George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Somewhere in the universe Jim Morrison is spinning end-over-end, puking up the contents of a Jameson bottle and considering that even that is better than being discussed by anybody and George Noory.

[zeebo]

I've been to Morrison's grave in Paris... le cimetiere pere lachaise.
...
Definitely way too many spooky portal-esque vaults and crypts in that fucking graveyard.

I walked around it solo in the late afternoon, and it was a bit creepy - so old that place.  Also paid my respects to Oscar Wilde and Chopin.

[zeebo]

HOORAY 1800 Pages of suckage.  Good show for it too.  Pass the hash.

I should have picked up a bottle of that 1800 tequila.  Partly to celebrate the occasion, partly to help blot it out.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Let's have a contest...

It's all over;
For the Unknown Hoster;
It's all over;
Radio is over...

I'm an Art Bell Man;
I'm an Art Bell Man;
Georgie Knows but the Little Gabbers understand...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I see George is talking about Jim & The Doors, so I have to know if he has he used the old tired line of "These guys wouldn't make it today" yet?

Indeed he did.

[Major Ed Damien]

It's all over;
For the Unknown Hoster;
It's all over;
Radio is over...

I'm an Art Bell Man;
I'm an Art Bell Man;
Georgie Knows but the Little Gabbers understand...

LMAO

"People are strange
Georgie is stranger

"Half a mustache
And a throat pizza roll."

[Immy]

- we have the prospect of Joorch pretending he knows anything about Jim Morrison...

The worst part of how true this is - Snoorge was only 21 when JM died. How can you be that age at such a landmark time in American music and be so clueless on the topic? How is it not in your soul? Can't he articulate how even one song moved him?? Is the guy simply devoid of humanity?

Instead we get "How much do you miss him?" 

[Major Ed Damien]

"Do you think George Noory would make it today?"

Only with a massive IQ shortage in a nation suffering from collective Alzheimer's and owned by the Chinese.

[Kelt]

The worst part of how true this is - Snoorge was only 21 when JM died. How can you be that age at such a landmark time in American music and be so clueless on the topic? How is it not in your soul? Can't he articulate how even one song moved him?? Is the guy simply devoid of humanity?

Instead we get "How much do you miss him?" 

Keep in mind that George was born in Detroit, and would have been a teenager in the 1960s... a period of time when almost nothing was happening in music... particularly in Detroit.

[Major Ed Damien]

George just asked his really penetrating standby question:

"Where can people find books?"

[21st Century Man]

The worst part of how true this is - Snoorge was only 21 when JM died. How can you be that age at such a landmark time in American music and be so clueless on the topic? How is it not in your soul? Can't he articulate how even one song moved him?? Is the guy simply devoid of humanity?

Instead we get "How much do you miss him?" 

He was too busy singing in off-off-Broadway productions of Oklahoma. Probably in Gary, Indiana.

[zeebo]

The worst part of how true this is - Snoorge was only 21 when JM died. How can you be that age at such a landmark time in American music and be so clueless on the topic? How is it not in your soul? Can't he articulate how even one song moved him?? Is the guy simply devoid of humanity? ...

At the time Georgie was still idolizing the sentimental crooners of his childhood.  Unfortunately he still is so we keep hearing them as bumpers. 

[zeebo]

George just asked his really penetrating standby question:

"Where can people find books?"

And his solid-gold standby "What's your number one most favorite story ...."

[21st Century Man]

Keep in mind that George was born in Detroit, and would have been a teenager in the 1960s... a period of time when almost nothing was happening in music... particularly in Detroit.

The Motor City Moron.

[Nick el Ass]

LMAO

"People are strange
Georgie is stranger

"Half a mustache
And a throat pizza roll."

There is a killer on the radio.
His brain is squirming like the turtle he threw against the wall when he was a kid.
Takes of Fridays.
Loves when your children die.
If you let this man take you on a ride
Sweet lord you will want to die.



I like to call it Riders on the Suck.

[Major Ed Damien]

There is a killer on the radio.
His brain is squirming like the turtle he threw against the wall when he was a kid.
Takes of Fridays.
Loves when your children die.
If you let this man take you on a ride
Sweet lord you will want to die.



I like to call it Riders on the Suck.

Well done.

Also, Riders of the Snorge.

[zeebo]

Jeez how tone deaf.  The guest already mentioned he was bummed to see his friend Morrison become an alcoholic.  So a little later Jorch asks "So what was his favorite drink?" and then "Wow he must have put alot of those away, huh?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Jeez how tone deaf.  The guest already mentioned he was bummed to see his friend Morrison become an alcoholic.  So a little later Jorch asks "So what was his favorite drink?" and then "Wow he must have put alot of those away, huh?"

Yeah, George goes beyond being an enabler.

He's a disabler.

Not to mention a disaster.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well show me, the way, to the next radio show. 
Iooww, don't ask why.  Owwww don't ask why.
Show me the way to the next radio show.
Iohh, don't ask why.  Iooww, don't ask why.
For if we don't find the next radio show,
Tell ya we must die; tell ya we must die.
Tell ya, I tell ya, I tell ya we must die.

[NoMoreNoory]

Simply......The End

[Major Ed Damien]

Well show me, the way, to the next radio show. 
Iooww, don't ask why.  Owwww don't ask why.
Show me the way to the next radio show.
Iohh, don't ask why.  Iooww, don't ask why.
For if we don't find the next radio show,
Tell ya we must die; tell ya we must die.
Tell ya, I tell ya, I tell ya we must die.

Bravo.


"Don't you hate him madly?
When he gets fuck-babbly?

"Don't you hate his ways?
They put you in a daze.

"Don't you hate him when the show becomes a bore?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Bravo.


"Don't you hate him madly?
When he gets fuck-babbly?

"Don't you hate his ways?
They put you in a daze.

"Don't you hate him when the show becomes a bore?

Yours are a little more original than mine

[Juan Cena]

Keep in mind that George was born in Detroit, and would have been a teenager in the 1960s... a period of time when almost nothing was happening in music... particularly in Detroit.

The sarcasm is strong in this one.

[zeebo]

Well, I just turned on the station about an hour ago
Took a look around, see how much Jorch blows
Saw the place Where Noory always bungles shows
L.A. Studio, L.A. Studio

[Juan Cena]

The worst part of how true this is - Snoorge was only 21 when JM died. How can you be that age at such a landmark time in American music and be so clueless on the topic? How is it not in your soul? Can't he articulate how even one song moved him?? Is the guy simply devoid of humanity?

Instead we get "How much do you miss him?" 

To be honest, I don't think Snorge can remember where he was in the 1990's.

[Major Ed Damien]

"L.A. Noory

"L.A. Noory

"L.A. Noory Sunday afternoon

"Doggy ears stinkin'

"Smellin' up your room.  Smellin' up your room.

"Smellin' up your room, room, room.

"Like Dr. Doom."

[21st Century Man]

And here's George with his interpretation of the Doors clashik, Back-Door Man


Wha, yeah!
C'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon
Oh, yeah, ma
Yeah, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
The girls don't know
But little Tommy understands
Hey, all you people that tryin' to sleep
Here's the man for your midnight dream, yeah
'Cause I'm a back door man
The girls don't know
But little Tommy understands
All right, yeah
You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more pizza-rolls
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a back door man, wha
The girls don't know
But little Tommy understands
Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The chicks don't know
But little Tommy understands 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This caller sounds angry.

[Major Ed Damien]

If anybody ever lights George's fire, it'll smell like burning shit in a shit-spattered outhouse on top of burning Shit Mountain.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy is so lucky.  George has offered to put in a good word with his publisher so the guest can get his book about his personal friendship with Jim Morrison on the same shelves as "Late Night Snacks with George Noory."