George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Marc.Knight]

Facebook post tonight:

We're pleased to announce that George Noory and Premiere Radio Networks have extended George's contract through the end of 2013!!!! And we look forward to many more years to come thereafter.

To think of all the wasted days and nights I was dreaming about his replacement......



Ozzy Osbourne-Dreamer

[b_dubb]

Ozzy ... an early auto-tune singer.  just listen

[Marc.Knight]

Ozzy ... an early auto-tune singer.  just listen

yup.  I heard that criticism when this song first came out.

[Silent]

Ozzy ... an early auto-tune singer.  just listen

There's still something about Ozzy's music I like, although auto-tune and Dreamer are a far cry from Diary of a Madman.  Ozzy has done so many things that ordinarily would make me lose respect for anyone else but he gets a pass from me for some reason.


Ozzy Osbourne - Over the Mountain

[Marc.Knight]

These are two of my favorites.



Mama I'm coming home - Ozzy Osbourne



Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne - Close My Eyes Forever

[valdez]

     Somebody calls Ian on Saturday night talking about how our musical tunings were changed in the early twentieth century as part of some plot to drive humans crazy (but weren't we crazy before that?), and Ian blew it off as being "too complicated", but I thought it was interesting, and then Rob Simone does a whole show on frequencies, which was kind of synchronicitous,  so I'm thinking maybe there's something to this, and tonight George had on NASA conspiracist Nick Redfern, who somehow managed to link our treasured space agency with Chupacabra, and I didn't understand any of it, but he does sound a whole lot like Mark Steyn, who is the only "fill in" for Rush that I can tolerate.

what's the frequency, kenneth?

[MV/Liberace!]

     Somebody calls Ian on Saturday night talking about how our musical tunings were changed in the early twentieth century as part of some plot to drive humans crazy (but weren't we crazy before that?), and Ian blew it off as being "too complicated", but I thought it was interesting, and then Rob Simone does a whole show on frequencies, which was kind of synchronicitous,  so I'm thinking maybe there's something to this, and tonight George had on NASA conspiracist Nick Redfern, who somehow managed to link our treasured space agency with Chupacabra, and I didn't understand any of it, but he does sound a whole lot like Mark Steyn, who is the only "fill in" for Rush that I can tolerate.

yeah, he's a good fill-in host.  when the others are on?  click.

[valdez]

    Hyping his interview with Damon Vickers, George said that Mr. Vickers was a proponent of the new world order "which I am definitely against".   Great.  So I'm foolishly expecting George to butt heads with this guy.  Didn't happen.  In fact, George offered no intellectual argument to anything Vickers said.  Nothing.  It was all about the world economy and George was lost.  When big words like "leveraging" and "liquidity" are bantered about George doesn't stand a chance and resorts to mumbling something about the "haves an have nots", which, by the way, is a phrase George is overusing way too much these days to the point where it means nothing.  According to Vickers, part of the incentive for this world economy will be the canceling of every nation's debt.  Heck, who's gonna argue with that?
 

[Max_TO]

    Hyping his interview with Damon Vickers, George said that Mr. Vickers was a proponent of the new world order "which I am definitely against".   Great.  So I'm foolishly expecting George to butt heads with this guy.  Didn't happen.  In fact, George offered no intellectual argument to anything Vickers said.  Nothing.  It was all about the world economy and George was lost.  When big words like "leveraging" and "liquidity" are bantered about George doesn't stand a chance and resorts to mumbling something about the "haves an have nots", which, by the way, is a phrase George is overusing way too much these days to the point where it means nothing.  According to Vickers, part of the incentive for this world economy will be the canceling of every nation's debt.  Heck, who's gonna argue with that?
 

Also , during the first hour of last nights show George  made a comment as to why a 20 something year old should care about the ME  ... Well later on in the hour a young service man called in to voice his discontent at that age group being targeted in such a way , considering how it's that age group that does the fighting over there for the government . How did George handle it ? Why he pinned The comment on his first guest by claiming the guest made the remarks

George is simply not up to the task at hand and he needs to go , that simple . You can listen to him any given night and he is just not able to ask a good question or do any type of follow up . He is sooooo concerned with trying to make him self look good or look smart and it's soooo sad to see coast come to this .

He also trys to make himself look oh so caring but truth be known he is a controling , sneaky , small little man

Yes folks , he has to go .

My question is what dowe do about it ? What can we do about it ?

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

I really wanted to listen to the pro New World Order guy, and then I thought "What's the point???". George wouldn't ask anything interesting or even challenge him after building up that he disagreed with him. He might as well bring on a guy advocating that aluminum siding was better than shingling.

[anagrammy]

INTERVIEW WITH DAMON VICKERS "new world order" guy, February 15th:

NOORY:     Was your father in SKull and Bones at Yale?

(Laughter)  No, he was president of Yale?

NOORY:     Are you the Anti-Christ

(silence)   Awkward giggle.  "No, George...."

NOORY:     Maybe we wouldn't be in this position if...Maybe we should have just used our power, after World War II...What would this planet have been like after WWII if we had just said, "We are in control of the entire world, or we'll nuke you?"

Are you sure YOU'RE not the Anti-Christ...

NOORY:     if we had kept everyone in the dark ages, we wouldn't have this problem in the middle east.



That would be evil...

NOORY:     That IS evil...what do you think is the reason for all this debt?  How did we get into this mess?  Why didn't someone say, "We've got to stop spending."

There's an inner discontent in Americans where they are just not satisfied, an emptiness inside our hearts and our souls; we are gripped by fear.  The idea of a New World Order replacing the fear and distrust we have and the destruction of the rain forest, the bludgening of dolphins, where we villify tree huggers... things are not so great that we couldn't use a change.

NOORY:     After the break, we'll look at this New World Order and when it's going to begin...

***

If that's how Noory acts when he's completely against something, he better not talk to Jehovah's Witnesses or he will quit and go tracting.  Wait a minute...

Note:  After 9/11, the pastor of the giant super big Presbyterian Church in Gig Harbor, WA told the congregation to ease our grief by going shopping.  "Get out there," he counseled, "and remind people that Americans are doing business as usual.  They didn't win, they didn't crush our spirits.  Take the family to the mall."

That level of banality on the part of leadership mirrors the low bar that George Bush set when he stood in that iconic, almost Iwo Jima-ish pose on the top of that pile of rubble, with the whole world listening to what the American president would say, and instead of "Today is a Day of Infamy" or anything even close to the historicity of the moment, he said, "Yeah, and those people who knocked these buildings down are going to hear from us real soon."

I could almost feel the European eyeballs rolling simultaneously.  That plus the head shaking in disbelief of the world's population probably threw off the center of gravity and corrected the wobble that's gone.

Anagrammy

[b_dubb]

@ Ana ... he didn't actually say those things on air did he (george)?

[anagrammy]

YES, b-dubb, he did!  That's my point...it's DRIVEL and like the water torture, I'm afraid it might turn my brain into mush too!
That was verbatim from the show, last hour, on February 15th, Damon Vickers, author of "The Day After the Fall of the Dollar" (title might be off), commonly known as the New World Order Guy.

Most of the show was like that, plus I noticed that he has a new host-quirk.  Noory doesn't have a clue what to say and cannot make any contribution to the discussion, so he has taken to interrupting the guest abruptly with a herky-jerky comment or question that was completely unnecessary and the guest is obviously annoyed.  From the same show, he interrupted Vickers when he was talking about the American corporations moving offshore in order to capitalize on the wide labor discrepancy.  He said,

"They understand that they can invent their product here but they can't manufacture it, so they--(GEORGE) AND SELL IT FOR A DECENT PROFIT--"yes, George, so they can sell it for a decent profit, and so they have been doing this for years and..."

It wasn't the first time I've heard him do it--have you noticed this?  Or do you still listen (trainwreck rubbernecking)?

Seriously, you can NOT make this stuff up.

Anagrammy, and my silent plea to act now while we organize under the topic HOW CAN WE GET RID OF GEORGE.  Call one sponsor a day from now on:

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[DoYouThinkItWasAngels]

If it's getting that bad, perhaps I should start tuning in again!  That's some epic cringe radio I'm missing out on.

[anagrammy]

Definitely you are missing out Angels, it's like when the extreme right get so extreme they bump asses with the extreme left coming around the circle from the other side...

It can be so bad it crosses over into good.  I am now keeping the laptop open on a bookshelf when working in the kitchen, so I can immediately sally forth to record the latest blathering.  Like him pronouncing Tehran TAY HUH RAHN. 

I'm thinking of changing my atavar quote to "There's Something Going On, Isn't There?"

Yes, you named it, CRINGERADIO has replaced Coast to Coast.

Anagrammy

[valdez]

    Richard C. Hoagland visits long enough to tell us that the comet that NASA is currently tailing is actually a spaceship.  Later George finds two scientist (Stan Devo and James McCanney) who actually believe in the planet X crap.  A caller mentions something called the Bloom Box, which supposedly creates energy from oxygen, and is currently providing 70% of the electricity at some Google office complex somewhere.  Neither George nor his guest have ever heard of it.  Turns out it's based on fuel cells and it does require some sort of bio-fuel to operate, but they are causing a bit of a stir.  Only $800,000 a unit.  Cool.
 

[Marc.Knight]

Just to clarify:







suck [suk]
vt.
ME suken < OE sucan, akin to Ger saugen < IE * seuk-, *seug- < base * seu-, damp, juice > SUP1, L sucus, juice, sugere, to suck
1.
a) to draw (liquid) into the mouth by creating a vacuum or partial vacuum with the lips, cheeks, and tongue
b) to draw up (water, oil, etc.) by the action of a pump
2. to take up or in by or as by sucking; absorb, inhale, etc. [to suck air into the lungs]
3. to suck liquid from (a breast, fruit, etc.)
4. to hold (candy, ice, etc.) in the mouth and lick so as to dissolve and consume
5. to place (the thumb, a pencil, etc.) in the mouth and draw on as if sucking
6. to bring into a specified state by sucking [to suck an orange dry]
7. [Vulgar Slang] to perform fellatio on
vi.




1. to draw in water, air, etc. by creating a partial vacuum
2. to suck milk from the breast or udder
3. to hold something in the mouth and lick or draw on it: used with on or at [to suck on a piece of ice, sucking away at his pipe]
4. to make a sound or movement of sucking
5. to draw in air instead of liquid: said of a faulty pump
6. Slang to be contemptible or very unsatisfying, as because of low quality [this show sucks]




n.
1. the act of sucking; sucking action or force; suction
2. a sound or movement of sucking
3.
a) something drawn in by sucking
b) Informal the amount sucked at one time; sip


â€" suck in
1. to compress and pull inward [to suck in one's belly]
2. Slang to take advantage of; swindle, etc.
â€" suck up (to)
Slang to flatter or fawn (on) ingratiatingly

[b_dubb]

    Richard C. Hoagland visits long enough to tell us that the comet that NASA is currently tailing is actually a spaceship.  Later George finds two scientist (Stan Devo and James McCanney) who actually believe in the planet X crap.  A caller mentions something called the Bloom Box, which supposedly creates energy from oxygen, and is currently providing 70% of the electricity at some Google office complex somewhere.  Neither George nor his guest have ever heard of it.  Turns out it's based on fuel cells and it does require some sort of bio-fuel to operate, but they are causing a bit of a stir.  Only $800,000 a unit.  Cool.
 

ok. this makes for lousy talk radio. but reading your synopsis of the show ... sounds like a pitch for a wacky sitcom


yeah i said i was going to bail on C2C if Hoaxland got invited back.  i'm done.  done done done.  i don't want to hear that asshat sell crazy anymore

[MV/Liberace!]

   Only $800,000 a unit.  Cool.
 

hmm... if my calculations are correct, these units should pay for themselves by the year 2654.  seems reasonable.

[aldousburbank]

I couldn't help but go ahead and post this pic in this thread.  This is the image, (and pretty much every pic on this Stupid Accidents page- http://www.hemmy.net/2007/07/29/crazy-and-stupid-accidents/) that I have in mind when I think of what iGNoory has done to Coast.

[robey1129]

"GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!!!"........there, I think I'll be alright now for a week or two!

[aldousburbank]

I would like to think of this CoastGab forum as our own little virtual Tahrir Square.  Out with the dictator!

[MV/Liberace!]

I would like to think of this CoastGab forum as our own little virtual Tahrir Square.  Out with the dictator!

yes, minus the gang rape.

[aldousburbank]

yes, minus the gang rape.

Agreed!  Plus, I think we should consider adding confetti, or at least some Michael Jackson tunes in the background or something... try to lighten up the joint, something not so machoed up and drab, seen?

[anagrammy]

Over on the Art Bell Quits thread I mentioned that I am now listening to George Noory for the same reason I watched Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  What is funnier than a person who is a walking parody of a radio show host and doesn't even know it?  Or worse yet, knows it and figures the cure is more Grecian Formula and more photos of him on the website?

I say we round up a George Noory look-alike and find some fun-loving fool willing to mouth igNoory's actual words and make a YouTube mockumentary series ala SNL.

Anagrammy
PS - Quote from GN:  "...(xflares) can affect communications on earth and other things."

[JustOneFix]

Over on the Art Bell Quits thread I mentioned that I am now listening to George Noory for the same reason I watched Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  What is funnier than a person who is a walking parody of a radio show host and doesn't even know it?  Or worse yet, knows it and figures the cure is more Grecian Formula and more photos of him on the website?

-snipped-

I admit listening to George for the same reason. It's gotten to the point where I keep a notepad beside the bed so I can write things down as he says them. No way will I remember it the next day!

[aldousburbank]

I say we round up a George Noory look-alike and find some fun-loving fool willing to mouth igNoory's actual words and make a YouTube mockumentary series ala SNL.

How about Mr. Snuffleupagus?  He seems to know his hole in the ground from an ass in his head.

[Marc.Knight]

Looks like we hit a new record.  Viva la Suckage.

Most Online Today: 63. Most Online Ever: 226 (February 07, 2011, 12:05:15 AM)

[James G.]

I gave up on Mr. Noory and how that "End Of America" ad sent along with the CoastZone newsletter. What a bunch of crooks. That Stansberry & Associates Investment Research company is a disgrace to America.

Yet, such as Premiere Radio Networks both support and endorse them.

Premiere Radio Networks has become a true disgrace to America. But they want nothing more than to make money off fools.

Some of us aren't fools.

Enough said. 

[danDNA]

Over on the Art Bell Quits thread I mentioned that I am now listening to George Noory for the same reason I watched Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.  What is funnier than a person who is a walking parody of a radio show host and doesn't even know it?  Or worse yet, knows it and figures the cure is more Grecian Formula and more photos of him on the website?

I say we round up a George Noory look-alike and find some fun-loving fool willing to mouth igNoory's actual words and make a YouTube mockumentary series ala SNL.

what about this guy? oh no wait....