to post here again.

Allow? She doesn't work for Art, she works for Keith, remember.