George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[stevesh]

The really 'Eeeewwww' part of that was Noory sharing with us that his older sister complained to his mom that she couldn't sleep because 'George breathes too hard'.

I hope the heavy breathing didn't have anything to do with the hamsters. I've never heard Noory name-drop Richard Gere.

[PB the Deplorable]

I remember George saying that he raised hamsters (or some other defenseless rodentia) and wore a white lab coat and carried a clipboard and measured their growth and so on...all when he was eight or so. Lie. That's just fruity. Eight-year old boys are trying to build explosives in the basement with their chemistry sets, at least they were when I was growing up.

8 years old - that would have been about the time George claimed to be 'devouring' Chariots of the Gods, and 10 years before the book actually came out.

I recall George saying sumpthin about baby hampsters and that his dad stomped them to death in his bare feet - I wonder if it was these, or if one of these had babies.  Or if George was just lying about the hampster stomp, or the whole hampster thing - he didn't mention it again when his dad died did he?

Another lie. He just makes stuff up and clearly lacks the imagination to do it well.

That made me laugh out loud

[coaster]

I remember George saying that he raised hamsters (or some other defenseless rodentia) and wore a white lab coat and carried a clipboard and measured their growth and so on...all when he was eight or so.

I don't have a hard time believing this. Noory is a fucking weirdo.  It would only make sense that hes been a weirdo his whole life.

[BobGrau]

I don't have a hard time believing this. Noory is a fucking weirdo.  It would only make sense that hes been a weirdo his whole life.

How dare you. On behalf of weirdos everywhere, he's not one of ours.

[ziznak]

All things considered last night's show was one of the creepier ones.  I could almost hear George start spanking when the munchausen baby killing moms stuff came out.  That with his numerous "wait... WHAT?" moments made this a c2c to download and listen to over again for me.

[ItsOver]

the only explanation to how Noory has remained host of c2c for ten years and keeps getting contract extensions:
Noory obviously sold his soul to satan years ago...

That has to be it.  C2C has been a living hell with Noory.  Glad I fell asleep before last night's Noory creep fest.  Hearing Noory talking nonsense about furry little creatures would have kept me awake.  Almost as bad as hearing about rabid attacking beavers.

[Kaiborg]

I know it's been said that snoory seems to take some kind of weird joy in reporting on hurt children.  I'd have to concur, and last night's show was pretty damn creepy.  I'm wondering if anyone else heard the comment from snoory, coming out of a break, when he said something like "Lisa told me I'm to excited", in relation to the conversation and topic?  It made me realize that the show producers have to be aware of this as well... 

The shit show rolls on...

[HorrorRetro]

I know it's been said that snoory seems to take some kind of weird joy in reporting on hurt children.  I'd have to concur, and last night's show was pretty damn creepy.  I'm wondering if anyone else heard the comment from snoory, coming out of a break, when he said something like "Lisa told me I'm to excited", in relation to the conversation and topic?  It made me realize that the show producers have to be aware of this as well... 

The shit show rolls on...

It's pathetic the rest of the staff know that he's sick in the head, and they let this freak show roll on.

Perhaps we need a new Munchausen classification -- Munchausen by media. 

[Frys Girl]

Cedarcide was served papers for false advertising about bed bugs. Coast to coast and its sponsors are a joke.

[PB the Deplorable]

Cedarcide was served papers for false advertising about bed bugs. Coast to coast and its sponsors are a joke.

Nice find.  Is George still lying about personally looking into and approving every advertiser?

Having fraudulent advertising is one thing.  Claiming to have personally vetted it is malignant

[Marc.Knight]

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[Marc.Knight]

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[Morgus]

Cedarcide was served papers for false advertising about bed bugs. Coast to coast and its sponsors are a joke.

I hope they do the same thing to Noory's big sponsor 'Carnivora' - those annoying commercials he does for that run nearly every night even on nights he isn't hosting... 

[HorrorRetro]

Cedarcide was served papers for false advertising about bed bugs. Coast to coast and its sponsors are a joke.

I read that yesterday.  I'm sure Noory will ignore it and carry on schlepping this crap as usual.

http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2012/09/cedarcidermb.shtm

[NoMoreNoory]

All things considered last night's show was one of the creepier ones.  I could almost hear George start spanking when the munchausen baby killing moms stuff came out.  That with his numerous "wait... WHAT?" moments made this a c2c to download and listen to over again for me.

You know, I have to agree with that. It was a multi-vehicle pile-up from start to finish. Noory's interruptions and background mutterings were reaching Tourette's levels. Have you noticed his new mantra: 'That's right'? He repeats it constantly while his guests are talking, like he was marking a kid's homework or something. I'd love to keep a count of how many times he says it in an average show.
Aside from the embarrassing stuff about his sister and his nocturnal breathing, he also dragged his daughter in with a long story about her sneaking out to go joy-riding in her Mother's car in the middle of the night before George rumbled her and had her jailed for the night to teach her a lesson. It was a non-sequitur - basically Daddy Noory seeking validation for his actions - but can you imagine having your father share that story with a worldwide audience? The man has the most toe-curling boundary issues.
The poor woman who called in late on with the tale of being dumped by her date, taking a ride from a bunch of kids which turned into a nightmare was treated with brutal insensitivity, I thought. At the point in her story where she agreed to go into a store and buy beer, Noory pretty much shouted her down by telling her repeatedly what she should have done to get out of the situation, like that contributed anything.
It wound on and on. Noory's Swedish chef accent which he suddenly adopted to pronounce Joren van der Sloot's name was a cut-out-and-keep treasure.
There were so many 'moments' last night, you could go on for ever. Just one more, which relates to Strokemouth and the 'een' syndrome, which is now beginning to creep into the general vocabulary of my girlfriend and I. Thus, thanks to the Nooron, we can no longer say 'happening' or 'talking', these words are now always 'happaneen' and 'tokkeen'. Last night produced a doozy which we will be adopting immediately.
Pat Brown had been tokkeen , I mean, talking about what might happen if your teenage daughter is allowed to closet herself in a room with unlimited and unmonitored TV and Internet access up to and including engaging in cyber-sexual activity. The conversation had actually moved on, but Boory had to drag it back to offer the observation - again, completely irrelevantly - that he had seen a couple at dinner not talking to each other but both texting on their phones. But 'texting' came out - twice - as 'texeen'.
One way or another, he's almost set himself a new standard of ineptness, incompetence and inadvertent hilarity. The challenge: can he do better tonight? Better meaning worse, of course, in the Looking-Glass logic of Nooryland. C2C has become my favourite comedy show when Noory is hosting, the only thing that keeps me listening is waiting for the next piece of nonsense to turn up.

[ItsOver]

I hope they do the same thing to Noory's big sponsor 'Carnivora' - those annoying commercials he does for that run nearly every night even on nights he isn't hosting... 

Those are the worst commercials, with both Noory and the Carnivora dude reading from a hokey script.  It sounds like a badly written Saturday Night Live parody.  It almost makes you want to go OD on turmeric. 

[eddie dean]

Those are the worst commercials, with both Noory and the Carnivora dude reading from a hokey script.  It sounds like a badly written Saturday Night Live parody.  It almost makes you want to go OD on turmeric. 

I just snorted a bunch of turmeric and a funny thing happened.
I couldn't pronounce anything correctly
I got marble mouth
I couldn't comprehend the most basic of ideas
and I tried to interview a gerbil.... by staring with:  "hey how are youuuuuuuuewewew?"
OD'ing on turmeric turns you into a douche
i don't recommend it.. I hope it wears off soon!!

[ItsOver]

I just snorted a bunch of turmeric and a funny thing happened.
I couldn't pronounce anything correctly
I got marble mouth
I couldn't comprehend the most basic of ideas
and I tried to interview a gerbil.... by staring with:  "hey how are youuuuuuuuewewew?"
OD'ing on turmeric turns you into a douche
i don't recommend it.. I hope it wears off soon!!

  You should have known better.  Do you have an overpowering urge to hit some dive karaoke bar and start belting out "Kentucky Rain?"   Hasn't Snoory said he takes something like a kilo a day of turmeric?  Maybe that was something else. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Those are the worst commercials, with both Noory and the Carnivora dude reading from a hokey script.  It sounds like a badly written Saturday Night Live parody.  It almost makes you want to go OD on turmeric. 

I was always intrigued by the boast that President Reagan took Carnivora 'successfully'. What does that mean? That Ronnie actually managed to get it to his mouth and swallow it? Certainly, Mr Reagan's subsequent medical history is not the greatest advert for the stuff. Does anyone really think it's a good idea to put ground-up Venus Fly-Trap in your system? No surprise to me that the stuff sends the immune system into overdrive.

Some time ago, Noory was urging us to go to carnivora.com to view the 'amazeen' video showing the effects of this magical substance. I followed the link and watched the following with a mixture of side-hugging glee and mind-boggled disbelief. What is possibly going on here?


Carnivora - Watch Powerful Immune Defense Come Alive with just 3 Carnivora Capsules & 1 Hour!

[ItsOver]

Why does this come to mind?

[coaster]

I can't believe I watched that video. Carnivora sounds like an infection in pill form. No thanks. You pop three pills of anything that doesn't belong in the body, and your immune system is going to react. Might as well find a way to snort tetanus.. same thing.

[ziznak]

...seen a couple at dinner not talking to each other but both texting on their phones. But 'texting' came out - twice - as 'texeen'.

This isn't the first time he's told the same or similar story actually.  I didn't notice it until my second run through but yeah he's used that one before. 

C2C has become my favourite comedy show when Noory is hosting, the only thing that keeps me listening is waiting for the next piece of nonsense to turn up.

Yuppers!  it's that anticipation of the next tidbit of idiocy that keeps me listening any more.  I'm sure you aren't alone in finding yourself tokkeen in Noronese... It saddens me to admit that at times I speak Noronese and am not even aware of it.  It's especially hard to explain when I do it around non listeners... "ah nah it's not a Minnesota accent actually it's this douche... wait nevermind yeah... Minnesota."

[Falkie2013]

What the hell is Snoory's obsession with having shows about giants and nefilim ?

I don't even listen when he has that stuff on the air.

I did see something on tv tonight that absolutely blew my mind.

In England there was a crew rowboat on a river.

One of the rowers was a young woman who had 2 fully functional heads. They moved and talked independently of each other and were very attractive.

Genetically most lower animals with two heads or muliple appendages die.

The tv listing showed several shows with this woman as the subject and even her Mother talking about her but it kind of creeped me out and I changed the channel.

The show is Abby and Brittany and they're co-joined twins who share multiple organs and legs.

[ItsOver]

What the hell is Snoory's obsession with having shows about giants and nefilim ?............

No doubt, just more compensating for a Snoory short-coming.

[ShayP]

Been spending time catching up on shows since i haven't been able to listen. **SIGH**    Same old George but worse....IMO.
I'm still taken back how he recycles the same old bullshit and interupts guests and callers constantly by trying to finish their sentences.  And of cource the same stuff everyone here posts about regarding him.  "Texsinng"  He just cant say 'texting' among other things.  I know I know, this is old news but It's killing me. 


Oh, in reference to the show where he mentioned sharing a room with his sis until age 12.......he also told the guest "kids shouldn't have TV's in their rooms" and that "18 year old kids can have them."  The guest blurted out "What? 18 means they are adults George...."  He laughed it off and moved on.

[Sardondi]

......he also told the guest "kids shouldn't have TV's in their rooms" and that "18 year old kids can have them."  The guest blurted out "What? 18 means they are adults George...."  He laughed it off and moved on.

George reveals to the world he was an absentee father. I don't know when he got divorced and how old his kids were but it had to be when they were very young, because George clearly has no clue about what is involved in child rearing. No clue what.so.ever.

[John Smith]

Blew a gasket while listening to a rebroadcast from 9/11. Norry for the millionth time asked a guest "but what about evil" Norry is like a fricken parrot with his "what about evil" question. Jeez!!!

[ziznak]

"George breathes too hard I CANT SLEEP!!!!!"

[WOTR]

Some time ago, Noory was urging us to go to carnivora.com to view the 'amazeen' video showing the effects of this magical substance. I followed the link and watched the following with a mixture of side-hugging glee and mind-boggled disbelief. What is possibly going on here?


Carnivora - Watch Powerful Immune Defense Come Alive with just 3 Carnivora Capsules & 1 Hour!

Oh, what the hell do you know?  Here is a man with letters before his name (DR, MD, ND, DSc, DAc, and DC) and you want to argue with him.  Did you not catch how many times he used proof, proven and prove in his video?  Certainly that alone should make you trust him... he has proven that it works.

Having said that, I realize how fine a line there really is between brilliance and insanity while watching the video.  Another 8 minutes of my life gone...

[Frys Girl]

Nice find.  Is George still lying about personally looking into and approving every advertiser?

Having fraudulent advertising is one thing.  Claiming to have personally vetted it is malignant

George Noory lies constantly! This is a man who still brought on fraudulent Sean David Morton. Some fake bug spray isn't going to stop him.