George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nebraska888]

The guy saw nature spirits in the Last Supper painting.  I predict a new bestseller:  The Da Vinci Gnome.

OMG.......that was about THE LIMIT for me.  Those two dudes were just plain CRAZY TRAIN! 

[Izintit?]

Tonight's guest, self-proclaimed expert on the Nature People, Gnomes, Elves, Fairies, Leprechauns and Pixies

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!!

[Izintit?]

Wow, a fairy that talks about fairies.  How appropo!

Yeah, I would have forgiven George for about 400 of these pages if he would have just asked this quack "Are there any gay leperchauns?"  But old boring,PC,"don`t rock the boat" Noory isn`t that fun.

[Morgus]

There isn't enough money to bury John Leer?

You must be mixing up your Leirs and Leers.
It was Dr. Roger Leir who passed away over the weekend, not John Leer.

[smithy]

From the c2cam website summary for last night's show:
The show closed with Christian Wilde singing his version of Danny Boy.

Missing Malaysian Plane
At the start of the first hour, remote viewing teacher Major Ed Dames shared a map which he believes shows the location of the missing Malaysian jet. He suggested that the airliner's pilot, Zaharie Ahmad Shah, committed an act of piracy, planning to take the jet to Somalia. He ended up struggling with the co-pilot, and the plane was inadvertently downed after it went through a rapid uncontrolled decompression, said Dames.

Author Whitley Strieber appeared in the first hour, sharing his theory that the missing plane didn't crash into the sea, but landed somewhere, avoiding radar detection. He posited that the goal may be for the plane to be used for a future terrorist attack, possibly loaded with nuclear materials.

Thanks for saving me a whole lot of grief (and listening time) to find a summary of the show last night.  Didn't Snore forever ban Sylvia Brown (till the day she died) for saying on air that the lady's kid had died when she hadn't? Why isn't he holding Ed Dames to the coals and applying the same "high" standards for his countless misses to date?  Remember the fungus that was going to eat us up?

The lep guys last night were too much, using psychic powers to say to a caller "you're left-handed" and she said no, "I'm right-handed" (or reverse). Really psychic and great salesmen. See Book #4, their most popular.

Glad I missed Danny Boy song. Jorsh is an old fart. His choice of music is getting older by the minute.  Jorsh has handlers that check callers' backgrounds while they're waiting to ask a question. He's too old to do this show, mentally not with it.

[zeebo]

...He's too old to do this show, mentally not with it.

Also strangely he got real defensive when the subject of drinking whiskey came up blurting out something like "I don't get drunk!".  Sure man, ok. 

[Heather Wade]

Also strangely he got real defensive when the subject of drinking whiskey came up blurting out something like "I don't get drunk!".  Sure man, ok.

Ha haa, yeah I caught that too.  My first thought was that sober people routinely have pizza roll accidents, right?  Heh.

The lep guys last night were too much, using psychic powers to say to a caller "you're left-handed" and she said no, "I'm right-handed" (or reverse). Really psychic and great salesmen. See Book #4, their most popular.

He asked if she was right-handed, she said she always writes with her left hand, and he spouts, "Oh, well, that means you're psychically right-handed."  I think Nooron cut her off seconds later, while the fat, fairy-man continued with his babble.

What's so frustrating is so many callers had questions and/ or points to make, but were never allowed to complete their questions.  Listening to a bunch of half thoughts, then the bag-of-crazy answers... with Nooron at the helm of it all... brings to mind something Tom Papa said: 

"It's time to shut. it. down."

Oh, and let's not forget the bumper music straight out of the nearest old-folks home.     The whole thing is a bummer.

[LAM4:2]

Did Major Ed Dames remote view the pilot went rogue, claim he killed the crew & passengers, and was "headed for Somalia" ?

Why would a pilot want to kill his own flight crew, that claim is just silly.

[ItsOver]

...Ha haa, yeah I caught that too.  My first thought was that sober people routinely have pizza roll accidents, right?  Heh...

Hopefully, Tommy's put a "blow switch" on Jorch's microwave.  No doubt Jorch has a tough enough time with that complicated gizmo when he's sober.

[b_dubb]

Ha haa, yeah I caught that too.  My first thought was that sober people routinely have pizza roll accidents, right?  Heh.

You are one smart cookie.  We need to get you on the GabCast.  We need all the help we can get.

[aldousburbank]

Was there any mention of Jesus healing the lepricans or of modern medical treatments for the condition?

[Heather Wade]

Was there any mention of Jesus healing the lepricans or of modern medical treatments for the condition?

When my head banged my desk in the darkness, I thought I vaguely heard something about Jesus being a leprican too.  Or maybe they said he was an elf.  Or a unicorn.  Or an elven unicorn.  Either way, Jesus is certainly psychically left-handed, though.

[aldousburbank]

Also strangely he got real defensive when the subject of drinking whiskey came up blurting out something like "I don't get drunk!".  Sure man, ok.

Well then someone should bring up the subject of J Edgar Hoover's pink pantie parties and see what response thimblefuk comes up with.

On another note, has anybody ever thought or suggested that the reason george was Jimmy Hoffa's last interview(er) was because the Hoffa just couldn't deal with the mind numbing aftereffects and had himself encased in cement under Yankee stadium?

[aldousburbank]

Either way, Jesus is certainly psychically left-handed, though.

That's because he's seated at the right hand of the father.

[Heather Wade]

Well then someone should bring up the subject of J Edgar Hoover's pink pantie parties and see what response thimblefuk comes up with.

On another note, has anybody ever thought or suggested that the reason george was Jimmy Hoffa's last interview(er) was because the Hoffa just couldn't deal with the mind numbing aftereffects and had himself encased in cement under Yankee stadium?

I have considered this.

[aldousburbank]

I have considered this.

You and me missy, someday, in some edgy yet languid drinking establishment...

[Dateline]

A new patent was just issued today.  It was for a breathalyzer attached to all microwaves strong enough to heat pizza rolls.

To test, breath in, suck out.

[NORGEGORY]

Would it be a mean baby?

[At the stroke of midnight]

Why must New Agers devolve every subject into a puddle of pink goo, and why must all New Ager males sould like big pussies?
In Ireland a hundred years ago country folk lived in dread of Leprechauns and Pookas. They were believed only to do good for humans if they were tricked into it. Irish country folk were so terrified of male infants being snatched by the Little People, they dressed male babies in girl's clothing. It irritates me that C2C guests don't even bother to do simple fact checking before they go on national radio. It's ICELAND that has the laws protecting nature spirits, not NORWAY. Norwegians always considered trolls something akin to monsters, and in cahoots with the forces of evil. I had a book of Norwegian folk tales as a kid, and it was more like a horror novel than the children's book is was supposed to be. My siblings and I were forbidden to read it at bedtime because it produced nightmares.

Hey George, where the heck is Crymareea? When Noory is reading his news copy he sounds like a child in a slow-learners class.

[zeebo]

...In Ireland a hundred years ago country folk lived in dread of Leprechauns and Pookas. They were believed only to do good for humans if they were tricked into it. Irish country folk were so terrified of male infants being snatched by the Little People, they dressed male babies in girl's clothing. It irritates me that C2C guests don't even bother to do simple fact checking before they go on national radio. It's ICELAND that has the laws protecting nature spirits, not NORWAY. Norwegians always considered trolls something akin to monsters, and in cahoots with the forces of evil. I had a book of Norwegian folk tales as a kid, and it was more like a horror novel than the children's book is was supposed to be. My siblings and I were forbidden to read it at bedtime because it produced nightmares.

Much of this was my understanding as well, perhaps from reading similar creepy books as a kid.  Now if we could have a show like that, hosted by a non-Noory, that would be worth listening to.

[VtaGeezer]

Why must New Agers devolve every subject into a puddle of pink goo, and why must all New Ager males sould like big pussies?
In Ireland a hundred years ago country folk lived in dread of Leprechauns and Pookas. They were believed only to do good for humans if they were tricked into it. Irish country folk were so terrified of male infants being snatched by the Little People, they dressed male babies in girl's clothing.

Those were the pre-Darby O'Gill leperkons.  Sean Connery and Walt Disney reformed them, don't ya know.

[Dateline]

Begorrah.
'Happy St Paddy's Day to those of you,' says Joorch.
We waited. To those of you what? Nope. Nothing. That's it.
Happy St Paddy's Day to those of you. OK?

I missed last evening, too much luck of the Irish and green beer.  Did the sub-atomic Noron really start that way? 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I only caught a little bit of the two Christians/Leprechaun duo, but I didn't have any problem with it. It said "Fruit Loops" on the box and thats what they gave us.

[Étouffée]

I would enjoy it if George mispromumbled "Ukraine" as "uterine".

It could happen!

[b_dubb]

I would enjoy it if George mispromumbled "Ukraine" as "uterine".

It could happen!

Sad things is you're right. It could happen.

[NoMoreNoory]

Well done, Joorchie!! Eight hours of show prep pay-off!! A perfect Crimea!!! We're all proud of you.

[Dateline]

Well done, Joorchie!! Eight hours of show prep pay-off!! A perfect Crimea!!! We're all proud of you.

Give Joorchie the clap!

[NoMoreNoory]

Hahaha! Joorch trusts Craig Hewlett 'explicitly'! No, dumbass.....that would be implicitly.

[NoMoreNoory]

Give Joorchie the clap!

I'm sure that was done a long time ago. He was in the Navy for nine years, remember.

[Mels-hole1984]

What the fuck is the deal with callers always saying...."I'll take my answer off the air"? Does Tommy tell them to say that so Dave wont get flustered with being caught off guard?