George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

There is no context, Jorch.

You suck, and always will...

So it was written...

GNS

[onan]

Ummmm huh?

Sometimes I see trash on the side of the road. Usually, I just pass it by.

[pate]

I often don't look at the name on the trash...

When I do look it sez:  Ge*scribble* >>>.ory..


I pick it up and assume it is garbage about that one chump....

GNS

[chinaclipper]

  in one of falkie's new posts, he mentions his new secret gig with gns...does this mean his big announcement is a tv show?

[WOTR]

Dave should use this song as his open.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEe-N80w7Rs

This bears repeating.

[ItsOver]

Speaking of nightmares, yes, boys and girls, it's that time of the month.  Super Suck Sunday is here.  A real crap fest tonight, with not only the submerging artists but The Numbers Nut, too.   

[starrmtn001]

snoory AND the numb-ers lady tonight???  AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[PerfectTommy]

Speaking of nightmares, yes, boys and girls, it's that time of the month.  Super Suck Sunday is here.  A real crap fest tonight, with not only the submerging artists but The Numbers Nut, too.   

Oh boy! I'm gonna slit my wrists.

[PaulAtreides]

Speaking of nightmares, yes, boys and girls, it's that time of the month.  Super Suck Sunday is here.  A real crap fest tonight, with not only the submerging artists but The Numbers Nut, too.   

Ah, the numbers lady.  I have this mental picture of Jorch counting on his fingers trying to figure it out.

[Dateline]

Ah, the numbers lady.  I have this mental picture of Jorch counting on his fingers trying to figure it out.

If she goes into a cycle of eleven, then Norry's toes come out for the count.

[Beelzebubbelah]

You have worshippers, sir:
what a moroni....

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'Allo!
With you yet.
Note use of actual esoteric 19th.C.E.V.title in Error!
See:
"Moroni,or A strange Story"
By Mr.'Bulwer-Lytton'.
It's been placed on Gutenburg site as out of copyright.
Not an insult word,apparently,so you fellows whom do your research on the comic book literary level should take heed,lest you in-advertently suffer the wrath of dread dormmammu.
Or,get really poor rated pop-up ads for midol.
Et.Al.
"B_B"
PS:Still cutting mr.Noory some slack vis. the Noorykalypse/NooryGeddon.
Mebbe Progress 59 will find the new studio in Aloha-ville.
PPS:More 2 come on "Necronomicon"front.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It's the first Sunday of the month with Noory-Sunday Dumbday.

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/ezI74z9RD4g

[Aussie Dave]

https://youtu.be/ezI74z9RD4g

This must be the war Noory was alluding to. The war on our ear drums.

[NoMoreNoory]

https://youtu.be/ezI74z9RD4g

Just what the fuck exactly?

[NoMoreNoory]

There's this one, too.


http://youtu.be/M04ogqDYQJ8

As Falkie advances on Joorch and Tommee, who are the very definition of uncomfortable, before declaring 'Screw the Bellgab haters!'

[albrecht]

There's this one, too.


http://youtu.be/M04ogqDYQJ8

As Falkie advances on Joorch and Tommee, who are the very definition of uncomfortable, before declaring 'Screw the Bellgab haters!'

posting it here because I screwed up and posted on the AB thread.
"Man, that video was, well, sad, bizarre, and beyoond beleef. Firstly, what "big event" was this? And such a bizarre cast of characters! The singers/song (wtf Dave), the old folks, the fat people, the dancing people, the whole set-up; a weird scene, are these the "big events" he always self-promotes on the show?? It looked like something out of a cult-comedy movie, where the director would be praised for bizarreness. Secondly, how pale Norry is. Besides the obvious work done and dye job on hair and "patented" 'stasch he looks more and more like a true creature of the night (or funeral parlor worker.) Scary. Creepy. Especially with his handler/buddy Tommy sort of running interference, but failing at that also. Thirdly, and lastly, though much could be commented on, what was he drinking from the water bottle? One of his weird supplements (definitely not Vitamin D!?)  Or booze (but he's too dumb to figure, hey, whiskey colors can be seen if put into an old water bottle. Hint, Dave, use clear liquors for that.) Bizarre and, frankly, sad. I can't wait for Art's new show."
-GNS

[aldousburbank]

https://youtu.be/ezI74z9RD4g

Why is Tommy hiding while George is trying to sing to him?

[nextgen.fm]

JOrch has been falked!!!!   


and has provided enough material now to last us until 2016!

[ItsOver]

This "event" makes Phantasm look normal. 

[aldousburbank]

This "event" makes Phantasm look normal.

The Santa Cruz Event. Right up there with The Philadelphia Experiment and Woodstock.

[21st Century Man]

Tommy's getting bigger and bigger.  Biggest Loser, book this guy.  I can't think of a show more apt for Tommy.  George's singing really did a number on my ears.  He sounds like a male version of Ethel Merman.

[NoMoreNoory]

We at NMN are now more than ever convinced that Andy Kaufman did not die......

[nextgen.fm]

We at NMN are now more than ever convinced that Andy Kaufman did not die......

Hahaha I knew someone was going to make an avatar out of that tongue moment

[nextgen.fm]

Tommy's getting bigger and bigger.  Biggest Loser, book this guy.  I can't think of a show more apt for Tommy.  George's singing really did a number on my ears.  He sounds like a male version of Ethel Merman.

after watching the video, i really don't like Tommy I think George needs to get rid of him

[Gassy Man]

Party of the Living Dead.

[NoMoreNoory]

He sounds like a male version of Ethel Merman.

Boo! Ethel could sing, man!
I think you mean the male version of.......


http://youtu.be/NqlX88H4_Cg

[nextgen.fm]

i wonder if totino will talk about the falkies event tonight

[ItsOver]

The Santa Cruz Event. Right up there with The Philadelphia Experiment and Woodstock.

Santa Mira.  Has to be.

[21st Century Man]

Boo! Ethel could sing, man!
I think you mean the male version of.......


http://youtu.be/NqlX88H4_Cg

My apologies to Ethel but when she hit a certain note, it hurt my ears.  She does hit the note correctly though so my comparison is inappropriate.  Ethel was a great singer but I could only take her in small doses.

LOL on Mrs. Miller.  I just watched a clip of her singing Downtown on a vintage Merv Griffin show from '65.    And to think, she was signed by Capitol and actually sold records.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM