George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

     The Secret Door is a dumb gimmick, and having callers guess who the guest are is even dumber, but I liked the Psychic Twins.  They've got a weird symbiosis type thing going and, according to them, they predicted the oil spill in an issue of "After Dark", and you'd think George would look it up and verify it, but that's just way too much trouble for George.
     
   

[KnyeGuy]

     The Secret Door is a dumb gimmick, and having callers guess who the guest are is even dumber, but I liked the Psychic Twins.  They've got a weird symbiosis type thing going and, according to them, they predicted the oil spill in an issue of "After Dark", and you'd think George would look it up and verify it, but that's just way too much trouble for George.
     

Yeah the 'secret door' show idea is just plain lame. Added to this lameness is Noory's giddiness whenever he hosts this Disney-like format.
The ONLY possible way it could be worse is to have the callers guess who the guest is...it was only a matter of time before Noory latched onto such a concept.

Could the show get any lower? It sure could. Just wait for Noory's 'future self' to become one of these secret door guests:  Dexter Monterey (thankfully, I have no idea how to spell this: Horribly, I remember the damn name.)


And yes, it would behoove Noory to actually LOOK UP and VERIFY any sort of valid prediction made by a guest, especially if it appeared in his beloved afterdark newletter.

I'd like to hear the show that these twins did regarding the prediction of 9/11.
All in all, they have a really cheesy gimmick goin on and I have heard other twins (non psychically inclined, mind you) who could pull off the "finishing of each other's sentence" much better than these two...LOL... They were quite out of sync and trying to appear otherwise.


My biggest question is, who out there in Coast to Coast land actually gets off on these childishly formatted shows?
The 3 or 4 people on the nighthawk zone?

[The Lightning Man]

The Lightning man says Hi to every one on this post, I'm honored to be amongst the greats and I admire your work but anyways I just happen to live in the San Fernando Vallley A sub-berb of Los Angeles, we just happen to have a large community and there has been a lot of talk about Rush Limbaugh a well known closeted homosexual having a relationship w/ a late night radio host... I wonder if that is George Noory.

[saucy]

The Lightning man says Hi to every one on this post, I'm honored to be amongst the greats and I admire your work but anyways I just happen to live in the San Fernando Vallley A sub-berb of Los Angeles, we just happen to have a large community and there has been a lot of talk about Rush Limbaugh a well known closeted homosexual having a relationship w/ a late night radio host... I wonder if that is George Noory.

AhhhhhhhhhhhhHahahahaha!  You should get Double-Douche Points for that one LM.  S xx

[robey1129]

George:"I'm sorry caller...you seem to be having a bad connection!"
So...to turn listeners' attention immediately away from the fact that he had someone he did not wish to deal with, he turns to his "production" manager to come up with a question of "interest" off the internet.
PM: (paraphrase) "George...what is your personal opinion of the Illuminati?..........and are they active today?"
George (in an intelligent tone of voice): "The Illuminati are active today...yesterday...and tomorrow........yakety, yak-yak-yak".

Please, someone shoot me!

[valdez]

George:"I'm sorry caller...you seem to be having a bad connection!"
So...to turn listeners' attention immediately away from the fact that he had someone he did not wish to deal with, he turns to his "production" manager to come up with a question of "interest" off the internet.
PM: (paraphrase) "George...what is your personal opinion of the Illuminati?..........and are they active today?"
George (in an intelligent tone of voice): "The Illuminati are active today...yesterday...and tomorrow........yakety, yak-yak-yak".

Yeah, the "bad connection" sounded like he was just a few moments away from going off script and laying into George.  The Illuminati  question also dealt with "who" they were, which George, after the yakety yak, said, "as to who they are, well, I'll leave that up to you to decide." Huh?  This from the guy who fancies himself some sort of a purveyor of truth?  Yeah.  Right.  When they finally come to stamp us with the mark of the beast, George will be there extolling it's virtues, and hawking it like a c-crane radio.

[robey1129]

.....and it is incredibly insulting to me as a listener for Booring and his PM to think: a. I couldn't tell there wasn't a bad connection; b. I didn't know that the Illuminati question posed as one from the audience was actually a fabrication by the PM to get Turd Brain off the hook; and c. That it wasn't apparent that Flatulance's response was somethin' he hadn't already cooked up.
The two probably sit down for a few minutes and come up with these half-baked scenarios in an attempt to make C2C look meaningful and engaging.
I can see 'em both high-fiving when they thought they pulled it off.
Oh...for the good ol' days of stimulating, intriguing and educational C2C.

[valdez]

     Talking to Mitch Battross, George wanted to know what would be a "warning sign" that things were getting bad in the gulf.  "If the government said, get out!  Get out!  Get out!  Get out!  Would that bet a sign that things were getting worse?" 
     Ross "west of the Rockies" Mitchell took some time to talk to George (I thought he was a recording) and just when he was getting into his early days on the show, George asked, "Did you have that voice even back when you were a little kid?"
     

 

   And Ross replied, "Don't interupt me when I'm telling a story.  Ever."

[elbee]

http://vftb.net/   excellent podcast

[guildnavigator]

       

   And Ross replied, "Don't interupt me when I'm telling a story.  Ever."

thats hilarious, does anybody know what the date of this interview was?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

     

 

   And Ross replied, "Don't interupt me when I'm telling a story.  Ever."

I'd imagine the needle on the badass-o-meter shattered when Ross with that voice dropped that line on the Nooron.

[valdez]

thats hilarious, does anybody know what the date of this interview was?

O.K.  I made that last line up.  I hate it when I do that.   

[guildnavigator]

     O.K.  I made that last line up.  I hate it when I do that.

hahaha

[11angeleyes11]

     O.K.  I made that last line up.  I hate it when I do that.

. .But I bet Coast loves it when you do that.  Just think how many angelhours were spent by readers of this forum who went back listening for that comment on Streamlink.  Maybe a few that didnt' have Streamlink in fact subscribed. 

[valdez]

. .But I bet Coast loves it when you do that.  Just think how many angelhours were spent by readers of this forum who went back listening for that comment on Streamlink.  Maybe a few that didnt' have Streamlink in fact subscribed. 

I certainly hope I was never the cause for anyone to actually shell out pennies a day to the Empire of the Noor.

[robey1129]

"Just watch the movie The Green Mile and you'll learn everything you want to know about handy men."

Yup...he said it! 7/22/10

[jaypaw]

art back TONIGHT!!


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2010/07/23

[MV/Liberace!]

     O.K.  I made that last line up.  I hate it when I do that.

HAHAHA.  SHIT!!  oh, how i wish it had really happened.

[agni]

So one evening last week I was listening to a few of Art Bell's Terence McKenna interviews, and shortly thereafter tuned into C2C with George Noory.  I think it goes without saying how I ended up here. 

Has anyone here tried to call in to express their feelings of disappointment with this disgrace?  I've felt compelled to do so, but I know they run a time delay, so I would immediately be cut off even if I could fly in under the radar.  But still, there's gotta be a way . . .

[guildnavigator]

I wonder how things work... so much control seemed to be left with Art before, and to give this much control to just anybody CAN'T work the same way. C2C needs a program director? To keep George from playing matchbox 20 songs and talking about the "angel episode of twilight zone" all night?

[robey1129]

So one evening last week I was listening to a few of Art Bell's Terence McKenna interviews, and shortly thereafter tuned into C2C with George Noory.  I think it goes without saying how I ended up here. 

Has anyone here tried to call in to express their feelings of disappointment with this disgrace?  I've felt compelled to do so, but I know they run a time delay, so I would immediately be cut off even if I could fly in under the radar.  But still, there's gotta be a way . . .

Welcome....and join the club...!!!!
Coast's transformation into an abysmic sistern of imbecelic, pre-school, irrelevant ramblings moderated by a clueless, ignorant ego maniac has left more than one of us scratching our heads.

[MV/Liberace!]

So one evening last week I was listening to a few of Art Bell's Terence McKenna interviews, and shortly thereafter tuned into C2C with George Noory.  I think it goes without saying how I ended up here. 

haha, nice.


welcome to the forums.

[valdez]

     George to ufo guy, Micheal Salla:  "With all the movies that hollywood has produced, either to educate us, or let us know whats going on, like The Day the Earth Stood Still, and E.T., and Close Encounters, all of these movies have a message, have you noticed that?"
     Educate us?  Like how not to mess with a giant robot?  Or how to hide an alien from your mom?  Or how to replicate Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes?  Let us know whats going on?  Like any of this stuff actually happened?  And whats with the message thing?  Every movie except for No Country for Old Men has got a freakin' message.  It's like he begins a question having no idea what he wants to ask, and after an Art, Ian, and Knapp weekend, this crap is unacceptable.   
     

[starrmtn001]

     George to ufo guy, Micheal Salla:  "With all the movies that hollywood has produced, either to educate us, or let us know whats going on, like The Day the Earth Stood Still, and E.T., and Close Encounters, all of these movies have a message, have you noticed that?"
     Educate us?  Like how not to mess with a giant robot?  Or how to hide an alien from your mom?  Or how to replicate Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes?  Let us know whats going on?  Like any of this stuff actually happened?  And whats with the message thing?  Every movie except for No Country for Old Men has got a freakin' message.  It's like he begins a question having no idea what he wants to ask, and after an Art, Ian, and Knapp weekend, this crap is unacceptable.   
   

Exactly Valdez!  But dinktard snoory doesn't care about quality.  I wish I knew how to change that, but aside from the countless emails and fast blasts I've sent and petitions I've signed (all failed) I just don't have the knowledge to thinks of anything else.

Maybe we could all "wish real hard" that he finds a new interest and leaves c2c!  Eh . . . yeah.  That ain't gonna happen.  

[punkinpie]

I listened to last night's show with the web bot prediction guy.  He's claiming that there will be a big earthquake in California the last two days of July that will affect roadways and water flows for months.  Let's see........

I looked up Jim Berkland's website to see if he was also predicting a big one.  He hasn't updated his website since June. 

I also went back and checked the predictions special portion of the C2C website to see if anything is mentioned.  Someone did predict that there would be a 6.0 in northern CA during 2010. 

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2010/01/01

Yeah, I know...an earthquake in California is like saying that the sun might rise in the east.  I've always been interested in the web bot predictions, but I've never kept track to see if it really happens or not.

[valdez]

     Bush basher, Cheney hater, admirer of Oliver Stone, and friend of Sean Penn, Craig Hulet talking about the economy.  Folks have accused this forum of being a platform for neo-con rants, so I will refrain from going into a neo-con rant.  British guy Nick Rosen talked about going "off the grid", and there was a lot he said that was cool, and interesting, and needed some follow up, but George was too busy with questions like, "are their any other countries more advanced in getting off the grid than us?  In the United States, for instance?"  Huh?  What?  Whatever.

[MV/Liberace!]

Every movie except for No Country for Old Men has got a freakin' message. 

you know something, now that you mention it, i think you are right.  i recall that movie really having no meaning.  maybe it was too artsy fartsy for me to pick up on.  i still thought it was a good film, tho.

[elbee]

I HAVE JUST CANCLED MY STREAM-TITS ACCOUNT - FUCK YOU NOORY YOU HAVE RUINED COAST TO COAST YOUR SO RETARDED AND THICK ITS UNBELIEVEABLE JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW THICK THE GENERAL PUBLIC ARE!

DID YOU HEAAAAAR THE INTERVIEW WITH THE BRITISH GUY ABOUT OFF THE GRID?

FUCK ME THAT TOOK IT TO A NEW LOW! "HOW DUU YOUU DOOOOO THAT?"

OI BITCHES - STOP COMPLAINING ON HERE AND CANCEL YOUR STREAM TITS ACCOUNT! IF WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER PREMIER WILL KNOW WHY!

[MABUSE]

And whats with the message thing?  Every movie except for No Country for Old Men has got a freakin' message. 
   

Sorry, the message there is predictable as hell: Cormac McCarthy should be read and NEVER viewed.
**M**

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I HAVE JUST CANCLED MY STREAM-TITS ACCOUNT - FUCK YOU NOORY YOU HAVE RUINED COAST TO COAST YOUR SO RETARDED AND THICK ITS UNBELIEVEABLE JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW THICK THE GENERAL PUBLIC ARE!

DID YOU HEAAAAAR THE INTERVIEW WITH THE BRITISH GUY ABOUT OFF THE GRID?

FUCK ME THAT TOOK IT TO A NEW LOW! "HOW DUU YOUU DOOOOO THAT?"

OI BITCHES - STOP COMPLAINING ON HERE AND CANCEL YOUR STREAM TITS ACCOUNT! IF WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER PREMIER WILL KNOW WHY!

Another satisifed customer.

You know here's an idea... we should round up all the comments like this around the net (believe me, there's literally thousands and thousands of paragraphs worth of words from frustrated Coast fans) put them all together in some presentable form, and then begin bombing all of George's advertisers, affiliates, and Clear Channel execs. Out of all the plans I've seen online to get the Nooron fired, I've never seen one actually go for the throat and do something that would actually mean anything. It actually wouldn't be that hard to do and I bet you could illicit a huge response within three months. Especially if you cite Nooron's declining numbers and loss of affiliates.

Why someone like CNET or some big internet based company hasn't thrown a wad of cash at Art Bell to do a weekly one hour internet/radio show...