Art Bell

[jazmunda]

Post count arguments are worse then those who fight over who has the bigger wang.

It's not the size of your post count it's what you do with them.

I need post Viagra.

[SaucyRossy]

It's not the size of your post count it's what you do with them.

I need post Viagra.

I heard if you eat drop bear testes it does nothing for you because drop bears aren't real.

[Nick el Ass]

It's not the size of your post count it's what you do with them.

I need post Viagra.

Erectile postfunction, huh? Thankfully, you can get it cheep online.

[WhiteCrow]

Is BellGab the "unmoderated forum", as referenced in the MITD FAQ? 
Is MV a Mod, or a Rocker?

I thought it'd be fun to have a troll as a moderator, to stir the pot when needed.
I was wrong.

[pate]

Hmmm. good thing.  I would have offered to go voluntarily for $5000 and putting a number of conditions on my departure including an apology from everybody here for treating me so poorly.

Wait, again I think I am mixing me up with another poster.  Damn this old age and dementia...

Nab-daggit.  Get often my lawn...

[pate]

I heard if you eat drop bear testes it does nothing for you because drop bears aren't real.

Eye haven't yet been tested for drop bear faeces, but I shall look into it.

Hope the VA covers that...

[Sumthins Goin On]

I'm trying to decide. It's a toss off up between her or the warm pie.

Yes, just some good 'ol home cooking.

[wr250]

Noooo, that's $1000 to ban Falkie.

how about a pawnshop, complete with a gimp?

[serenity]

It's not the size of your post count it's what you do with them.

I need post Viagra.

So if you take post Viagra do your posts get longer or "harder" to read.....
Damn, that degenerated quickly lol

[onan]

So if you take post Viagra do your posts get longer or "harder" to read.....
Damn, that degenerated quickly lol

He's posting like a young man again.

[pate]

I resemble that statement, sir.  I resemble that statement very deeply.

And, I remain,

SIR!

Very deeply,

yours.

[wr250]

It's not the size of your post count it's what you do with them.

I need post Viagra.

if you use post viagra, please watch the following:


http://youtu.be/B9q2jNjOPdk

[paladin1991]

I suggest we stop mentioning that man in the Art Bell Thread. The sooner people just ingnore him, the better bellgab will be. If i was not getting an expensive surgery, I would foot the $1,000 bill to ban him, for his sake and Bellgab's.

You are having an expensive surgery?  Is it elective?  If so, why are you so selfish?  Thinking of yourself first.  Don't you know the fat one needs your support?  Hell he deserves your support.  Well, let's just say it.  He's entitled to your money, Sir.

How else can the fat one survive if you don't stop thinking of yourself first?  Do you really expect him to rattle his used Starbux cup and collect quarters when YOU are sitting on a pile of money that are saving for an elective surgery?   He has Ipad shit to buy and you, you, you want a circumcision!  My God man, where is your humanity?

[paladin1991]

Eye haven't yet been tested for drop bear faeces, but I shall look into it.

Hope the VA covers that...

Better have put in your request 3 years back.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Truck driving.
trucker erik drives through Idaho I-95 outside of Lewiston, ID
Great shot of a mountain at 9:01


https://youtu.be/52mUKXQPOaQ

[pate]

Better have put in your request 3 years back.

Aye, Ghonnerhea (sp).

WILCO, sir...

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZjh3xeqlY

[PaulAtreides]

Yeah guys, time to freshen up the place, take showers, do some laundry, and no spitting on the floor.

Yeah, and come out from your mother's basements and get some sun on those shiny, white legs.

[No Quarter]

By the way I am sure many of you know that Bell Gab will be a Forum for the show, as people come in try not to slit their throats to quickly.

Art

New people to the forum are good. Especially when marinated in BBQ sauce and chased down with Pizza Punch   

[serenity]

New people to the forum are good. Especially when marinated in BBQ sauce and chased down with Pizza Punch   

And some fava beans and a nice Chianti........................

[ItsOver]

If Sardondi was still here we could put him in charge of the welcoming committee.  He was the one guy on Bellgab who was always impeccably attired, plus he could tell someone to go to hell and make them look forward to the trip.

Perfect description.  He could insult the hell out of you, too, and you'd want to thank him for it.  He was an excellent counter balance to the Falkie-side-of-the-tracks.  I miss that gentleman.

[No Quarter]

And some fava beans and a nice Chianti........................

Are new people considered red meat?  If so, Chianti would work quite well.
But if they taste like chicken, shouldn't we then have a white?

[chefist]

I know I've been treated rather well, and mildly entertained along the way! 

[ItsOver]

I know I've been treated rather well, and mildly entertained along the way! 

Heck, yeah.  Just stay out of the politics thread and all is good. 

[chefist]

Heck, yeah.  Just stay out of the politics thread and all is good.

Absolutely! Ok, here is the culmination of every political argument in the US...You Democratic Communist!...You Republican Fascist!...F#$% You!...NO, F#$% You!... There really is no reason to read or listen to political debates!  Same old rehash!

[CornyCrow]

Well, there used to be more room for compromise, to try to reach a solution that was best for the country as a whole and not just best for a party.  I'm sure there are people here who have opinions on both sides of the aisle because they are thinking individuals and not brainwashed hacks.

[scottydawg]

DING DING DING DING, GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS! COMMANDER MV TO CIC!
Jeezus Crackers, I haven't visited this forum in a few days and the Art Bell thread is filled with all this off topic sheepdip!.
Commander MV please put all this off topic non Art Bell stuff in a separate thread. Geez it's as bad as the guys at work putting
hambuger/taco wrappers in the recycle bin. It's contaminated folks, put these Non Art Art ramblings somewhere else!
I'm pretty sure Art doesn't have any erectile dysfunctions with his cute wife at home  

[chefist]

That's why I like Art Bell and his radio show...entertaining without the sour aftertaste!

[ItsOver]

Absolutely! Ok, here is the culmination of every political argument in the US...You Democratic Communist!...You Republican Fascist!...F#$% You!...NO, F#$% You!... There really is no reason to read or listen to political debates!  Same old rehash!

When SNL was good.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

When SNL was good.

I always thought they were just bashing each other.  I suppose I hadn't been exposed to American politics when last I watched that.