George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm always surprised when Noory acknowledges us. It means he knows we're here and what we're saying; if I saw this much vitriol steaming in my direction, I'd seriously reconsider my career choice...

But what would he do - it sounds like his TV news career chewed him up and spit him out, it looks like he had a string of failed businesses.  When he took over Coast he was doing a nighttime show basically based on what Art Bell was doing - making what, $15-20,000 a year?  (Although even that's a bit suspect, there doesn't seem to be any record of it other than on his resume).

His only skill is hosting a radio show, which is to say he has no marketable skills.  Maybe his alma mater U of Detroit-Mercy has a professorship open, they seem proud of him.

[LacyWoodrow]

Someone give me a spork so I can stab myself. Worse Christmas music ever from Chicago.

[ziznak]

"George's other family"
GAG

[Morgus]

"George's other family"
GAG

Noory should take a poll to see if we want him to give up his holidays to host the live holiday shows.
I think most of us would vote he take off the holidays and give it to guest hosts instead.
His family would thank us, or would they? 

[LacyWoodrow]

"George's other family"
GAG

George will be busy on Christmas. He will be playing himself as Georgie daddy, and his partner Mommy Tommy.

He seriously needs a mental checkup.

[LacyWoodrow]

Noory should take a poll to see if we want him to give up his holidays to host the live holiday shows.
I think most of us would vote he take off the holidays and give it to guest hosts instead.
His family would thank us, or would they? 

As much as your right, I still think he fabricated that short conversation with him and his son.  "Dad will you be spending Chrismas with us this year? 'No son, I have another family to attend to. The Coast family'.... Dad, you're a big Pile of Shit, you know that!?"

[Morgus]

Hahaha
Noory just commented to his guest that the devil looks like a reptilian, though he is red.
Noory believes there is a devil who is red with horns and a pitchfork?

[Doomed]

As much as your right, I still think he fabricated that short conversation with him and his son.  "Dad will you be spending Chrismas with us this year? 'No son, I have another family to attend to. The Coast family'.... Dad, you're a big Pile of Shit, you know that!?"

Noory has a habit of spitting out comments like this anytime he needs to stroke his ego and get the guest in his corner. Seems lately a number of guests have blown off his statements of grandure, a couple almost laughed outloud. Should be interesting to see which of these guests get a return invite from noory or his producers.
BTW Lacy...love the av. 

[ziznak]

Hahaha
Noory just commented to his guest that the devil looks like a reptilian, though he is red.
Noory believes there is a devil who is red with horns and a pitchfork?

and he said it all matter of fact like... I was knee deep in call of duty blood when my ears perked right up... it was my snoory sense tingling. Everytime I find myself able to ignore the show he starts talking stupid and I can't help but listen

[stevesh]

I only visit The Huffington Post to troll the comments sections of the loonier Left-Wing celebrity blogs (all of whom are currently hyperventilating over gun control, of course), but Noory mentioned last night that there would be an article about C2C there next week. Something to look forward to for the holidays.

[Kaiborg]

I wonder if it will be anything like the article by the Atlantic, where they called him an "uneven broadcaster". 

[Immy]

I don't know where I read it first, but it was here on CoastGab, so thanks (you know who you are ) for opening my eyes even more to the raging incompetence that is Jorch, and specifically his fetish to leap on any reference that he can associate to himself.

Near the end of the Chicago interview Walt was talking about how audiences in Michigan were always his favorite. But when he mentioned Detroit, Motor City meathead Jorch chimed in with this worthless contribution:

"My home town, born and raised! My 90-year-old mother still lives there and recently met her idol, Pat Boone!" 

Huh??? It completely derailed Walt, who dropped a comment about it being great to meet an idol. Was all the poor guy could do. Un-freakin-believable.

[valdez]

     George needed R. Gary Patterson to help him interview Walter Parazaider, the founding member of Chicago, because while having a musical guest on the show usually allows the host (like Ian, or Wells) to relax and shoot the sh*t and recall the crazy days of their youth, George has no sh*t to shoot, and no idea of the music that surrounded him in his early days because he spent it building telescopes and slinging cap guns and developing his theory that "there has to be other life in the universe" before anybody else thought of it.  I think he really likes that "Red Rubber Ball" song, which is the worst thing ever written.  Chicago was one of those bands that, as we said in my day, "sucked."  Horns and rock n' roll is a tricky thing.  Bruce does it well, and there may be a few others.  I recently got turned on to a band that kicks butt with horns, but they're not really rock, more folk, and international something or other, called Beirut.
     John Rhodes thinks that reptilian people are living inside the earth, and in other dimensions, and I wish him good luck with his studies for in two days the world is ending, and we humans, and reptiods, and cockroaches, are all doomed, and the last time the world ended (as foretold by the Honorable Harold Camping) I listed, on this thread, the things that I was going to miss, but now I've grown more cynical, and my mind wanders to the things I ain't going to miss at all, like people on the highway that scoot in and out of lanes just to gain that extra two feet, and people who go to gyms, and fleece, and how when you go to McDonald's and the coke in the lobby is flat and you ask the lady behind the counter to get you a coke from the drive through and she says it's the same thing, but you know it isn't, and any flavor poptarts that isn't strawberry, and everyone on rotation at MTV, and...

again

[stevesh]

Here it is now:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/19/coast-to-coast-am-radio-celeb-fans-on-doomsday_n_2318168.html

Check the celebrity testimonials at the bottom.

[Juan]

sNoory (or the Cheap Channel PR department) says Georgie is heard by 3-million listeners per week.  That's down from 3.5-million reported by Talker's Magazine in early 2012.  Down a half-million listeners in a year.
That compares to a 1997 Time magazine article that reports Art had 10-million.

sNoory sucks - the ratings show it.

[Sardondi]

Here it is now:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/19/coast-to-coast-am-radio-celeb-fans-on-doomsday_n_2318168.html

Check the celebrity testimonials at the bottom.

What a bucket of meaningless, say-nothing gobbledygook.

"I'm a staunch believer that, no matter what kind of a roller-coaster of life we may be on, we're gonna be here. It's not going to be rosy or a smooth ride, but we're gonna make it and one of the things I always say is we're in this together, no matter what...".

Let's see that again: "...one of the things I always say is we're in this together, no matter what,". Just go ahead and kill me.

And my fave is Noory's answer to his own question: "Is it going to be an end-all for us? Probably not around that time period. Strange things could happen at any time now."

Huh? Here's what he actually said: "No. Yes."

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I rather liked John Rhodes, who told no thrilling tales of reptiloids and actually did not talk about reptiloids that much.

Then, about 2 hours in, he just lost it for 3 minutes saying these beasties were hiding underground and the end was near.

[Jasmine]

From the HuffPo article:

"Each night on "Coast to Coast AM," listeners are captivated with discussions on news and current events, with heavy doses of UFOs, ancient aliens, conspiracy theories, alternative medicine, life-after-death and all things curious and unexplained."

The only way for a sane, rational, and intelligent person to be even remotely "captivated" by George Noory's obtuse "diskushins" is with heavy doses of alcohol or mind-altering drugs...or tied to their bed or chair.

...all things curious and unexplained, such as why Noory is sitting in the main hosting chair.

And, Pat Boone? Pat Boone? What other inane lounge singers can be interviewed for their thoughts on Coast?

[ItsOver]

Hahaha
Noory just commented to his guest that the devil looks like a reptilian, though he is red.
Noory believes there is a devil who is red with horns and a pitchfork?

Probably from first hand knowledge. 

[ItsOver]

From the HuffPo article:

"Each night on "Coast to Coast AM," listeners are captivated with discussions on news and current events, with heavy doses of UFOs, ancient aliens, conspiracy theories, alternative medicine, life-after-death and all things curious and unexplained."

The only way for a sane, rational, and intelligent person to be even remotely "captivated" by George Noory's obtuse "diskushins" is with heavy doses of alcohol or mind-altering drugs...or tied to their bed or chair.

...all things curious and unexplained, such as why Noory is sitting in the main hosting chair.

And, Pat Boone? Pat Boone? What other inane lounge singers can be interviewed for their thoughts on Coast?

J.B. Wells interviewing "Elvis" Noory?

[ziznak]

I finally heard the "haterz" commentary sometime throughout the night... about an hour twenty into the show for anybody that missed it.  I can only assume that George has been reduced to his rationalizations planted in his head by other people. We here at coastgab that are more than likely these "haterz" he is speaking of.... we are annonymous losers with no jobs or lives and are all living at home in mommy's basement.  It's amazing that there soooo many of us though?? sitting here hating ourselves eating pizza rolls and projecting our dissatisfaction with ourselves and life on poor jorch!! for chrissakes he's only trying to inform the world about the truuph!!  The disgust in his voice is palpable...

I must be a hater because I DID find some sort of satisfaction in hearing that utter "anger" in his voice... it really DOES get to him lol... kinda makes me think he's the loser for letting this shit get under his skin.

[ItsOver]

So many "haters," so few good C2C hosts.  Anybody remember Knapp devoting any airtime to his "haters?"

[ziznak]

I've decided to put together an official coastgab response to George's recent haterz soliloquy.

a message from the coastcab haterz collective...

George "pizza roll" Noory:

[Morgus]

Anybody remember Knapp devoting any airtime to his "haters?"

i do recall one time back Knapp did comment on the air about some emailer that called him an 'asshat' and he went into an amusing monologue about what that could mean to be an 'asshat' 

[Mels-hole1984]

What are your thoughts on this folks?



Sandy Hook Shooting Exposed As a Fraud

[Pragmier]

Watched that clip several times and still can't make any sense of it. My first reaction is it's fabricated anguish, but I don't know how a mind will react to such duress.

[ziznak]

James Van Fraud for the first hour... he's such a piece of shit I'm sorry I really can't stand these psychics who feed off of the misery and hopes of people in despair. 

I'm not too familiar with Thomas Hackney.  Looks like he's got a degree in psychology?? Can't find anything on him really besides the C2C and amazon stuff though... hopefully he'll be somewhat entertaining.

[Kaiborg]

10 minutes into the segment and this guy is so disjointed, I'm convinced he's smoking meth.  sNoory's already had to break his laissez faire policy and stoped him from doing math on the air, as well as said "this will make more sense if people can see pictures".  wtf is this guy going on about?

[sleeplessinca]

we've got a live one!  really makes me miss Art.

[Immy]

This is embarrassingly awkward to hear. Anyone wanna bet Jorch "loses" this guy's connection at the half hour?