George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Pragmier]

Maybe those comic book geeks were laughing all the way to the bank:

Superman comic draws highest price ever paid: $2.16 Million  IIRC comics first broke the million-dollar mark in 2010. George Knapp had a collector on a while back talking about the thousands of dollars worth of books he has. It's part of Americana.

[Jasmine]

Chocolate,Dark chocolate,milk chocolate,white chocolate.It is Yule time and those damn chocolate oranges are mocking me at the grocery,Damn, this year they have Dark ad white in addition to the milk kind.That subtle hint of orange essence  makes it pretty heady for me.Then there are those turtles,those chocolate,pecan caramel turtles and "it is turtles all the way down".
One year the orange chocolate thing took over my brain and I made fudge to give out for presents(my excuse for the budget busting) and made a triple cocoa fudge with pecans and a white fudge with almonds,pinon,macadamia nuts.I put a small can of orange juice concentrate in each and grated an orange in each.Chocolate for me is the morphene of candy.When I worked for a beekeeper as his route man i the 70's I also carried candies of a guy that ran rippled potato chips through his chocolate coating machine.Those are the heroin of chocolate.

You are a most deliciously decadent one.

... but could Stalin hit those high notes like "Elvis" Noory?  Could he light up the stage with just his smile?  Sure, Stalin had his "wild and crazy" moments, but who can let his hair down like that joker Jorch?  We're talking the "Toronto Torch" here.

Perhaps young Stalin could hit those high notes...in the bedroom. As for Curious George, I impatiently await his Christmas CD, where he will outshine Burl Ives.

as for your "SCHtalin" comments.... yer kidding right???

Listen, baby (but you're no manbaby!) Perhaps as a heterosexual man (but no manbaby!), you just can't see it, but as a woman who is wired for dark, brooding, swarthy men (my Italian blooded beloved hubby) young Joseph Stalin exuded a very powerful and raw animal magnetism, along with charisma and intensity (He had Scorpio rising in his natal birth chart, after all). He was a very sexy and good looking young guy. Yes, Zizzy, If I were a single woman back in 1902, I'd jump Stalin's bones.

The 1915 picture makes him look like a sub shop owner in most cities in the USA.

I had a very lewd and crude comeback for this, but, it being the holiday season, I'll be a refined lady. 

Maybe those comic book geeks were laughing all the way to the bank:

Superman comic draws highest price ever paid: $2.16 Million  IIRC comics first broke the million-dollar mark in 2010. George Knapp had a collector on a while back talking about the thousands of dollars worth of books he has. It's part of Americana.

I more than understand and can appreciate the value of collecting and selling vintage comic books, don't get me wrong. That's not what I was referring to in my previous post.

[PB the Deplorable]

So, 40-odd years after he leaves home, he goes to his mother's basement and can't understand why his baseball cards and comics are not there.  And blames his mother for not remembering where they are.
Only sNoory.

Where the heck has George been,?  From around the early 70s when they became 'collectables', if those cards and comics were in any kind of decent shape they were probably worth more than that house is.

He could have sold them and had his own place all those years instead of living in his ex'es basements.

[Jasmine]

You know what this thread needs? A good old Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Yep, that's what it needs.

[LacyWoodrow]

You know what this thread needs? A good old Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Yep, that's what it needs.

HAHAHA! That's a classic!

[Jasmine]

HAHAHA! That's a classic!

And speaking of clASSic, Lacy, you may want to pull your pants up, darlin'.

Yes, the tree. Isn't it a hoot? Limp, and with one hanging ball...yeah...just like Frankie Delveccio, a guy I went out with during university. But, never mind, let's not speak of such tawdry things when the joyous and festive season is upon us!

[ziznak]

hmmmm now I'm all interested in Jazzys SCHtalin seduction... so how would you approach this man of schteel and melt his metal heart?? 

[ItsOver]

From Jorch to Stalin... where else will this thread of never ending Noory suckage take us?

[EnterDragon]

I'm talking to Noory right now via live chat on the Coast insider page. Anyone have any good questions for me to ask him? Ones that Tommy will publish!

[coaster]

I'm talking to Noory right now via live chat on the Coast insider page. Anyone have any good questions for me to ask him? Ones that Tommy will publish!

Ask him if he prefers pepperoni or hamburger

[EnterDragon]

Someone told him that he was foolish to use microwaves. And he replied "You're right"

[ziznak]

ask him what exactly he has in his refrigerator?

[EnterDragon]

I first told him that conservative talk radio is on its way out and more hosts are shifting towards liberal topics. I then asked if he was worried about C2C getting any competition and he said "No, we are cutting edge. They'll try to duplicate, but never succeed"

I'm not sure coast will be as cutting edge as it used to be. The History channel is better than Coast.

[Nucky Nolan]

Where the heck has George been,?  From around the early 70s when they became 'collectables', if those cards and comics were in any kind of decent shape they were probably worth more than that house is.

He could have sold them and had his own place all those years instead of living in his ex'es basements.

I gave my baseball cards and comic books to my cousin when I began high school. I felt that they were for kids at the time. He sold them at a garage sale! I could have bought a new car with that collection.

[DAE]

Live chat?  George knows how to use a computer?  Neat.

[Juan]

sNoory just said "All-heimers" - I haven't heard that one before.  How creative.

[Nucky Nolan]

sNoory just said "All-heimers" - I haven't heard that one before.  How creative.

I just posted that in the thread about his creepy comments. The old woman's ears were full of maggots. Why did he feel the need to share that with us or *any*body? There's something wrong with that man.

[Nucky Nolan]

Live chat?  George knows how to use a computer?  Neat.

He knows how to use a computer. He doesn't know how to chat.

[michio]

First George reads a news story about the recent public shooting, following with a story about concealed carry (because Georgie is packing heat and knows how to use it).  To discuss is John Lott, defender of all things guns. George caught me by surprise with that guest on 'The George Noory Show.'  :

[Nucky Nolan]

I just posted that in the thread about his creepy comments. The old woman's ears were full of maggots. Why did he feel the need to share that with us or *any*body? There's something wrong with that man.

He's moved on from kids and animals to the elderly. I suppose that we'll now be treated to "dead grandma stories". I guess that's some kind of progress....not. I listen to ten minutes of Noory, and he's got me talking to myself!

[michio]

sNoory just said "All-heimers" - I haven't heard that one before.  How creative.

Jasmine's heard it before.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.15270.html
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[ziznak]

sNoory just said "All-heimers" - I haven't heard that one before.  How creative.

funny I had him pegged as the type of idiot that would think its "old timers" disease.

he just said primordial soup.  I pictured him looking lost at the supermarket in the soup isle...

[Nucky Nolan]

he just said primordial soup.  I pictured him looking lost at the supermarket in the soup isle...

They likely sell the primordial soup next to the prehistoric pizza rolls. Noory should have checked the sell-by date.

[thefamilyghost]

      Loren Coleman on the bigfoot/DNA story that Knapp covered a few weeks back. I'm done with bigfoot until he steps out into Times Square and conducts an interview. Catherine Austin Fitts explains the "fiscal cliff" to George. It went mostly like this: Fitts gets into the complexity of it all and George says "unbelievable amazing who knows?," and then Fitts gets back into the complexity of it all and George says, "unbelievable amazing who knows?" At one point George said that "the politicians have let us down," to which, and to her credit, Fitts tells George that the blame sits with "all of us."
     Memo to George:"you can't handle the truth" is a line from a movie, it's not an "old saying." Old sayings are lines that have been around forever and can't be attributed to anyone. Quotes from books, movies, songs, etc, can, and should, be attributed from whence they came. You are a broadcaster. You should know that.

 

Lol spot on...I remember one such interjection, 'It's the 'haves' and the 'have-nots' isn't it?'

Then, 'the rich get richer and the poor get poorer', I think he said. This topic was waaaaaaayyyyyyyy above lJorch's reading level.

[Nucky Nolan]

Noory asked if John Gotti was ruthless! There aren't enough faces; there aren't enough palms. They should have asked Knapp to interview this guest. I wish someone would make Noory and Tommy an offer they can't refuse.

[Maxwell]

Crap, I wish it was Knapp interviewing this ex-mobster.  But, no, it's Noory, so we get "Was Elvis a good guy?" and "Did you travel much with the mob?"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Someone put up a clip of Noory's "Would you...Do it again?"
That was just awful.

[bud2112]

Once i criticized George about his stance on guns and his reply was this - You need to educate yourself

http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1407265

 

[michio]

George was have a pleasant conversation with mobster guy. Mobster guy said earlier in the show that he'd been shot in the back, but the second after he said those words Simple George was more interested in talking about Corvettes or whatever car talk had been going on at the time. I thought it odd a nice guy like George didn't inquire into this rather dramatic and life threatening situation for his guest. It may have made for an interesting few minutes to hear more about mob guy's dance with death and the dirty rat that shot him. But a stack of 3x5 cards were waiting to be read. The show must go on unimpeded by interesting stories. Near the end of the program, George asked mobster guy if he's ever been shot. I  : and thought George's "alheimers" must be returning, or it has never left.

[Morgus]

Near the end of tonight's c2c show, Noory was talking retiring with his guest and indicated he agreed with him that he himself should NEVER retire.
Ugh...