George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

With exciting shows like tonite's on tap, Georgie's got nothing to fear from the competition:

Health & Healing/ Prayer & Finance

First Half: Trained not only in human health, but in animal health as well, Dr. Joel Wallach ... will discuss the human body's innate ability to heal itself through natural means.

2nd Half: After appearing on two episodes of Beyond Belief, editor and author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances....

" . . . author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances.... "


Oh, Lord, won't you buy Jorch
A Mercedes-Benz.

Mean babies drive Porsches
While he wears Depends

Kill these mean babies,
And please be his friend.

He'd like it so gruesome
That's it, Lord.  Amen.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

With exciting shows like tonite's on tap, Georgie's got nothing to fear from the competition:

Health & Healing/ Prayer & Finance

First Half: Trained not only in human health, but in animal health as well, Dr. Joel Wallach ... will discuss the human body's innate ability to heal itself through natural means.

2nd Half: After appearing on two episodes of Beyond Belief, editor and author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances....

Gawd....

I guess that's what you get when you have a host who has to rely on concepts like karma because he can't understand anything more complex.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

" . . . author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances.... "

Oh, Lord, won't you buy Jorch
A Mercedes-Benz.

Mean babies drive Porsches
While he wears Depends

Kill these mean babies,
And please be his friend.

He'd like it so gruesome
That's it, Lord.  Amen.

Chant from early morning televised church service I once saw:

Lord, fill our billfolds.
Lord, fill our billfolds.

[nextgen.fm]

When asked who would win the Super Bowl George predicted "definitely the Oakland Raiders"

[ACE of CLUBS]

Now he plays wide receiver on Team Tommy.

Started out as a 'tight end' ........... now a 'wide receiver'
So it goes for George ...

[cowtown]

Started out as a 'tight end' ........... now a 'wide receiver'
So it goes for George ...

This just in from the Department Of Redundancy Department:


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[Major Ed Damien]

Oh, Lord, won't you buy Jorch
A brand-new toupée

The one he's got on now
Is starting to fray

He needs a jet-black one
That won't look too gay

Oh, Lord, won't you find one
And make it today?

[aldousburbank]

Oh, Lord, won't you buy Jorch
A brand-new toupée

The one he's got on now
Is starting to fray

He needs a jet-black one
That won't look too gay

Oh, Lord, won't you find one
And make it today?

Ding!

[Juan]

IT'S FEB!!!!!

[zeebo]

IT'S FEB!!!!!

That's right, Happy Feb!

[nextgen.fm]

That's right, Happy Feb!

Spring is coming!

[ACE of CLUBS]

This just in from the Department Of Redundancy Department:


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So sorry Calgary .....
Saw your post too late ..... apologies!

[Major Ed Damien]

Oh, Lord, won't you cook Jorch
A hot pizza roll

Turn his throat into
A radioactive hole

I'd like him to suffer
And squirm on the floor

While Tommy can't help him,
The ass-sucking whore.

[cowtown]

So sorry Calgary .....
Saw your post too late ..... apologies!

Calgary?


Canadian, eh?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Calgary?


Canadian, eh?

Cowtown = Calgary

[cowtown]

Cowtown = Calgary

FYI: There are lots of towns referred to as a "Cowtown". (not to mention a certain cave in Missouri and a radio studio near the Pacific Ocean.) 



Georgie For President 2016 = your worst nightmare

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

FYI: There are lots of towns referred to as a "Cowtown". (not to mention a certain cave in Missouri and a radio studio near the Pacific Ocean.) 



Georgie For President 2016 = your worst nightmare

I was going to type Calgary = Cowtown.  I should have stuck with that.

[nextgen.fm]

Do you think he is going to attack us again tonight?


It appears things are heating up

[Morgus]

With exciting shows like tonite's on tap, Georgie's got nothing to fear from the competition:

Health & Healing/ Prayer & Finance

First Half: Trained not only in human health, but in animal health as well, Dr. Joel Wallach ... will discuss the human body's innate ability to heal itself through natural means.

2nd Half: After appearing on two episodes of Beyond Belief, editor and author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances....

Noory's First of the Month Sunday shows like tonight reveal what guests/topics he really wants c2cam to have, instead of the real paranormal ones...

[aldousburbank]

George,
You couldn't suck more. I mean less. I think.

[21st Century Man]

With exciting shows like tonite's on tap, Georgie's got nothing to fear from the competition:

Health & Healing/ Prayer & Finance

First Half: Trained not only in human health, but in animal health as well, Dr. Joel Wallach ... will discuss the human body's innate ability to heal itself through natural means.

2nd Half: After appearing on two episodes of Beyond Belief, editor and author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances....

I think I'll watch an Akira Kurosawa film.  Throne of Blood.  Better than the Drone of Suck.

[21st Century Man]

Oh, Lord, won't you cook Jorch
A hot pizza roll

Turn his throat into
A radioactive hole

I'd like him to suffer
And squirm on the floor

While Tommy can't help him,
The ass-sucking whore.

Hopefully this time the damage will be permanent. 

[cowtown]

A SNEAK PEEK AT 2-NITES INCRUDIBULL SHOW: GEORGIE'S 3x5 INDEX CARDS.


Health & Healing/ Prayer & Finance

First Half: Trained not only in human health, but in animal health as well, Dr. Joel Wallach ... will discuss the human body's innate ability to heal itself through natural means.

QUESTION #1: "Joey, what do you find the most faschinating about the body being able to heal itself natchurully?"
QUESTION #2: "Do you think angels are involved?"
QUESTION #3: "How many sick babies have you seen healed through natchurull means?"
QUESTION #4: (Three Parts) a. "How sick were the babies? b. Were any about to die? c. How close to death were they?"

2nd Half: After appearing on two episodes of Beyond Belief, editor and author Jim Paris joins George Noory to continue the conversation on how prayer can have an impact on personal finances....

QUESTION #1: "Jimmy, what do you find the most faschinating about prayers impact on personal finances?"
QUESTION #2: "Do you think angels can be involved?"
QUESTION #3: "Absohultely!"
QUESTION #4: "Lets go to Richard driving a truck. Go ahead, Dickie."

[Nick el Ass]

Feb, Feb, Feb, Fed, Feb!!!1!

[goldendeal]

 Jorch's Super Bowl party pic....

[Major Ed Damien]

George has "a friend who smokes like a fish."

He really said that.

[goldendeal]

Jorch " My friend smokes like a fish"

[goldendeal]

Jorch “We don't do these health shows often"

Oh, BS Jorch, you use Coast as a spring board for your underlying belief in alternative therapies, medicine and natural remedies that's never been proven to work at least 2 nights a week...

[Who]

I guess this makes me a HATER but . . . .

A veterinarian is giving medical advice on C2C.    Every other sentence this jackass utters is a put-down of medical doctors.  Right.  Get your medical advice from a veterinarian, not an M.D.  What's this guy's motivation?  He sells stuff on his website. Lots of stuff.   Look at these two links. The first one features good old George Noory.

http://criticalhealthnews.com/

http://www.wallachonline.com/products/healthpacks.htm

Medical advice from a veterinarian who hawks products on his website.  Submerging artists.  How low can George take C2C?  It's like Mel's hole.  Just when you think George has taken C2C to infinite suckage, he breaks that barrier and goes even lower.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch missed his calling.

He should have been a witch doctor in a village full of only village idiots.

In fact, that's what he's pretty much become.

Right now, he's humping the wonder cure of cinnamon.

That's right, you Coast-to-Coast village idiots.  Just take some cinnamon, and this quack veterinarian's "secret sauce," and you'll be fine.