George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Noory is so lost. "Walter White"? Real MDMA is not meth, by any stretch. He hears " amphetamine" one time and decides it's meth and Walter White would want to sell it. MDMA is "benign" and "gentle", just like this man just said.

You're asking a lot of our host.

Jorch has got his hands full simply mouth breathing and speaking.

[zeebo]

8 hours per show he said at one time.

2 hours: nap
1 hour: mustache grooming, coiffure adjustments
2 hour: watch c2c-relevant movie (Biodome, Spaceballs, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.)
2 hours: practice doo-wop ballad for karaoke nite
50 mins.: have turkee sammich while re-reading fave jokes from family-safe joke book
5 mins.: scan guest wiki page
5 mins.: scan 3x5 cards provided by Tommy

[pate]

We're in the '80s, Jorch.

Are you racist or something?

Ebony & Ivory-Stevie Wonder & Sir Paul McCartney

GNS

[WOTR]

He really does dress like a Halloween store mobster.

Right down to the matching tie and pocket square- you don't get much more tacky.  You would think for a guy making a half million a year he would hire an image consultant (or read a little on the 'net...)

[Major Ed Damien]

He really does dress like a Halloween store mobster.

Thankfully, when you owe money to this mobster, he can't count.

Another mobster made the following comment about Georgie No-Wit:

"He's not really a loan shark, if you-know-whuttum-sayin.'  He's more like some kinda messed-up plankton that can't add worth a shit."

[zeebo]

Ok so what's gonna be George's first seduction song for LMH?  I'm thinking "Dream Lover".

[pate]

Lionel Richie - Hello

That Lionel could rock a 'stache Jorch, you might want to take some notes from this one, I think he's trying to give you some tips for LMH.  Why can't love be blind?



Hulz, yeh.  Rockwell!  Zeebo, that one wasn't even on my radar yet... hehe.

[WhiteCrow]

Hey all you late night Dave lovers...  Art just made a "big' disclosure on his thread.

Reply #22695

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,30.msg345141/topicseen.html#msg345141

[zeebo]

Hulz, yeh.  Rockwell!  Zeebo, that one wasn't even on my radar yet... hehe.

Oops I pulled it, didn't know it would get so much interest ... here it is again ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

[pate]

z: No worries, and WC: I saw the Art slam on Dave, it was funny...

I find watching videos with the sound turnt up makes C2C tolerable...

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

Rollin' with the Rockwell theme for a second over here...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Youngevity. The vitamin supplement we all need.

[BattyBrooke]

Hey all you late night Dave lovers...  Art just made a "big' disclosure on his thread.

Reply #22695

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,30.msg345141/topicseen.html#msg345141

Who is Dave? Schrader?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is going through his Linda Moulton Howe checklist:


Lube . . . check.

Sexy, suggestive music . . . check.

Photo of Linda fiddling with mutilated cow . . . check.

Box of Kleenex . . . check.

Jack-off systems are all "go."

We are awaiting countdown and ignition.

[Nick el Ass]

Who is Dave? Schrader?

You don't know who Dave Noorie is?!?

[Richard Groyper]

Jorch is going through his Linda Moulton Howe checklist.

Lube . . . check.

Sexy, suggestive music . . . check.

Photo of Linda fiddling with mutilated cow . . . check.

Box of Kleenex . . . check.

Jack-off systems are all go.

We are awaiting countdown and ignition.

Failure to launch?

[pate]

Green Jello - Obey the Cowgod

"Obey the Cow God" - Green Jello

Not, Sure that this technically is an eighties song, but it is I believe an eighties band...

[Nick el Ass]

Failure to launch?

More like he exploded on the launch pad.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch is going through his Linda Moulton Howe checklist:


Lube . . . check.

Sexy, suggestive music . . . check.

Photo of Linda fiddling with mutilated cow . . . check.

Box of Kleenex . . . check.

Jack-off systems are all "go."

We are awaiting countdown and ignition.

You forgot the little blue pill.

[Richard Groyper]

More like he exploded on the launch pad.

That's gotta hurt!

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is out of the gate with Tom Jones' "She's a Lady."


Things are lookin' good for a creep-out.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch is going through his Linda Moulton Howe checklist:


Lube . . . check.

Sexy, suggestive music . . . check.

Photo of Linda fiddling with mutilated cow . . . check.

Box of Kleenex . . . check.

Jack-off systems are all "go."

We are awaiting countdown and ignition.

Hahahaha She's a Lady.

George surpasses all expectations.  Way to go George.
He must have read my Tom Jones suggestion yesterday.

[michio]

Caller 'Augustus' criticized Norry's choice in music and said he should fire his music director. And then went on and criticized Wilcox. He also said to Norry "if you let me continue my question" in a snide manner. Classic.
-GNS

Awesome. We need to hear more "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" callers who are unafraid to speak their mind, instead of callers like Corny, Annie, and Jeff kissing the lipstick/Chapstick smeared ass of sNoory. Well done, Augustus, whomever you are. The music wouldn't suck as badly as it does if they'd stop using the same stale selection of songs over and over. But I suppose that's too much extra work for "eight hours of show prep" sNoory and his team on crack.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is out of the gate with Tom Jones' "She's a Lady."


Things are lookin' good for a creep-out.

Someone called this the other night, and they deserve a wizard hat. Kim Komando should be pissed.

[pate]

Jorch is out of the gate with Tom Jones' "She's a Lady."


Things are lookin' good for a creep-out.

I was going to suggest Kenny Roger's cover of Lionel Richie's "Lady," wait, doesn't he use that one when Hoaxland is on or some other dude?  I seem to recall...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Awesome. We need to hear more "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" callers who are unafraid to speak their mind, instead of callers like Corny, Annie, and Jeff kissing the lipstick/Chapstick smeared ass of sNoory. Well done, Augustus, whomever you are. The music wouldn't suck as badly as it does if they'd stop using the same stale selection of songs over and over. But I suppose that's too much extra work for "eight hours of show prep" sNoory and his team on crack.

Yeah, well, Tommy's been off sick.

Don't expect too many more like those to get through in the future.

[21st Century Man]

I was going to suggest Kenny Roger's cover of Lionel Richie's "Lady," wait, doesn't he use that one when Hoaxland is on or some other dude?  I seem to recall...

I still think You're Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady would be a good 'un.

[zeebo]

Who is Dave? Schrader?

Dave Schrader is the "Good" Dave.   

[21st Century Man]

Will The Lady in Red make the playlist tonight? I would still love to hear Jorchie play a really crude song for Linda.  I'd love to hear her get really pissed off at Jorch.

[pate]

Who can say, although since she's an investigative reporter we might hear this one:

Hall and Oates - Private Eyes

"Private Eyes" - Hall & Oates