George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey BTW, dave for when you stop by or if you are lurking now, you are a fool, a tool, and you really, really, SUCK! You better hope non of your big corp bosses, maybe the one or two don't have pictures of them banging goats, never ever hear one...any one of Art's shows because he is fucking OUTSTANDING! !!!! BETTER THAN EVER!!! LIKE HITTING IT OUT OF THE BALLPARK WALK OFF HOMER INTO AND OVER THE UPPER DECK IN DEAD CENTER FIELD EVERY NITE GOOD. LIKE RUNNING FOR THE END ZONE AND SLAMMING IT IN FOR THE TD ON 4TH AND 10 GOOD...GOT IT dAVE YOU DOPEY NUT!?  And you, well you suck more than ever. Your job would be gone in a heart beat!!!
So in closing; always remember you worm, YOU SUCK, BIG-TIME!!!!!!

[TigerLily]

Just beautiful!  You PremRat devils.  I know what you're up to.  You're going to replace Art's "Somewhere in Time" with "The Worst of  Noory, A Collection of Crap."

Well, they would have an endless supply of material 

[Izintit?]

We need a "Coaster's Classhics" Thread!  How about it Coaster?

My favorite thing that`s ever been on this thread! The scene with George under the faucet and the picture of RCH on the wall gets me every time. Thanks for re-posting! GNS

[ACE of CLUBS]

Is George going to Cuba ?

'George Noory was a mean baby .......'

[Dateline]

Give that Mean Baby a cigar, A Cuban cigar. . .

[Dateline]

With that I can foresee Norry and Fidel exchanging cigars as a show of comrarderie.  Norry lights the cigars and takes a draw.  The bottom of the cigar lights of and an ember flies to his lips.  The next thing the stache is ablaze.  He throws his glass of wine on it, but it acts as a propellant.  Both sides are ablaze.  Fidel dowses Norry in water.  The stache is out and singed very, very badly, Hilteresque.

Norry proceeds with the interview and completes it.  Just another Norry interview.

[ItsOver]

Give that Mean Baby a cigar, A Cuban cigar. . .

Do they make exploding Cuban cigars?

[ItsOver]

With that I can foresee Norry and Fidel exchanging cigars as a show of comrarderie.  Norry lights the cigars and takes a draw.  The bottom of the cigar lights of and an ember flies to his lips.  The next thing the stache is ablaze.  He throws his glass of wine on it, but it acts as a propellant.  Both sides are ablaze.  Fidel dowses Norry in water.  The stache is out and singed very, very badly, Hilteresque.

Norry proceeds with the interview and completes it.  Just another Norry interview.

If Fidel still has his wits, he'll launch into an LMH-style monologue about the virtues of Cuba and communism, while Dave is tamping-out his stache inferno and going "fashinating."

[GravitySucks]

If Fidel still has his wits, he'll launch into an LMH-style monologue about the virtues of Cuba and communism, while Dave is tamping-out his stache inferno and going "fashinating."

Is Cuba a portal?
Do you have any Angels?
We have cars like this in St. Louis.

[ItsOver]

...We have cars like this in St. Louis.

Hehehe...

[Rico999]

Dave Noory is hands down, the MASTER of the non sequitur. 

Dave (to Christian Wilde, talking about how great turmeric is):  "How come if it does so many great things it isn't blown out of proportion?"

[Insomniac Missourian]

Listening to the July 31 episode.  Did George really call "Rowdy" Roddy Piper "'Rod' Rod Piper?"  And then proceeded to subtly insult the business that Piper made a living for his family in?

Yes.  Jorch fraking did...

[ItsOver]

Listening to the July 31 episode.  Did George really call "Rowdy" Roddy Piper "'Rod' Rod Piper?"  And then proceeded to subtly insult the business that Piper made a living for his family in?

Yes.  Jorch fraking did...

In keeping with Jorch's usual lack of awareness of most things, I'm not surprised.  I doubt he had a clue as to who Mr. Piper was and his standing in popular culture.

Jorch always behaves as if he was air-dropped into the C2C job, after having lived in solitary confinement on a remote island, operated by alien life forms.  :

[Izintit?]

In keeping with Jorch's usual lack of awareness of most things, I'm not surprised.  I doubt he had a clue as to who Mr. Piper was and his standing in popular culture.

Jorch always behaves as if he was air-dropped into the C2C job, after having lived in solitary confinement on a remote island, operated by alien life forms.  :

You`re right,the Noorster had no clue who Piper was. He was prolly thiinking Rod Roddy of Price Is Right fame the whole time.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dave Noory is hands down, the MASTER of the non sequitur. 

Dave (to Christian Wilde, talking about how great turmeric is):  "How come if it does so many great things it isn't blown out of proportion?"

I think sometimes George likes to make jokes to amuse himself at the expense of the guest and audience.  This sounds like one of them.

[ItsOver]

You`re right,the Noorster had no clue who Piper was. He was prolly thiinking Rod Roddy of Price Is Right fame the whole time.

Ha!  I don't believe thinking and Noory go together, though. 

[Rico999]

I think sometimes George likes to make jokes to amuse himself at the expense of the guest and audience.  This sounds like one of them.

Maybe.  His enthusiasm isn't real genuine and I'm sure on some nights it's obvious he's bored to death.   

But last night the subject was one of his faves -- turmeric -- and he blurted this one out so fast there was no question that it was spontaneous.   Dave is the undefeated heavyweight champion of the non sequitur, the verbal pratfall, the tongue-tied mispronunciation. 

[albrecht]

In keeping with Jorch's usual lack of awareness of most things, I'm not surprised.  I doubt he had a clue as to who Mr. Piper was and his standing in popular culture.

Jorch always behaves as if he was air-dropped into the C2C job, after having lived in solitary confinement on a remote island, operated by alien life forms.  :

I think Norry led a totally sheltered life and it would not surprise me if English was not spoken in the house as the primary language. He commonly mixes metaphors and has trouble pronouncing very common words (such as "powerful.") Often people who learn a language later in life can almost master it but the nuances, metaphors, sayings, etc are hard for non-native speakers to grasp and use correctly. He says on commercials he didn't shave "until his twenties" which might also give a hint that he was raised in some kind of strict, traditional immigrant household.

[Izintit?]

I think Norry led a totally sheltered life and it would not surprise me if English was not spoken in the house as the primary language. He commonly mixes metaphors and has trouble pronouncing very common words (such as "powerful.") Often people who learn a language later in life can almost master it but the nuances, metaphors, sayings, etc are hard for non-native speakers to grasp and use correctly. He says on commercials he didn't shave "until his twenties" which might also give a hint that he was raised in some kind of strict, traditional immigrant household.

And he`s way too unfamiliar with very common American idioms.

[Izintit?]

Ha!  I don't believe thinking and Noory go together, though. 

Let`s be kind and just say "thinking" isn`t his strong suit. There`s a new idiom he can learn. GNS

[Izintit?]

I think Norry led a totally sheltered life and it would not surprise me if English was not spoken in the house as the primary language. He commonly mixes metaphors and has trouble pronouncing very common words (such as "powerful.") Often people who learn a language later in life can almost master it but the nuances, metaphors, sayings, etc are hard for non-native speakers to grasp and use correctly. He says on commercials he didn't shave "until his twenties" which might also give a hint that he was raised in some kind of strict, traditional immigrant household.

By the way George`s father was born in Cairo so George (just guessing here) was probably raised english second. George has spoken fluent Arabic to a caller from Egypt before. That in itself isn`t the creepiest thing about George. How and why did he stay so outside American culture. I know he was a mega-momma`s boy but didn`t he have neighborhood as well as school chums?  It`s almost like they kept little Georgie confined to the house and away from American culture. Sad,in a way.

[Jackstar]

How and why did he stay so outside American culture.

I heard that Noory was trained as a ninja Jesuit mentat assassin. True story. I heard that.

[aldousburbank]

I heard that Noory was trained as a ninja Jesuit mentat assassin. True story. I heard that.

Everbody knows.

[ItsOver]

Part of the core curriculum at the U of Detroit.  Along with Arabic polka and pizza roll prep 101.  Guess what Jorch flunked.

[Izintit?]

I heard that Noory was trained as a ninja Jesuit mentat assassin. True story. I heard that.

Hard to imagine Jorch being stealthy but I`ll take your word for it.

[Dateline]

I found this tidbit today while scouring the Undernet.  There has been a backlash and rise to power of the Cat Lady Following of Norry's listeners.  This charging to support Norry is being led by one if his most sincere followers, Tiki, the Polynesian Princess of Islandic Karma.  Their concerted battlecry will be echoed from the Conference for Cat Women and Men to be held on Mount Rushmore.  It will be screamed:  NORRY FUREVER AND FUREVER!  Tweets to follow or until the cat eats the Tweeter.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I know he was a mega-momma`s boy...

Was?

[akwilly]

since Art came back coast booked good guests. but holy crap it is back to the shit show. turmeric last night and new age crap tonight. but hey tomarrow it is the under entertaining economic show with Miss Fitts. bye the way I didn't hear any of saturdays show but the wedsite made me think that the west memphis 3 guy didn't show

[karios8]

Does Jorchie charge people for the pleasure of writing him hate mail now?


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[NoMoreNoory]

I just noticed that - according to the C2C app at least - there are no sh
plit shows this week. Only one guest. Right after Art returns. Coinshidence? You know they don't exist.