Art Bell

[The King of Kings]

yep  site is being attacked  or something

[Mr. Fidget]

SciFiAuthor is the stalker--LOOK HOW SMOOTH HE TOOK OVER THE Q&A

Art said "I would be glad to answer any reasonable questions but if people just want to trash me and my Family I will not respond to that sort of thing."

It's not like a stopwatched reddit AMA,
Sheeesh...

[Sean92008]

Mr. Burns' penis is yellow.

Art Bell's penis is in yellow.

FIFY




***Must be noted, that after a long string of Filipina and Chinese girlfriends, I married a Japanese and my kids are Japanese.  I just am using Art Bell as a foil for my humor because he is dead to me otherwise.

[Jackstar]

It's not like a stopwatched reddit AMA,

I imagine that it's like having a blown-up inbox,

[Sean92008]

I'm waking the neighbors laughing out loud!

[Uncle Duke]

I'm waking the neighbors laughing out loud!

So I see a panda taking fire.  Do you suppose the panda thinks there is a stalker at large?

[Sean92008]

So I see a panda taking fire.  Do you suppose the panda thinks there is a stalker at large?

No, I think the panda was imagining it was a snow day... 
https://youtu.be/viu1UgZ7gwM

[The King of Kings]

I'm waking the neighbors laughing out loud!

I found it somewhere online.  It just cracked me up!  Save it, it's all yours my friend.

[Sean92008]

I found it somewhere online.  It just cracked me up!  Save it, it's all yours my friend.

The timing of it, with snow panda being so fucking adorable and all, just hit that thing in my brain that normally talks to itself...

[Richard Groyper]

So I see a panda taking fire.  Do you suppose the panda thinks there is a stalker at large?

I can't place it, but that circumstance sounds familiar...

[norland2424]

has that happen to..the slowness..but i upgraded chrome seems to be working fine now

its the same thing that happen in the hoagie thread months ago lol

[Sean92008]

Maybe Malachi Martini can add the BellGab to it and turn it up to 11.

[SaucyRossy]

That's the single greatest gif I've ever seen.

[Mr. Fidget]

I imagine that it's like having a blown-up inbox,

Yeah, Art likely spent time and energy ruminating over that post for a while. I'd just turn it off, and hope for the best. I am however frankly shocked he posted just after me, hereafter the "Rooney effect".

The "Rooney Effect" scored a touchdown.

[Value Of Pi]

So far, this is the most remarkable thing that's been posted tonight. It's also amusing, which makes things even tougher for any competing post. And finally, you don't need to think of any questions. It's all just self-evident.

EDIT:
My favorite thing is the puffs of smoke around the panda tushy, appearing to urge him forward. It's all the little touches, you know.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I don't even know where this board is at anymore. I feel like this is the message board version of the movie Threads after the bombs went off. That post from Art was like a call from a crazy ex-girlfriend who was a great lay and fun to be around but crazy enough to run you off. She's calling to ask you out for a drink yet your first memory goes towards the last time seeing her was the time she set your living room and sports car on fire.

[Coffeeman]

I don't even know where this board is at anymore. I feel like this is the message board version of the movie Threads after the bombs went off. That post from Art was like a call from a crazy ex-girlfriend who was a great lay and fun to be around but crazy enough to run you off. She's calling to ask you out for a drink yet your first memory goes towards the last time seeing her was the time she set your living room and sports car on fire.

Well....

[Lt.Uhura]

cue the music>>>

     Hello my friend, I see you're back again
     Hello mystery, don't bother to explain
     How bout maybe, its all been in my head
     Hey well I'm tired of this black & blue, black & blue...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWWGAN1bxlM

[Sean92008]

That post from Art was like a call from a crazy ex-girlfriend who was a great lay and fun to be around but crazy enough to run you off. She's calling to ask you out for a drink yet your first memory goes towards the last time seeing her was the time she set your living room and sports car on fire.

Amen...  My earlier post made the analogy of losing an arm but not missing it anymore. 

Art is dead to me.  My new gf is Michael Vara, not because he's hotter or smells better after leaving the creamy all over me.  No, it is simpler than that...   Michael is doing it for me now and, unless he quits, I have no reason to go back to the freaky chick with tons of baggage and who likes to leave mementos of her time with me all over my body and my clothes...

[akwilly]

I don't even know where this board is at anymore. I feel like this is the message board version of the movie Threads after the bombs went off. That post from Art was like a call from a crazy ex-girlfriend who was a great lay and fun to be around but crazy enough to run you off. She's calling to ask you out for a drink yet your first memory goes towards the last time seeing her was the time she set your living room and sports car on fire.

well said!

[Mr. Fidget]

   Yeah, Art likely spent time and energy ruminating over that post for a while. I'd just turn it off, and hope for the best. I am however frankly shocked he posted just after me, hereafter the "Rooney effect".

The "Rooney Effect" scored a touchdown.

Fresh data: The "Rooney Effect" historically takes 8 minutes and 9 seconds.

[Sean92008]

Wonder if Art was expecting a parade with a marching band, baton girls and a float and, when he didn't get it (pun!!!) he left disappointed???

Sorry, shudda thought about that one hours ago.

[Value Of Pi]

Can't we just stare at the panda gif? I mean, what could be better than that?

[PB the Deplorable]

... When I was in college I was similarly amazed at the girls, who would go in groups, flying together to Vegas and other places during school breaks.  I found out that they were actually prostituting themselves to make extra money for school...   

Dang, I thought they just went home on weekends sometimes

[Lt.Uhura]

Can't we just stare at the panda gif? I mean, what could be better than that?

In the minority perhaps, but I don't care for that panda gif.

One more song before dreamland...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEZ_JjNz4E

[Sean92008]

Just sent a PM and couldn't see it...  What's up.  More denial of service attacks or are any PMs to AB automatically deleted?

[The King of Kings]

Art must have found the "Let's make fun of dummies" thread and saw everyone was making fun of his Facebook "friends".

[boxman]

[Sandra Kristen]

Since Art is taking questions I have one!

So Art, when did you first become a Juggalo?

[sydtron]

THE CHASE. is A song that will allways be associated with Art.  He used it because it was his.  Not that Coast stole it. But Art and The Chase are like bread and butter.

ART BELL FTW!!