George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Such a shame, George was so close to getting Fidel Castro on as a guest. According to George anyway.

I can only imagine how that would have gone.

George: Fidel, thank you and welcome to the show my friend.
Castro: Buena noches - hello.
George: You're in Havana aren't you? Great town.
Castro: Of course I am in Havana.
George: You know Fidel the Cuban people are great people. I'm here in St. Louis, spending some time with the family and I have a friend, Tomas, he owns a little shoe repair shop here, he's Cuban. Great guy. Do you know him?
Castro: No, how would I know this person. Is this a serious question? Muy loco.
George: How about Ricky Ricardo? When I was a little boy growing up in Detroit I would sit with my mother and we would watch the Lucy show.
Castro: Please proceed with serious questions only. I don't have time for silly things.
George: Fidel we hear you're not in good health. Have you considered using Carnivora?
Castro: I am 90 years old of course my health is not good but I don't wish to speak about this.
George: I understand. I believe in the body's power to heal itself if you feed it the right things. I'm going to send you some Carnivora, send Tommy your phone number after the interview.
Castro: No reason to do this. Cuba have best medical system in the world. What will be will be.
George: You're not afraid of death? A few years ago I attended the funeral of a close friend who died in a motorcycle accident. Fidel I was standing there looking at him in his casket and a cold chill came over me. I thought "That's it? Nothing? There's nothing."
Castro: You are like a frightened small stupid child who need believe in fantasy worlds.
George: Let's talk about President Kennedy.  I'll never forget the day he was assassinated, I was just a boy in the 7th grade when they made the announcement on the school public address system they let us all go home. I sat with my mother in our living room watching Walter Cronkite, she was crying. You knew President Kennedy didn't you?
Castro: ...

That's our Jorch! 

[ItsOver]

the worst Bill the AAA call was the call to Clyde Lewis where he described his porn preferences

Oh, man, I'm glad I missed that one.  Clyde must have been thrilled.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Hi George Hi Hi Hi George

Bill would make an excellent addition to Bellgab. He's the only guy who could make Falkie seem normal

[ShayP]

Did anyone catch Noory scold Zubrin for saying "bullshit?"  LOL! 

[21st Century Man]

Such a shame, George was so close to getting Fidel Castro on as a guest. According to George anyway.

I can only imagine how that would have gone.

George: Fidel, thank you and welcome to the show my friend.
Castro: Buena noches - hello.
George: You're in Havana aren't you? Great town.
Castro: Of course I am in Havana.
George: You know Fidel the Cuban people are great people. I'm here in St. Louis, spending some time with the family and I have a friend, Tomas, he owns a little shoe repair shop here, he's Cuban. Great guy. Do you know him?
Castro: No, how would I know this person. Is this a serious question? Muy loco.
George: How about Ricky Ricardo? When I was a little boy growing up in Detroit I would sit with my mother and we would watch the Lucy show.
Castro: Please proceed with serious questions only. I don't have time for silly things.
George: Fidel we hear you're not in good health. Have you considered using Carnivora?
Castro: I am 90 years old of course my health is not good but I don't wish to speak about this.
George: I understand. I believe in the body's power to heal itself if you feed it the right things. I'm going to send you some Carnivora, send Tommy your phone number after the interview.
Castro: No reason to do this. Cuba have best medical system in the world. What will be will be.
George: You're not afraid of death? A few years ago I attended the funeral of a close friend who died in a motorcycle accident. Fidel I was standing there looking at him in his casket and a cold chill came over me. I thought "That's it? Nothing? There's nothing."
Castro: You are like a frightened small stupid child who need believe in fantasy worlds.
George: Let's talk about President Kennedy.  I'll never forget the day he was assassinated, I was just a boy in the 7th grade when they made the announcement on the school public address system they let us all go home. I sat with my mother in our living room watching Walter Cronkite, she was crying. You knew President Kennedy didn't you?
Castro: ...

Have to work Jimmy Hoffa into the conversation somewhere.

"Y'know Fidel.  I once interviewed Jimmy Hoffa.  I bet you knew him.  He hated the Kennedys as well.  C'mon, I bet you two got together and planned the assassinations of both JFK and RFK.  C'mon. Fidel, can you give me the scoop?"

"Are you evil, Fidel?"

"Do you believe in demons or the devil?"

"What about vampires?  Have you ever been in a room witha psychic vampire?  Sucks all the energy out of you."

[ItsOver]

Have to work Jimmy Hoffa into the conversation somewhere.

"Y'know Fidel.  I once interviewed Jimmy Hoffa.  I bet you knew him.  He hated the Kennedys as well.  C'mon, I bet you two got together and planned the assassinations of both JFK and RFK.  C'mon. Fidel, can you give me the scoop?"

"Are you evil, Fidel?"

"Do you believe in demons or the devil?"

"What about vampires?  Have you ever been in a room witha psychic vampire?  Sucks all the energy out of you."

"Fidel, did yeeewww know I was in the Navy?  How 'bout that Bay of Hogs!  Those were the days."

[whoozit]

"Fidel, did yeeewww know I was in the Navy?  How 'bout that Bay of Hogs!  Those were the days."

Fidel, were you a mean baby?

[ItsOver]

Did anyone catch Noory scold Zubrin for saying "bullshit?"  LOL!

Ha!  Ma Noory must have shit a brick.

[21st Century Man]

"Fidel, did yeeewww know I was in the Navy?  How 'bout that Bay of Hogs!  Those were the days."

"Fidel, why do yeeewww do what yeeewww do?  Do yeeewww enjoy it?  So what's in you're future?"


lol

[zeebo]

George: You know Fidel the Cuban people are great people. I'm here in St. Louis, spending some time with the family and I have a friend, Tomas, he owns a little shoe repair shop here, he's Cuban. Great guy.

I swear I heard this in George's voice, lol well done.

[zeebo]

Did anyone catch Noory scold Zubrin for saying "bullshit?"  LOL!

Was that what he said?  haha all I heard was after, the disappointment-toned "You can't say that Robert".

[Morgus]

Was that what he said?  haha all I heard was after, the disappointment-toned "You can't say that Robert".

It was kinda obvious when Robert substituted the word "baloney" and Noory approved that one... 

[zeebo]

Second half of the show has "psychic attacks and energy vampires" .. or will it be energy attacks and psychic vampires?

[21st Century Man]

Late night radio is a vast wasteland these days.  I'm not tuning into Noory until Thursday when Father Gary Thomas comes on.

[21st Century Man]

Second half of the show has "psychic attacks and energy vampires" .. or will it be energy attacks and psychic vampires?

I take anything that comes out of Bruce Goldberg's mouth with extreme skepticism.

[Dateline]

You know your life has gotten decrepit and down-the-tubes when you spend your weekend binge watching Beyond Belief.

[Dateline]

How bout those Dodg. . . I mean Cardi. . . .Codgers?, Norry?

[goldendeal]

This subject has been beat into the ground, it's as stale as than Jorch's wig .

[CronkitesGhost]

where does the 'Jorch' name come from?

[goldendeal]

Waiting  for Jorch to tie the Kennedy assassination in with  D. B. Cooper and SuperBeets.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Late night radio is a vast wasteland these days.  I'm not tuning into Noory until Thursday when Father Gary Thomas comes on.

I've seen a few of his lectures online, he's the real deal.  Apparently the movie "The Rite" was based on his life.  A lot of what he says just corroborates what Malachi Martin used to say, although I've never heard him mention things like perfect possession or drama inside the Vatican - should be an interesting interview.

[21st Century Man]

I've seen a few of his lectures online, he's the real deal.  Apparently the movie "The Rite" was based on his life.  A lot of what he says just corroborates what Malachi Martin used to say, although I've never heard him mention things like perfect possession - should be an interesting interview.

Provided Noory asks interesting questions which is something Noory is not known for.  I read the book and saw the movie and enjoyed them both.  I've never heard him interviewed before though.  Maybe they will bump Warren to the last hour if they want to go an extra hour with Thomas.

[21st Century Man]

This subject has been beat into the ground, it's as stale as than Jorch's wig .

That is why I'm not listening.  Until something concrete comes up, I don't give a shit about regurgitating all the theories of this tragic occurrence.  Kennedy was before my time and I don't get the adoration.  His brother Teddy was an asshole and the lasting impression of the Kennedys that I have is due to him.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

That is why I'm not listening.  Until something concrete comes up, I don't give a shit about regurgitating all the theories of this tragic occurrence.  Kennedy was before my time and I don't get the adoration.  His brother Teddy was an asshole and the lasting impression of the Kennedys that I have is due to him.

I'm of a similar opinion, but I do get the appeal, even if I don't share it.  For some people it's simple as he was the only Catholic president we've ever had.  Also the image of the young charismatic president and the fascination with his affairs.  Not sure if it's true but I once heard a story that he told an intern to give his friend a BJ at a pool party

[goldendeal]

Tomorrow night will be big, Dr. Joel Wallach will diagnose Jorch with hemorrhoids, despite  Joch's  insistence he is a perfect asshole.

[21st Century Man]

I'm of a similar opinion, but I do get the appeal, even if I don't share it.  For some people it's simple as he was the only Catholic president we've ever had.  Also the image of the young charismatic president and the fascination with his affairs.  Not sure if it's true but I once heard a story that he told an intern to give his friend a BJ at a pool party

Unbelievable.  I guess when you are young and good looking, you could get away with just about anything.  I can't imagine telling an employee to go give a friend a BJ.  Of course, it is a different climate today but still the rich and powerful get away with stuff that would get ordinary people in huge trouble.  Case in point, Hillary Clinton.

[21st Century Man]

Tomorrow night will be big, Dr. Joel Wallach will diagnose Jorch with hemorrhoids, despite  Joch's  insistence he is a perfect asshole.

The only Wallach I want to hear is Eli. I should watch an Eli Wallach movie every time Joel comes on.  Tomorrow's show will definitely be Bad and Ugly. I can't find anything Good to say about it.

[goldendeal]

Someone needs to let Jorch know that promo code "Cyber-George"  just sounds wrong on so many levels for his dating service. He should go with something like "Eunuch-George"

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

I've never heard him interviewed before though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ugCuN-lAJY

"Beyond Belief" lol

[21st Century Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ugCuN-lAJY

"Beyond Belief" lol

Thanks for posting this.